[mlarayoukai-archive]

isnt there a better picture they could have used

[demilypyro]

No this was the best picture of Ed Sheeran they had

[soup-mother]

I'm sorry sir but no a "shrimp" did not in fact fry this rice. you're lumping crustaceans together in a very unhelpful and bigoted manner. our chef is a giant freshwater crayfish.

[freakoutgirl]

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

[pickleston]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

this is exactly tumblr when someone makes up some historical bullshit

[thisbodyprison]

*he touches my cheek* My subtle contour is on your hand now. That’s tom ford foundation and blush with Laguna by Nars and Becca bronzer

[drpeppuh93]

[pauljpeg]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[why-yellowthere]

[daredussy]

sir that’s my emotional support cowboy 

[bunkerlad-moved-blog]

[gsjsnsnqkkwnw]

[rcktpwr]

we’re killing our planet

[creekfiend]

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

[creekfiend]

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

[thestateonmtv]

I think we all just need to find someone who doesn’t think our nose is ugly

[astraldemise]

[saturniidae-served-cold]

[icansuckyadicknumbersmash2483737]

My brain on a loop

[greenapplepunch]

BIG fan of this video

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

that voice is from the rick astley hentai video

[squided]

sometimes there's information we don't tell others in order to preserve their will to live

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

[hollowboobtheory]