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[byelacey]

thinking about my dog and how he makes sure i get my daily mental health outings

[byelacey]

pov you’re now this dog’s goat

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy New Year!

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy 2026!

[politijohn]

Source

[twippedtronic]

He isn’t leaving, he got promoted. The board considers the losses worthwhile

[textbooklesbian]

this is the type of work they’re gonna make high school art students study in ten years

[chryza]

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

[chryza]

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

[localairport]

Please stop sharing this, the average flight does not carry enough cookies.

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[polar-biscuit-deactivated202603]

they are okaaay it’s just a small fight between wives !

[bakwaaas]

being held sounds crazy wish it was real

[appropriatelystupid]

[kara-luthors]

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[kara-luthors]

[memeuplift]

[pensivetense]

[zevveli]

[lena-luthor]

- lauren eden

[srsfunny]

Masha The Hero

[asryakino]

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

[booty-uprooter]

oh good I was worried

[dr-dendritic-trees]

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

[squibbbly]

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

[pon-raul]

Hero cat

[goaliesarethebest]

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

[jenniferrpovey]

See.

Kittens can’t regulate their own body temperature. That’s why they pile up.

Cats see us as colony members.

Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knew that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.

So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kitten’s mommy didn’t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.

People have this bizarre idea that housecats don’t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kid’s life. And possibly Masha’s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.

We say “good dog” all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good cat…not just by human moral standards but by feline ones.

[cricketcat9]

Rebloging again because who can resist Masha the Hero cat 😻😻😻

[coshellelez]

[couldntrelate]

[psychephrenic]

[virtualgirladvance]

[daggernoballs]

[evanezco]

Supercorp in 2025?? yes

Finished? no

But it's better than nothing and I might go back to it later😬