Hi, I’m a magpie

22 ⁺˳✧༚ Queer ⁺˳✧༚ Pronouns? Yeah I definitely have those

[mona-ex-machina]

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

[soldierofidiots]

@magged-pie

[magged-pie]

Okay fine I’ll replace your spleen with a second liver

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Finally. Gay weather.

[official-hessen]

Wettervorhersage: Es wird schwul

[paper-mario-wiki]

I need to know your most deranged opinion on cereal. For science

unironically, milk goes first.

portion out the cereal in a glass, use your spoon to scoop some out and into the bowl as you eat, that way the bits of kibble dont become too soggy.

[swordi001]

My blog isn't a safe space btw. It failed the last TÜV inspection due to lack of handrails and Notausgangschilder

[alllelements]

ich bin jetzt keine Expertin in Phylogenie, aber ich denke Pfandmaschinen müssen eine entfernte Verwandtschaft haben mit Druckern. Sie sind stärker domestiziert worden und daher etwas zahmer, aber in Momenten wo sie sich unberechenbar verhalten und man ihren willkürlichen Entscheidungen hilflos ausgesetzt ist wird einem die Verwandtschaft doch deutlich.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yes we all know about medieval jesters waging psychological warfare in times of combat, but wait there’s more!

at the beginning of battles they would ride in on horseback, juggling swords or lances, and taunt & bait  the opposition. soldiers would get so angry they would break rank & weaken formations just to try to kill the fool

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i should also mention that a female jester was referred to as a “joculatrix,” thank you that is all

[notdingalingalingalingrita]

PLEASE GIVE ME FRUSTRATED KNIGHT X AMUSED JESTER WHOS TAKEN AN INTEREST IN TAUNTING THEM ESPECIALLY 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ART PROMPT

[sidhewrites]

What if we were both opposite side of a war, and u wouldn’t stop mocking me specifically before we went to battle, and we were both girls?

[slit-pupils]

what even is the point of yawning if it doesn't involve temporarily revealing dangerously long and sharp fangs and a rough sandpapery tongue tbh

[probablysomethingtm]

Lmao we have to fucking destroy this company are you fucking kidding me with this shit

Google Search as you know it is over | TechCrunch

Google is transforming Search from a list of links into an AI-powered experience filled with conversational answers, autonomous agents, and

[afusionoffandoms]

Reminding everyone that this exists, and you can make it your default search engine (as explained here)

[tracking-down]

deltarune dancing dot mov

inspired by this post on twitter: https://twitter.com/byocreclassed/status/2050272432552907141

[pomb-o]

Is it obvious that Kris is my favorite character?

+ waterfall fanart because it's my favorite area

[oscrek]

The Death The Tower and The Chariot

[boilingheart-archive]

Y’all little writers go on and have fun now

[callmesel]

Are people on Tumblr aware that you can customize your kudos message??

got it from this twt post (has more stuff in the thread)

og reddit post here

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[greengableslover]

ANNIHILATION (2018) dir. Alex Garland

[sci-fi-gifs]

It was dreamlike. Nightmarish? Not always. Sometimes it was beautiful.

Annihilation (2018) dir. Alex Garland

[feldfrog]

Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes. In my stomach. I swallowed some dice