In search of a princess

19 year old ddlg daddy. looking for a female princess. into gaming (ps4) likes jokes. loves roleplay, cuddles and will always be here if you need anything.

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Mood swings

Moods are swinging like mad right now.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.

[termytheantisocialbutterfly]

Um wat

[grannythots-deactivated20190917]

turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names

most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru. 

Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side.  

po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs. 

tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side. 

scandals galore in that damn superdome. 

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A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here.

[woodelf68]

I’m just gonna…reblog this without comment.

[thenightling]

…. 

*Stares*

…Why?

[imagine-sebstan]

If I’m cursed with this information, you have to be too.

[business-as-usual-bats]

Bold of you to assume it was cheating and they weren’t all in on it together

[rubysapphrald]

god damn it this is the poly rep we deserve

[striffyisme]

Are we all just going to over look the fact you’re calling them Tinkywanky?

[comedypolicethejokes2funny]

I hate every part of me that is involved in this

[magic-ddlg-blog]

Took some photos today. -taken by me-

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Girl interrupted

Such an amazing hard hitting film. Might be very triggering for some but it opens your eyes to mental health.

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Being in love is like falling into a blissful sleep. It happens slowly, then very suddenly you find yourself asleep. You then find yourself never wanting to wake up again.

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I was tagged by @ya-like-snazzy-jazzy for a selfie. Wouldn’t usually do it but for her anything. I don’t know who to tag but yeah. Enjoy this ugly pic..

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When you aim to try to sleep but get woken up by someone coming to bed. Putting your mind in a stage of chaos.

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I'm going to start building a rocket. Which will fly me to the moon. Away from this shit tip called earth. Reblog if you want to join ? (So proud of this. Took the picture myself)

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Ask

Feel free to go ask me things

[endangeredbodiesnyc]

PSA to our followers this Autism Acceptance Month:

Use Autism **Acceptance** Month (as opposed to Autism Awareness Month).

NO “light it up blue” or puzzle pieces. Google “Autism Speaks hate group” to learn more.

Use red or gold instead, which are colors supported by the autistic community.

Use identity-first language (most autistic people prefer “autistic” instead of “person with autism”), but don’t police the language of someone who prefers to be called a person with autism.

NO scare terms like “suffering with autism” or “afflicted with autism.”

Avoid functioning labels like “high functioning” or “low functioning.”

If autistic voices are not at the center of your efforts, you’re doing it wrong.

When in doubt, ASK AN AUTISTIC PERSON. 

To learn more about autism, visit autistic-run organizations like the Autistic Self Advocacy Network (ASAN) and Autism Women’s Network (AWN).

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4 Days off

Thank fuck !! I've just got in from work. Now to kick back, relax, play games and have some drinks because this boy is off work for 4 days. Have some time to myself. Do my booked gigs and spend time with the family. Bliss 😍😍😍

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Leaving.

To the few who care. To the person who loves me and cares about Me. She knows who she is. I'm heading off. Packing my bags and leaving. I'm a waste of time, space, energy ECT, any way. Hope you all are safe and happy. Bye ☺

[magic-ddlg-blog]

Home. Drink. Now laying in bed..thinking of deleting this. Will sleep on it though. Hope you're all having an Amazing day/ night..

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Cuddles with her (poem)

I want to lay in bed with you

No thoughts of sex

Racing through my body

But the only thought

I'll allow tonight

Is the thought of holding you

Under every moonlit lullaby

And let stars watch with full smiles

As they witness, my love for you grow

I don't care what the world has to say

I'd rather you call me your teddy bear 

Then they'll know I'm not in it for the sex

The royal treatment is for you

And this early morning cuddle session

Is only the beginning

Because today I'm going to show you

That even with my weakness

I'll protect you through the night and day

I'll be your dream catcher

Your luck rabbits foot

And chase away the worries of the rest of the days.

I'll cuddle concrete

I'll cuddle rose pedals

But nothing in this world

Could ever amount to the roaring passion

I can ever feel

When its your heart and soul I cuddle with

Your my yesterday

My tomorrow

My every day

And the last thing I want to embrace.

When I fall asleep thinking of you

This cuddle session

Isn't over because I'll hold you

Till the moon and sun decide to collide

I love you like teddy bears love cuddling

And theres nothing this teddy bear loves more

Than loving you

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So many dark intentions

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Dark time. shutting myself down for a bit