Madwort Bouquet

Translation dumb blog. I do this for fun and practice, there might be mistakes so I'm open for corrections!

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A3! Webcomic “Discovery! The best skin care routine” Translation

Azami: Hey! Do your after bath skin care routine properly! First up is lotion and then.. Masumi: Don’t care. Azami: Well then I’m not responsible for what happens tomorrow!! (The next day)

Azami: HOW?! Masumi: Director praised my acting. Azuma: Fufu, so his best skin care routine is Director. Azami: I.... I won’t acknowledge it!!

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𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝓎 𝒞𝒽𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓂𝒶𝓈!! 🎄✨💞🥰❄️🎁

Thank you very much!

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A3! Itaru Chigasaki “The great brawl! Western shooting game of wilderness” Backstage translation

PART 1

Banri: Sleepy…..

Izumi: Good morning Banri-kun. Citron: Oh! Banri there is big bears under your eyes indeed!

Izumi: Those are really big bears…

Azuma: Fufu, big bear is a rather cute word.

Omi: Good morning. I’m preparing breakfast now, do you wanna eat? Banri: I do. Yawn.. Tsumugi: You seem really tired. Did you game? Banri: Yea, something Itaru-san is really into now. We played the whole night. Tenma: You guys really have no discipline… Omi: Sakyo-san’s gonna get angry if you don’t hold back a bit. Here, it’s eggs benedict. Eating will wake you up. Banri: Oh, looks yummy. Itaru: Good morning. Izumi: Good morning. Citron: There is no big bears under Itaru’s eyes! Omi: Itaru-san, are you gonna eat breakfast? I’m preparing it. Itaru: Yea I will. Thanks. Banri: So did you game until the morning after all? Itaru: It’s my long awaited week-end after a hard week of work. Unlimited gaming. Full-throttle break. I shall fight until I become a corpse. Anyways Banri since you napped, join me for another round. Banri: You kidding? Besides I have plans today so I will pass. Itaru: Plans more important than gaming are a thing? Citron: Itaru is an albacore gamer through and through! Azuma: I’m guessing you meant a hardcore gamer here? Izumi: Either way, I sure wonder what kind of game it is. For you to play all night long without getting bored. Itaru: Nice question Director-san. It’s a gun battle game with a western movie setting, like the one we acted in. You can play with up to 100 people online, start anywhere you want on the map, while collecting weapons and armory, you kill the others and the last one alive wins. Also drop items varies depending on the time, there’s a lot of freedom for actions and it’s packed with stuff to do. Izumi: Ooh, sounds interesting but also difficult. Citron: Oh-! I have heard about this game indeed! I too want to try it! Itaru: Seriously? Nice. Then let’s meet up in my room after breakfast. Citron: Understood! I’m exceeded! (read: excited. Thanks Citron)

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Citron: Itaru~~~Itaruuu~~! Where is Itaru~~? Tsumugi: I think I’ve seen him earlier but… Izumi: Didn’t he go to his room? Citron: Oh… Itaru has become a missing child. Itaru: What’s this about me? I just went to buy cola at the conbini. Citron: Oh-! Itaru! I have been looking for you! I want you to look at the revolt of my special training! Bang bang! Itaru: Oh I get it. This uh. Okay. By the way its not “revolt” its “result”. Citron: That’s it indeed! I want to do a match! Itaru: Sure.

PART 2

Citron: Tsumugi and Director play with this us too! Tsumugi: By “this” you mean… Citron: This! Bang bang! Banbanbang! Pew pew! Izumi: Ah, you mean the game Itaru-san was talking about earlier, with the western movie setting? Citron: Indeed! I have been practicing. Tsumugi: But I’m bad at gaming. I thought Itaru-kun knew about it. Itaru: Rather, I wanna see it. Tsumugi: You’re not praising me are you.

Itaru: Just take it easy, follow me and Citron. Tsumugi: Well… If it’s like this. Citron: Director you play with us too! Izumi: Can I? Itaru: Of course. It’s gonna be a nice brawl. The more people the more chaotic right? Izumi: Well since I’m here. Citron: Strike the lion while it’s hot right! Itaru: You mean strike the iron while it’s hot I guess.

