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kellebroom

thomas gives off strong early-korn vibes and would 100% be a nu-metalhead in a modern au

disgusting-art

-The name of the band is Helloween, is one of my favorites, what do you think?

-They are pretty cool

claroquequiza

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

kotilae

luclo-ohs

you wouldn’t hug him?

fabulous-bite

Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

creaturesofnight

Mickey in Horrorland

by https://twitter.com/Franks_Kid

dynatoxinc

reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of god in your blog

tielesiti-eftu

I almost scrolled past this but Shaggy possessed me briefly and that near-death experience was enough to convince me to reblog

discodiqii

Freddie: Say ‘kid’ backwards

John: Dik?

Freddie: ʰᵃʰᵃʰᴀʰᵃʜᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀ that’s gay

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

pipkais

slaughtergutz

Jason collects boxes of Cheerios and defends them with his life.

wat

slaughtergutz

Chop top hcs? :3

i just want to preface this by saying that I generally don’t really have headcanons for Chop Top so I brought up a random idea generator to create….these gems.

Prefers hamburgers to hot dogs

Knows the secret to the yellow bubble gum and will tell no one

Has one motel in particular he goes to when he finds someone to boink

Because I mean really, his pad isn’t exactly people-friendly, and most people don’t want him steppin’ foot in their house. He dirty.

Sometimes he wheels Franklin around for fun.

Believes Y2K is gonna cause the apocalypse and frankly can’t wait for it

Doesn’t believe in elephants.

Thinks he’s safe from aliens because of his metal plate. Pokes fun of the tin foil hatters because ha ha you don’t have a plate you fucking posers. ALIENS GONNA GETCHA!

Really fucking hates the sound of helicopters.

Bird? Or Uncle Mortimer?

Still doesn’t know how to cover his gotdamn mouth when he coughs or sneezes.

Has a leather people pillow. Decor.