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alex ...
had to do a quick study while my pc is struggling to cool down
quickie for Chreon Week 2025 Day 5 feat. Rose! Happy Holidays everybody!
I'm back on my dumb joke juice
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I don't really know what's going on ...
Commission for the wonderful @ nightshadessss on X! 💙
Incorrect Tweets - Reupload (CoD)
Jake: Okay, let me see if I got this straight.
Jake: Claire is your adoptive mom?
Sherry: Yes.
Jake: Leon is your adoptive dad?
Sherry: Yeah.
Jake: Chris is Claire’s brother so he’s your uncle?
Sherry: Keep going…
Jake: Chris has an adopted daughter named Rosemary?
Sherry: Almost there.
Jake: Chris and Leon are also married?
Sherry: Yup.
Jake: So Claire and Leon are your mom and dad and Chris is your Uncle dad and Rosemary is your sister?
Sherry *cleaning off whiteboard*: Bingo! Now let’s move on to how Jill, Helena, Piers, Rebecca, and Berry are related to me.
Jake: Goddamn it, we’re gonna be here all fucking night.
Ghost hates needles. Well, he hates seeing them. He can take twenty shots in an hour just fine as long as he doesn't see the needles. Eyes closed, he only needs to be notified where they need to use them and exactly when they're about it.
Soap says he can handle needles but gets squeemish the moment the nurse pulls one out.
"A knife doesn't scare you but needles do?"
"Out of everyone you should be the one who understands!"
"I have trauma, I handle it. Besides, both stab you but one is at least stabbing with good intentions. Usually."
"... Si, that doesn't help."
Hii! So I’ve been starting to write some cod fic’s (non posted) and I wanted to know if you could possibly post more Scottish slang or the most misspelled Scottish slang?
Hello! Of course I can!
DISCLAIMER: I’M ONLY TELLING YOU WHAT I KNOW ABOUT ALL THIS THAT I PERSONALLY LEARNED FROM MY PARENTS, IF ANYONE HAS ANY CORRECTIONS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO TACK THEM ON
I can give you some common words that specifically I use day to day to make it seem more natural in ur writing!
Starting off simple:
Cannae - cannot/can’t
Gonnae - going to/gonna
Willnae - will not/won’t
Shouldnae - should not/shouldn’t
Couldnae - could not/couldn’t
Wouldnae - would not/wouldn’t
Wasnae - was not/wasn’t
Intae- into
Tae - to
Nae - no, but only in the context of nae bother, nae danger
(Are you noticing the pattern?)
Much like the first three I posted about these are just in the same vain, not interchangeable and they’re just easy, subtle changes to show someone “hey look they’re Scottish”
Now onto my personal favourite words that may come in handy:
Bairn/wain - child
Bonnie - pretty/beautiful
Eejit - idiot, this one’s fun, common insult for us
Dour - grim/gloomy, can be used for most things tbh ie “work is pure dour the day”
Wheesht - shhh, or in a different context, shut the fuck up
Ken - know
Gan - going
Minging - disgusting
Haud/Hauld - hold, the spellings I believe are interchangeable, haud is more common these days tho I think
Heid - head
Greet - cry, the best way to use this is “dinnae greet” if you really wanna go full force with the slang
Peely wally - looking unwell/sick, this is my personal favourite, it can be used outside of the proper context, ie “that looks a bit peely wally eh?”
Een/eens - eye/eyes
Baith - both
Lug/lugs - ear/ears
Pure - very, but use this sparingly, it doesn’t always make sense when you throw it in willy nilly
Okay that’s all I can think of off the top of my head for now but if you need any advice on what context you can use these in that’ll make sense then feel free to dm me and I can talk it through with you :)
Edit to add: here’s the link to my original post for those of you that haven’t seen it yet!
“I will always protect you”
Teaser piece 😋
The base always looks weird before you add the texture, I swear. Trust me. Let me cook.
Ghost has an interesting sense of humor
Price: ... I can't believe I have to ask-
Price: Which one of you, somehow, set the SINK on FIRE??
Ghost: I love that you can't tell anymore
Price: I don't, Simon, this is my literal nightmare. You fucks are catching water on fire now
The boys enjoying the last day of spring on a mission.
They will come back later for vacation to enjoy it thoroughly. (See the picture in the next days)
My contribution for the ghoap collective spring 25 event. Thank you for hosting it @ramrage and giving me another opportunity to draw my favourite idiots in love.
*during a disagreement*
Ghost: Oh shove off with you and your generic ass pet names for your husband
Gaz: HAHA-
Soap: *wheezes*
Price: EXCUSE ME??
Ghost: God- If that man wasn't so obsessed with you he wouldn't know you actually love him. 'Love' this, 'love' that. You don't even get creative!
Price: ... Johnny
Ghost:
Gaz: *laughing*
Soap: I mean-
Ghost: DON'T FUCKING AGREE WITH HIM