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Myron (he/him). I draw sometimes (lie). Cantakerous forest hermit (displaced). Adult, been one for a while. Header by @keymintt, icon by @aceneutrality!

[transfaabulous]

I Will of Course Remain Here Until the Very End

Accounts I've made offsite:

DreamWidth

Discord @ QualityCuntrol

Uhhhh will update when I do more I guess?

[myinnerlandscape]

[fuzzypetal]

What if that was your house What if a sheep lives off the grass on your house

[saltymommie]

Shes my landlord

[oldersistercore]

lamblord

[transfaabulous]

Eurovision

Discoursers to be mocked and blocked.

Anyway, I can't rank things for shit, so I won't even try. I fucking loved Serbia because I'm a slut for metal, but ask me if I'd call it my number one and I'd end up bluescreening.

I'm sure I'll find a way to be furious at the judge vote, either way.

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WHY IS THE UKRAINIAN SPOKESMAN DRESSED LIKE THE POPE

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The real battle begins.

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UK GETS ZERO AUDIENCE POINTS LMAOOOOO THEIR REACTION OF CHEERING ANYWAY

Once again, the UK and Germany are comrades.

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...Why is Belgium third wheeling us.

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Congrats to Bulgaria! Your piece didn't really hit me right, but your winning was good for my blood pressure and I'm looking forward to your hosting next year!

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Eurovision

Discoursers to be mocked and blocked.

Anyway, I can't rank things for shit, so I won't even try. I fucking loved Serbia because I'm a slut for metal, but ask me if I'd call it my number one and I'd end up bluescreening.

I'm sure I'll find a way to be furious at the judge vote, either way.

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WHY IS THE UKRAINIAN SPOKESMAN DRESSED LIKE THE POPE

[transfaabulous]

The real battle begins.

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UK GETS ZERO AUDIENCE POINTS LMAOOOOO THEIR REACTION OF CHEERING ANYWAY

Once again, the UK and Germany are comrades.

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...Why is Belgium third wheeling us.

[transfaabulous]

Eurovision

Discoursers to be mocked and blocked.

Anyway, I can't rank things for shit, so I won't even try. I fucking loved Serbia because I'm a slut for metal, but ask me if I'd call it my number one and I'd end up bluescreening.

I'm sure I'll find a way to be furious at the judge vote, either way.

[transfaabulous]

WHY IS THE UKRAINIAN SPOKESMAN DRESSED LIKE THE POPE

[transfaabulous]

The real battle begins.

[transfaabulous]

UK GETS ZERO AUDIENCE POINTS LMAOOOOO THEIR REACTION OF CHEERING ANYWAY

Once again, the UK and Germany are comrades.

[transfaabulous]

Eurovision

Discoursers to be mocked and blocked.

Anyway, I can't rank things for shit, so I won't even try. I fucking loved Serbia because I'm a slut for metal, but ask me if I'd call it my number one and I'd end up bluescreening.

I'm sure I'll find a way to be furious at the judge vote, either way.

[transfaabulous]

WHY IS THE UKRAINIAN SPOKESMAN DRESSED LIKE THE POPE

[transfaabulous]

The real battle begins.

[samwilsonshandsandass]

The German commentator is basically euphoric (as much as Germans can be) looking at the situation of Germany getting first two points, then doubling them to four points and then doubling them to eight points. Tells you very much about the non expectations we have by now. We're just happy to be included because we pay so much to the EBU

[transfaabulous]

Eurovision

Discoursers to be mocked and blocked.

Anyway, I can't rank things for shit, so I won't even try. I fucking loved Serbia because I'm a slut for metal, but ask me if I'd call it my number one and I'd end up bluescreening.

I'm sure I'll find a way to be furious at the judge vote, either way.

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WHY IS THE UKRAINIAN SPOKESMAN DRESSED LIKE THE POPE

[crazyaboutemma-deactivated20260]

alex rybak sniffed finland’s live violin and appeared on a cloud of smoke

[clarabosswald]

time for our prescribed lesson in current geopolitics

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Eurovision

Discoursers to be mocked and blocked.

Anyway, I can't rank things for shit, so I won't even try. I fucking loved Serbia because I'm a slut for metal, but ask me if I'd call it my number one and I'd end up bluescreening.

I'm sure I'll find a way to be furious at the judge vote, either way.

[transfaabulous]

Eurovision Once More

You know the drill. Discoursers will be mocked and blocked.

