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@magda-abrams
[pm] If Han Solo is there, sign me up.
I have legitimately no idea. Also, I'd rather sue for money since soup expires and I don't have room for a lifetime supply of free soup in my pantry.
[pm] The jedi, right? I guess he's alright.
I guess, but have you tried the soup yet? Might change your mind. It's actually pretty good. I had the cream of anchovy last night.
Science is not just books, science is made of concepts that have been explained and backed by evidence and a very thorough process of investigation.
It is not the same. I'm not going to keep on trying to convince you though. I have better things to do with my time.
I don't know, I remember my science classes, and I don't remember those experiments being very thorough. Pretty sure half of us were just making measurements up.
Sure, says the man with a weak argument. But agree to disagree, then.
No, I don't know what a Santa or merry-go-round is. I can search it up online. I was raised in the woods. I've never had a fruit like that. It looks like a berry. How much is too much candy?
Guy who brings kids presents on Christmas (holiday), and a game sort of thing at the park.
No shit? Take it your family wasn't the sort to leave the woods, then? My family roughed out in the woods for awhile too, but then we moved out here, so I got to learn about candy the old fashioned way. Crawling under the vending machine for loose change. This is a vending machine, by the way.
Uh, you know, they might be. They're pretty good. You can get them at the grocery store if you ever leave the woods. You all just get internet or something?
Eh, whatever amount makes you feel sick. It's kind of trial and error.
[pm] This is a little different then a little league game, no? I don't think there's much wrong with betting on a sports game, though Little League is a bit of an odd choice. Was it when you were in Little League?
[pm] No, but my brother's kids were. So it was still sort of our team, you know? Except when we bet against
You into sports betting, then?
[pm] Right! That's totally true. Yup. SO true. Most people of us are here to vibe, huh? [user knows that sounds good on paper, but feels all kinds of icky at the thought of not having a higher purpose] Looove that too, mhmm. Paying rent and groceries. I'm really into groceries lately. There's this really nice garlic sesame dressing, and the hot cheddar fries. Have you been into any groceries lately? [user wonders if this will be the rest of her life]
Yup, they really are. You can't really blame them when they grew up surrounded by camera filters and such. It's a little sad, though. But you shouldn't fear Tiktok. Defo recommend if you want a bit of mindless scrolling. The best thing is that the algorithm caters to your interest so you wouldn't be seeing gen-Z vids if that's not your vibe. I do wonder what gets into a 40yo FYP.
Nope! The bog lemmings are not a euphemism. We went to a bog, and there were lemmings! And then we did have sex in the But that's not It really solidified our bond. Defo recommend for you and your special someone, if you have one. We fully cut ties, actually. It wasn't really long distance, cause she wasn't supposed to come back. But she did! It's worked out <3
[pm] Uh, sure. Into it like I'm into laundry or sweeping. Lately I think I might be turning into a coupon hoarder though. Which feels like one of the more depressing hobbies to have.
Since when do they sell hot cheddar fries at the grocery store? Frozen or fresh?
I don't know, not sure I want to waste all that time sitting staring at my phone. I see kids walking down the street and it's like they're hypnotized by the thing. I'd actually like to actually notice the world around me, you know? Life's not happening in the screen. And I've got this site to keep me up on whatever I need to know online.
I'll be honest with you, I thought lemmings were just a story book animal to teach kids about peer pressure. That's cool though. I'll make sure to bookmark the bog lemmings for my next date. Glad it all worked out for you, in the end, and you found your carcass soulmate.
I don't know if I'd go quite that far but I get where you're coming from.
So did I until it happened. If I'd been transported to Narnia I'd still be there, no chance I'd come back here.
That's the goal, I just don't know where to start. I'm selfish and don't wanna post it on the internet and have someone else take credit for my findings, you know?
Think you'd get whisked away by the flying reindeer, or just wouldn't want to leave? [user has never read the Chronicles of Narnia].
Sometimes I forget when you put something out on the internet, it's not just you and five other people seeing it anymore. Maybe the library? Sounds like the sort thing a librarian might be able to do. Languages, reading, you know.
Yes, but if I can pay that, then why not? I want to make sure the cat is safe and well cared for.
Sure, if you're made of money. Hell, if you're that passionate about it, I know a few alley cats I'd be happy to introduce you to.
@appalachiannightmare
Oh my good gracious, I am so sorry! But you are right. I don't know how people do it, when they deliver food in cars. I tried Uber Eats once, but it's hard doing food delivery on a motorcycle. Everybody's food was cold by the time I delivered it to them. I felt horrible too. But I never ate a fry!
