How good are tlt cast at kpop dance challenges (Canaan Crew):
Judith: she heard "dance challenge" and fled the country.
Marta: SO STIFF, but hits every point dance without flaw. She does, however, leave after about 10 seconds.
Ianthe: terrible, smirks at all the wrong moments, tries to twerk her ass bones. Scary.
Corona: terrible but has the spirit of it. Bouncy by ATEEZ was made for her and she knows it.
Babs: objectively good, but not enough of a twink for the gay kpop guys to be into him and doesn't pass enough as a masc lesbian for the lesbian kpop girlies. Flop.
Isaac: so offbeat, doesn't hit any of the point dance, but he is having a GREAT time
Jeannemary: offbeat but trying SO hard for the point dance, she is NOT having a good time, she is FOCUSED.
Abigail: ANOTHER GOOD ONE RIGHT OUT THE GATE, she LOVES it but also leaves about ten seconds in because she thinks she is having too much fun.
Magnus: TERRIBLE but he won't stop laughing every time he messes up so you really can't make fun of him too much.
Palamedes: STIFF AS HELL MY MAN. He is trying so hard though and breaks a sweat after the first take.
Camilla: shockingly good, objectively perfect, however she could stand to stop glaring at the camera.
Dulcinea: when she has a good day, my girl is POPPING OFF, she knows every point dance, every place to wink and smirk, she does it WELL.
Pro: ALSO so good at it, however he is super off beat to show off how well Dulcie is doing and won't stop laughing.
Silas: did not know dancing existed, is scarred for life.
Column: DID know about dancing, is still scarred for life.
Harrow: shockingly good, because she practices in advance. You will NOT catch her slipping on camera.
Gideon: so fucking stiff, but the spirit is there. Off beat half the time, off beat in a new and interesting way the other half.
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