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You can tell I've got a thing for hands because while the Cyprus singer is not at all my type, the moment she drew her hand up her side like that I was entranced

Thanks fuck we're getting this kind of dancing, too. They actually know what they're doing.

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Italy this style of music is so great

THE SKIRT WAS THE FLAG I LOVE IT

Love the bisexual reveal, too

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Oh Norway you have such a strong opening. Please don't fuck this up.

Oh this is good oh no this is good one. It fuses different elements that I recognize from different genres and decades and does it so well.

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Romania? Xena???? You brought us rock opera fetish gear Xena???

Please make it even gayer next time.

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Austria?? You're singing about keeping clubs fun and free from fuckbois?? This is hysterical????

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The Eurovision demigods are being assembled for the finale of the Grand Final and I love it.

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Except for ABBA, because they don't tour.

[transfaabulous]

Eurovision Once More

You know the drill. Discoursers will be mocked and blocked.

[transfaabulous]

You can tell I've got a thing for hands because while the Cyprus singer is not at all my type, the moment she drew her hand up her side like that I was entranced

Thanks fuck we're getting this kind of dancing, too. They actually know what they're doing.

[transfaabulous]

Italy this style of music is so great

THE SKIRT WAS THE FLAG I LOVE IT

Love the bisexual reveal, too

[transfaabulous]

Oh Norway you have such a strong opening. Please don't fuck this up.

Oh this is good oh no this is good one. It fuses different elements that I recognize from different genres and decades and does it so well.

[transfaabulous]

Romania? Xena???? You brought us rock opera fetish gear Xena???

Please make it even gayer next time.

[transfaabulous]

Austria?? You're singing about keeping clubs fun and free from fuckbois?? This is hysterical????

[transfaabulous]

The Eurovision demigods are being assembled for the finale of the Grand Final and I love it.

[transfaabulous]

Eurovision Once More

You know the drill. Discoursers will be mocked and blocked.

[transfaabulous]

You can tell I've got a thing for hands because while the Cyprus singer is not at all my type, the moment she drew her hand up her side like that I was entranced

Thanks fuck we're getting this kind of dancing, too. They actually know what they're doing.

[transfaabulous]

Italy this style of music is so great

THE SKIRT WAS THE FLAG I LOVE IT

Love the bisexual reveal, too

[transfaabulous]

Oh Norway you have such a strong opening. Please don't fuck this up.

Oh this is good oh no this is good one. It fuses different elements that I recognize from different genres and decades and does it so well.

[transfaabulous]

Romania? Xena???? You brought us rock opera fetish gear Xena???

Please make it even gayer next time.

[transfaabulous]

Austria?? You're singing about keeping clubs fun and free from fuckbois?? This is hysterical????

[transfaabulous]

Eurovision Once More

You know the drill. Discoursers will be mocked and blocked.

[transfaabulous]

You can tell I've got a thing for hands because while the Cyprus singer is not at all my type, the moment she drew her hand up her side like that I was entranced

Thanks fuck we're getting this kind of dancing, too. They actually know what they're doing.

[transfaabulous]

Italy this style of music is so great

THE SKIRT WAS THE FLAG I LOVE IT

Love the bisexual reveal, too

[transfaabulous]

Oh Norway you have such a strong opening. Please don't fuck this up.

Oh this is good oh no this is good one. It fuses different elements that I recognize from different genres and decades and does it so well.

[transfaabulous]

Romania? Xena???? You brought us rock opera fetish gear Xena???

Please make it even gayer next time.

[transfaabulous]

Eurovision Once More

You know the drill. Discoursers will be mocked and blocked.

[transfaabulous]

You can tell I've got a thing for hands because while the Cyprus singer is not at all my type, the moment she drew her hand up her side like that I was entranced

Thanks fuck we're getting this kind of dancing, too. They actually know what they're doing.

[transfaabulous]

Italy this style of music is so great

THE SKIRT WAS THE FLAG I LOVE IT

Love the bisexual reveal, too

[transfaabulous]

Oh Norway you have such a strong opening. Please don't fuck this up.

Oh this is good oh no this is good one. It fuses different elements that I recognize from different genres and decades and does it so well.

[vergess]

CYPRUS:

Finally, someone using these dance and musical techniques CORRECTLY ugh

YESSSSSS MY BELOVED MOTHERLAND YOU ALWAYS BRING THE A GAME

[vergess]

Girl you KNOW you have me falling in love "might" please

I know it won't win, it never wins, but I love when Cyprus rolls up like "Sup sluts, not sure why you keep inviting west asia to the European Music Festival but Let's Fucking Deliver Shall We"