OP: My dad insisted on betting me 20 yuan he could do a handstand... with both hands.
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OP: My dad insisted on betting me 20 yuan he could do a handstand... with both hands.
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
you have the rest of the day to reblog this
YOU ONLY KEEP ONE BULL
(Originally published in Comics For Choice)
And the rest, my darlings, are meat.
Never punched reblog so fast in my life
Farmed some Overthrown earlier for exotics and got some dialogue between Micah and Savathûn. And there was one line from Savathûn that got my attention:
Now, if we're assuming she's actually being honest here, this is (possibly) quite interesting information. I'm guessing it's a side effect of her getting rid of her worm (tho, I'm not that big lore nerd so maybe someone has better input for this?)
having online friends is sooooo crazy because it starts by sending ridiculous memes and then one day it’s like omg. home is a person I’ve never physically met
i've just published a new mobile Cookie Clicker update! still only an alpha update, but it's a pretty beefy one. notably featuring this guy:
full update notes:
this patch brings the alpha's heavenly upgrades count to 89, up from 25 in the live version. before i can truly consider this update done i still need to add the cookie dragon and polish the new UI graphics. as always you can send your feedback and bug reports in my asks or on our discord server's dedicated channel.
thank you for all your support in 2023! here's hoping i can finish this update early next year so i can move on to Extremely Wacky Projects
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DESTINY 2: SEASON OF THE WITCH
I am your ruin.
Tried to upload a video, but Tumblr was being difficult...
Anyway, got some pretty glorious dialogue from Immaru when I was running a spire.
I'm seeing some people saying that Savathûn should've just told us how to get through the portal.
I'd say, let her do whatever she wants, because she is absolute queen. And I probably love her way too much.
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Watching your clanmates play with the "new weapons" while you can't be bothered to do the glitch is like watching after a bunch of kids who just found a new cool game to play.
I do enjoy the fact that half of the game gets disabled while I’m asleep... Or that’s how it at least feels for my “just-woke-up” brain.
Anyway, happy Day One everyone.
OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?
I JUST
GUAM?
IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM
KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST
“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID
12/27, 8:37PM CT
ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM
12/28, 12:18PM CT
THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***
12/28, 10:22PM CT
THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY
GO COOKIES GO
@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper @homebeccer GET READY
lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and
12/30, 12:39AM CT
@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper
holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE
The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season
THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP
COOKIES ACQUIRED
THE THRILLING CONCLUSION
also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey
how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes
SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????
AND
IT’S
IT’S
IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-
I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED
Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks
Its not even an in-game feature
Oh my god it’s back
H O W
I’ve had this sort of thing happen.
At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.
I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”
No one said “hey let’s stop missending things to Nepal” they just said “let’s make a stamp for this” and called it a day.
I’m gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration.
I’m pretty sure Bungie is just straight up trying to commit murder with all the Hive siblings feelings they’re throwing around...
This is a bit messy post, but I really wanted to upload this page from Sororicide lore book because it just makes me feel so many things. And because of hive siblings. Mostly because of hive siblings.
love is in the air?
wrong ENRAGE IS NEAR