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Itaru: Alright, let’s do this. Tsumugi: Amazing, even stuff like cactuses are well made. Izumi: It’s really like being in the wilderness. Itaru: Director-san, Tsumugi, take the weapons dropping over here.

Tsumugi: This weapon is quite heavy. Looks like I’ve been slowed down. Citron: Ouch! That hurts that hurts! I’m attacked! Itaru: Lol. Tsumugi’s the one shooting. Tsumugi: Uh?! S-sorry! Citron: Tsumugi that is mean! I am an ally! Shooting no good! Itaru: I’m gonna explain the controls real quick. A button is for shooting, R is to refill bullets. You move around with the arrow keys. Get it? Tsumugi: G-got it… Izumi: It’s kinda difficult… Itaru: When you get used to it you can do it while being asleep. Izumi: (Pretty sure that’s just for Itaru-san…) Citron: Oh-! I found something great! Tsumugi: …. A horse? Itaru: Good job! With this moving around is gonna be easier. We only have two so let’s ride them in pairs, Citron with Tsumugi, Kantoku-san with me. Izumi: O-okay. Citron: Tsumugi, I want you to sit at the rear and shoot the enemies when they come! Tsumugi: F-fine. I’m not sure I can do it well but I will try. Citron: We are moving forward now!

Tsumugi: Su, sure! ….. Ah!! Citron: Is something wrong? What’s that, Tsumugi fell down! Itaru: ...Tsumugi you’re really funny. Alright, let’s go too. I will maneuver so Director-san you go at the rear. Izumi: S-sure! Itaru: I’m leaving the enemies to you. Izumi: We’re getting shot at this early?! Itaru: Your aim becomes messier when you’re riding a horse so just aim at the enemy’s feet. Izumi: O-okay. ….. Hit them! Itaru: Ooh, you’re good. Izumi: (Aim for the feet…. And shoot!) Itaru: Found Director-san’s unexpected talent.

->It’s because of your guidance!

Itaru: Well, I don’t do extra content just to show off. Look, here, they’re aiming at us. Izumi: O-okay!

-> It’s just beginner’s luck.

Itaru: Having luck is also a talent. If we’re together we might achieve world domination. Izumi: W-world domination?! Itaru: Alright let’s go, don’t be shaken off. Izumi: Wah…?! Su-sure! Itaru: Alright we got to the village. Now’s the real thing. Tsumugi: Wah, people are coming from all around us! Itaru: It’s the enemies coming out. Kill them without holding back. Citron: The winner will be me! I won’t lose even to Itaru! Izumi: (I don’t feel like I’m gonna survive…)

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Itaru: Aah~ that was fun. Izumi: Itaru-san, you said to follow you and all but you suddenly just went on your own… Itaru: Did I? Tsumugi: Because of that I ended up in a beehive… Itaru: Well that was fun so isn’t that alright? Citron: Guuhh… Frustrating! If I beat against Itaru I would’ve been the winner! Let’s go for one more round! Guy: Citronia, you’ve been staying up too late lately. It’s time to go to bed. Citron: Oh, Guy! Shut up! You stop with the mama-like scoldings! Guy: Staying up late is bad for your health. Forgive me Chigasaki, I will retrieve Citronia now. Citron: What are you doing! Kidnapper! Demon! Release me! Itaru: Welp, Citron has been forcibly removed. Let’s call Tasuku for another round then. Tsumugi: You still want to play?! Izumi: Itaru-san really doesn’t hold back uh.

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A3! Webcomic "The path to popularity ~Obstacle~" Translation

Taichi: Hmmm...

Kazu: Taicchan, are you stiiill thinking 'bout a way to get popular?

Taichi: Kazu-kun....

Kazu: In that case you only gotta practice! I'm gonna set up a mixer so let's go!

Azami: A-a-a-a m-m-m-mixer!!!???? Don't you guys have any shame???!!!!

Listen up. A meet-up must be with only one woman and with sincerity and etcetera ectcetera...

Kazu: Wooow. Feel's like I'm seeing Furuche-san here~

Taichi: Why am I also getting yelled at?

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A3! “Kiss&Cry in the Holy Night” Event Daily login lines translation

“I’m giving 1 million GOE points to Kantoku-chan’s smile!”

