Undertaker's Madness

Welcome to my sanctuary. This is where you'll find pictures, literature previews, whole chapters and links to tales featuring dear ol' Undertaker...and those he favors. Avatar created by the talented K-Koji. Visit his DA page for some fantastic art! My Tumblr lover is http://yourlovelydarlinggrell.tumblr.com/. Feel free to check out my lady's blog!

[shiftythrifting]

hi i have a submission

holy shit you sure as hell do

[madundertaker]

"Mun, we need this. Simply because."

[xylune]

I hope your health keeps declining and you die. Nobody would give a shit if an ugly cunt like you dropped dead.

WTF? Did I kill you in a past life or something? At least have the balls to give your name when issuing death wishes, coward.

[madundertaker]

"Oh me oh my...mun...you've gained another stalker!"

[madundertaker]

Undertaker, how are your dancing skills? Do you know of every invented dance method?

I'm afraid I'm not terribly good at "Quirking". I'm working on it though.

[madundertaker]

Oi Undertaker, I've brought ye a new friend! This here be a real living doll named Annabelle. I'll just put her on top of the coffin that you're sleeping in, right now.

Excellent. She's adorable. Thank you ever so much.

[roguemonsterfucker]

The audacity of adding a dni tag to someone else’s post 🙄

[delusion-of-negation]

every time someone does this on my posts or says “this doesn’t apply to X” or “X keep your hands off op’s post” or “don’t twist op they’re not talking about X” I get radicalised into X’s biggest fan.

[brettdoesdiscourse]

Me, talking about Y:

Someone: OP isn’t talking about X, don’t make this about X.

Me, immediately: YES, I AM. I WAS TALKING ABOUT X.

[madundertaker]

People do that? I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised but Tumblr wasn’t like that a year or two ago.

[madundertaker]

If I bought a houseboat and started living inside it, would you move in with me? I'll save a bedroom for you.

Is there a coffin involved? Hee hee!

[madundertaker]

What would be your most favorite Spring flower?

Hmm. Probably the daisies. They remind me of an old song.

[madundertaker]

Does a fellow such as yourself have a proper birthday?

Define "proper".

[madundertaker]

Would the first day of the month of April be a funny event for you?

It depends on who I prank and how well it goes off.

[madundertaker]

Hello, I have returned. Has a human done a kabedon on you?

A...a what?

[madundertaker]

Hello Undertaker, what is your favorite food or drink?

Biscuits and tea.

[xylune]

OMG I want to see Renfield!!

https://youtu.be/6LmO6rmDW08

[xylune]

Do some research you shit.

Being accused of homophobia is really fucking priceless when the vast majority of my work is gay fiction.

[madundertaker]

~Easy there, mun.~

[xylune]

Ooooh, the thunder’s making car alarms go off.

Maybe I’m touched in the head, but I really do love a good storm.

[madundertaker]

I'm wondering how you would look while wearing a dress, or a kilt.

I'm a pretty lil' princess! You need only ask Vincent to confirm it!

[madundertaker]

It's a deal. Have you heard this joke before? "Why does everyone love cemeteries? Because they're dying to get in."

Very nice and for all intents and purposes, quite true!

[madundertaker]

May I buy your Undertaking shop from you, and turn it into a fish & chips shop?

Let's partner up, as I love fish 'n chips! You sell on the upper level while I tend the dead in the basement. Deal?