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I’M SO EXCITED FOR MY SHIRT TO ARRIVE. I LOVE YOU BECKI. IT’S GREAT BECAUSE NOT ONLY DO I HAVE DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY, BUT MY RECEPTORS ARE MESSED UP BECAUSE OF MY MIGRAINES. SO IT’S FUNNY. AHAHAHAH. LOVE YOU. <3333333

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LOVE YOU TOOOOO! I’M EXCITED FOR YOU TO GET YOUR SHIRT TOO! AND YOUR OTHER PRESENT! :D

ARE YOU GETTING THIS NECKLACE AS WELL BECAUSE I AM JELLY IF YOU ARE. <3

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By Elka Rae [tumblr]

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Every single day.

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A blog about a blog about a blog but duck.

I was gonna write a blog about political issues. Then I was gonna write a blog adressing how i was gonna write a blog about political issues and how I can't without offending SOMEONE. Now I realize that might offend someone so I'm writing a blog about ducks.

THEY ARE CUTE. NO ONE HATES DUCKLINGS. ALL IN FAVOR? YES.

LOOK HOW FUCKING CUTE THESE DUCKLINGS ARE. NO ONE WOULD BE OFFENDED BY THEM.

THESE ARE ON A SKATEBOARD. WHO CARES ABOUT THE UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS. I'D RATHER LISTEN TO A DUCK. THEY HAVE WISDOM.

And that's my view on politics. Thank you. Magenta out.

#FUCKING DUCKS #CUTE DUCKS #DUCKSSSSSSS #Politics

I AM NOW MAGENTAJEWL.

I'm going to spare you a picture for this next gag gift, trust me on this. Well this gift is quite...interesting to say the least. Wanna take a guess? Well with this gift you can send actual POOP to someone. Yes, you heard me right, POOP. They have a wide selection available. I'm currently looking at cow dung, elephant excrement, and gorilla turdlets. You can buy the poo in 1 quart, or 1 gallon of the stuff, yuck. Now, you might be wondering, why would i want to buy poo? Well when you buy from their wide variety of feces you send it to someone! Then whoever the lucky guy/gal you send it to opens up the box, they see poo! The website explains everything. It can be used to get revenge, as a gag gift, or you can just send it to someone you don't like. There are testimonials, this one is a choice favorite: "I sent a pile of poop to my neighbor that lets her dog shit in everybody's yard. She must have gotten the message because now she carries a plastic bag around with her and actually cleans up after the dog. She never did that before. Thanks for a job well done. Mary - San Francisco, CA "

Apparently there is a poo of the month, so get sending quickly! Poopsenders will take care of the rest. Due to the amount of poo and prices available, I will put the link for the pricing down below. Enjoy your smelly present!

http://poopsenders.com/order/

#gifts #gag gifts

Well, I thought I'd start my blog off with a bang. Introducing: BACON FROSTING. Coat cakes with it! Put it on your favorite cookie! Or just put a dollop on your finger and eat the stuff like it's... frosting. I swear you won't get sick! Bacon frosting doesn't sound very appetizing to me, personally. However, for all the bacon lovers out there it will sure to be a hit. Or it can be just a gag gift! Let me know how it tastes, mmkay? Either way, it will sure add a delightful surprise to your dessert! (Unless you're a no soul bacon hater that is)

You can buy it at ThinkGeek for $3.75

#bacon #gag gifts #funny #gifts #ThinkGeek

MAGENTA HERE

Anyway, I'm becoming a blog about crazy gifts. YUP. Sooo this is magenta :D

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WHisper of the heart?

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Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.