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[mafioso-merc]

just posted my m!merc fic. kicks rocks like a stupid fucking idiot.

[mafioso-merc]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

here’s the link to my rocks

[orivu]

youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga

[mafioso-merc]

just posted my m!merc fic. kicks rocks like a stupid fucking idiot.

[mafioso-merc]

if i did ever finish and post my m!merc wip would anyone read it

[inkystaar]

i miss mafia….

REALL REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLL REAL REALREAL REl real REALLL REAL RWAL REAL REALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAFIA COMEBACK PLEASE PLEASEREEEE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[mysteriouslyjellyfish]

currently obsessed with british murder mystery tv shows where all the murders happen in the same town in every episode and everyone's just like oh yep there goes another one, just another day in shirefordtonstead

[bailesu]

This is where the people who colonized Cabot Cove came from.

[hyperlexichypatia]

The absolutely essential aspect of these stories is complete, unbroken, total genre-blindness of all characters. If they, even momentarily, realize that their small town actually has a shockingly high murder rate, the effect is ruined. In an urban crime show like Law&Order or whatever, the cops can go to anybody on the street and say "We're investigating the murder of Jackknife Bob" and the witness is just like, "He got whacked? Oh well, I didn't do it." But in a Small Town Murder, it is absolutely imperative that everyone the detectives talked to is shocked that such a thing could happen! "Dear me, a murder? Right here in Shirefordtonstead? Good heavens!" Ma'am, it is season seven. You are the fifth proprietress of this quaint antique shop. The first three were murdered, and the fourth was the killer. In the normal, rational world, living among this high a murder rate would have a profound, dare I say traumatizing, effect on your worldview and your perception of your own safety. But you are not of the normal, rational world. Your unshakable and clearly counterfactual belief in the safety and stability in your surroundings is built into your character. And for this I love you. Never, ever change, Tiny Quaint Friendly Villages Full of Constant Murder.

[mafioso-merc]

i should probably get back to writing my merc fic. but also agajaagshshsaaaaaa

[mafiablr-confessions]

You can tell the creators of this game were American. SMH.

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[drunkintergalacticemotions]

You get isekai'ed into the last fanfiction you WROTE

How screwed are you?

skin is clear, crops are watered, depression cured. I'm having a GREAT day

yeah this is pretty nice. Pretty comfortable

Not so bad. Good enough. Needs are met

Nothing changed

Not my first choice but I'll survive

No yeah no this is,,, pretty rough

I'm killing myself first chance I get

I don't write fanfiction / I'm bald

Voting ended onJul 6, 2024

Reblog for sample size or perish

[mafioso-merc]

i’m boygirl but m!merc is girlboy. almost the same thing but different. can anybody hear me

[mafioso-merc]

fun fact,, i’m writing a merc fic :3 IM SO EXCITED AUGH

[twistcmyk]

year 4 of posting this! HAVE FUN

[sanguine-squid]

"what do you do to contribute to society" i post my ocs to tumblr dot com lol.... 5 people on there like them.......

[decompose1]

people on my "making AUs for OCs" post keep going like "oh you mean like a STORY? like a BOOK? OP that's just a STORY!!" like no you don't get it. you don't get how much my friends and i play with our ocs like dolls. we're talking swap AUs. homestuck classpecting. MLP AUs. evil AU. "so just making stories" you're like a little baby to me. leave my sight

[memories]

i post about #mafia bam way too much

[valtsv]

i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

[valtsv]

[percabething]

when the fandom is so small that everybody knows everybody

[the-haiku-bot]

when the fandom is

so small that everybody

knows everybody

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.