*GOE points is the rating scale for figure skating

"This time I want to act with the utmost care, so I can convey my respect to the athletes."

"I want us to drink hot chocolate together tonight... With this mug-cup of memories."

"This present box... A punching hand isn't gonna pop out if I open it, right?"

"I wonder if William deepened his friendship with Tonapon and the others ..."

*William is the bear Muku is holding which is very dear to him

*Tonapon is Kazunari's reindeer mascot

"I think just for today I will serve this Citronia Jr. As a reindeer."

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A3! VIVID Winter EP  Guy character song “DEFRAGMENTATION” translation

High calculating power Updates repeated every year Plenty of built-in fonts And thankfully completely waterproof

Sometimes yoga is practiced Though speech recognition might sometimes be faulty Knowledge of karate is included All to realize the best performance

As a servant of the royal family, I will follow my master to the end of the earth To this land of the rising sun, I will fulfill my mission towards the end of this conflict

When the search for emotion is launched, My memories starts to defrag Rain starts to fall in the discord of this chest that was like a desert  And the flowers of my feelings can finally blooms

A rigorous, unexplored life From fishing and touring to collecting records I adorn my food with all sorts of spies  Even if I am called a good for nothing

I seek and desire a heart just like a human I just want to pursue and catch these swaying, lost memories

During the pursuit for answers, unexpected errors keeps happening Because of this heart that shouldn't be here, I fall into confusion and try to escape Falling asleep, seeing mechanized dreams 

When I close my eyes in search of dreams,  I can hear these words echoing in my chest "So you can laugh lots and lots"

When the search for emotion is launched, My memories starts to defrag Rain starts to fall in the discord of this chest that was like a desert  So that the flowers of my feelings can finally blooms Embracing both past and future and seeing new dreams with my companions

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A3! Webcomic “Make it DOPE” translation

Azami: (rapping)

Homare: Ooh, is this a new rap?

Azami: Homare-san

Homare: I feel like I’ve heard these words somewhere though...

Azami: Ah yea... I just compiled Citron-san’s word mistakes.

Homare: I see! When you listen to them like this you can indeed feel a certain charm from it, it’s quite wonderful!

Azami: Right. Maybe Citron-san has some kinda special sense.

Homare: Fumu.... I should check it in the future.

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Homare: And so please quickly produce some nice mistakes!

Citron: I-it is not like I mess up on purpose so that is impossible~! 

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A3! Webcomic “Ignition” Translation

Sakyo: Oi Settsu. What are you doing goofing around. As the leader of Autumn troupe you should be yadda yadda...

Banri: Yea yea, I get it shitty blondie glasses. Shit.

Sakyo: Hey what the hell did you say just now?

Banri: Errr (Damn! Because Azami is always saying it my tongue slipped!)

Azami: What do you mean “what”. It’s just the truth. (Are you being stupid?)

Banri: Come on Azami don’t make it worse!!!

Omi: Hmmm Sakyo-san this is... you know thing thing! When you’re in school and you accidentally call your teacher “mom” or something... Banri: Omi seriously don’t join in!! (And you’re totally wrong!)

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A3! "Kiss and Cry in the Holy Night" Event Citron and Itaru mini-conversation

Citron: Sitting in the warm kotatsu, eating mandarins.. It is indeed a wonderful feeling! I feel so grad I came to Japan!

Itaru: You mean glad. But I totally get you. I get inside and game. A true bliss.

Citron: Right. We will become kotatsu snails*.

Itaru: So you know a word such as kotatsu snail.

Citron: This creature so common in the Japanese winter is known in Zahra as well.

Itaru: Lol. Also my throat is getting dry. Citron don't you wanna go to the kitchen? If so I would love if you brought cola back with you.

Citron: I want to get some snacks to, but I do not want to come out of the kotatsu. Itaru I want you to get it when you take your cola.

Itaru: Can't be helped. We will settle this with a game of Holy Magic Janken Sword.

Citron: As you wish. Jan, Ken...

Both: Pon!

Itaru: Wait wait Citron you let it out after me it doesn't count. Redo.

Citron: Can't be helped! Let's battle again!

Both: Jan, ken....!

*Kotatsu snail (コタツムリ) is a word referring to people curling up inside the kotatsu, making them ressemble a snail.