I'm just sorry you missed your chance to chew out the delivery guy. You're better than me, then. Some of us aren't just cut out for the delivery business. You sound like you're only one cooler away from having what it takes, though.
[pm] god, if there are space snakes, i'm moving to another galaxy. I'll actively seek out a timeline where there aren't venomous space snakes that will bite me.
I wish I could say that was my day job because that would imply I'm getting paid, or at least asked for permission, for use of my likeness.
[pm] Sounds like the start of some Star Wars movie. Best of luck on your, uh, quest, I guess.
How do you think they got your photo? Just stole it off Facebook? Think you could sue them for the free soup?
[pm] Never met a nice Canadian. [user has never met a canadian.]
Don't think anyone dies lucky. If they were lucky, they wouldn't die.
[...] I think I'll stay clear of the dumpster.
[pm] Really? You've never driven up there? Even the border people are nice.
I don't know how to break this to you, but we all die sooner or later. Luck doesn't really have much to do with it.
Sure. That's between you and your rotten meat, I guess.
I do like it, as a myth. As a coping mechanism. As a way of mapping the unknown onto something you can reason with. But there's a difference between stories we tell to survive, and empirical truth. I'm not saying Vulcan isn't interesting—I'm saying lava doesn't flow because a god’s in a mood swing.
I don't know, if you ask me, seems like the difference between a story and science is whatever some scientists think seems reasonable based on their piles of books. But books aren't exactly the real world, you know?
Not saying I believe in a volcano god. But if it's all the same in the eyes of evidence, who's to say your theory is better than theirs?
Not that I know of, but I figured animals should know their worth.
Last time I checked, the cat won't know how much you paid for it.
Chestnuts, weirdly??? I've spent all day trying to figure out the hidden meaning behind cooking mushrooms. Like okay, if it was a deathcap, I'd just know it was a death threat, (which still wouldn't be great but at least I would know) but this just has me all confused.
Free food is free food. Sure it's not a gift?
[pm] You know what, fair enough. Probably a don't look a gift horse in the mouth sort of situation.
though I will say the concept of a rattlesnake big enough to freak out that bird is enough to make me google "how to get a rocketship off this planet"
[pm] I never do.
Yeah, and just hope there aren't, you know, space snakes. Probably easier to figure out whatever it is giant rattlesnakes are scared of. I'm sure there's something.
By the way, I saw your soup brand in the store the other day. That's sort of a cool day job. Is it your business or are you just the mascot?
@magda-abrams
[pm] Eh, turning others on him is a little dramatic. It was just a bet to make a point. It’s not like I’m starting up a anti-random-shitty-guy-on-the-internet campaign. But good on you, I guess, morals over money and all that.
[pm] Oh, ok. That's a weird thing to bet on. But thanks? I think.
[pm] Is it? My brother and I used to bet on little league games. Maybe my perspective is a little off.
No problem.
Didn't know there was a kind of magic you could visit. I stayed near the trees as a kid. Dug holes. Climbed when I could. That was it.
Candy? No. Cherry sounds sharp. Does it make you feel different?
Not actual magic. Just, you know, childhood magic. Like Santa. And merry-go-rounds. Sounds like you maybe didn't have those either.
Look, I don't know how to ask this, but were you raised Amish or in a cult or something? Are you still
Cherry's a kind of fruit. It's not sharp, but there's a pit in the middle of it.
Uh... if you eat too much candy, it makes you want to puke. That's about it.
[pm] Exactly, you're welcome babes, why wouldn't they respect the opinion of a total stranger? Most people put it above their own friend's. You don't? What's that like? I've always wanted I need to Just... what, you vibe? Aha! I get that, I think. Except it doesn't feel like I can do whatever either Sounds a little nice, love me some improv too.
:)
Oh, that's defo what the kids on Tiktok are saying, yup. Cause they're obsessed with like, botox and stuff for their non-existent wrinkles. It kinda depends on where I pick up from our relationship timeline. Like there were sparks right when we met, almost two years ago, should I count that? I count that. I wanted her right there. Do I count our first kiss, or the bog lemmings? A lot happened near that bog. If you mean like "offish" since last year, I guess. But we loved Cause she had to go on a trip or whatever, and we were impossible for a while.
[pm] Sure, you could put it like that. Isn't that how most people live their life, anyway? Most of us aren't getting out of bed with some bigger purpose than rent and groceries. Or improv, if that's your thing.
Are they really? I don't get that app. From the sound of it, probably better off that way.
Bog lemmings? Is that an euphemism for something? I take it the long-distance thing ended up working out for you all, then?
