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[magic-chapters-blog]

Can James Corden please get Cardi B and Donald Trump in a carpool together. I want to see this sassy dark-skinned girl from the Bronx completely roast that sexist racist mandarin. Okurr?

[magic-chapters-blog]

How do I explain to people that my favourite character from Harry Potter is the dead friend of the dead parents who is mentioned once and may not even be their friend ???

[rares-posts]

This is a true gem.

Peter why are you not plural

[magic-chapters-blog]

One fucking Peter is enough

[magic-chapters-blog]

Man: all women belong in the kitchen Woman: that’s really degrading, we are so much more than that Man: omg you psycho feminists need to chill out wtf stop overreacting

[hogwartshousefriends]

“Gotta get me one of those black bath bombs so I can dramatically emerge from the water like I’m rising from the pits of hell. You know, self care.”

-Slytherin

[magic-chapters-blog]

“Gotta get me one of those red bath bombs so I can heroically stand up, clutching an imaginary wound, like I’ve just fought a bloody battle and saved an entire city. Makes me feel good about myself.” -Gryffindor