Minty Fresh

[melody-sy-deactivated20260424]

what am i doing

[deceptipup]

[lennyjamin]

spoke deeply to me.

[marinella-ela]

[muffinlance]

[vd: A snow leopard kitten absolutely DESTROYING pumpkins, most already conveniently hollowed and with holes pre-cut so it can shove its whole baby head in and maul and kick and maul and kick and-- End vd.]

[mousegirlheart]

please look at this beautiful mouse

[lapeaudelamemoire]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

I WILL look at that beautiful mouse, thank you!

[amnesiaguy]

collecting posts of this type

[evilfoxboygenius]

[crinege]

literally my favourite genre of post

[soulsingerinasessionband]

[catasters]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black broken mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

[mikkeneko]

#cannibalism

[alexaloraetheris]

LET👏THE👏BABY👏EAT👏

[pangur-and-grim]

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

[pangur-and-grim]

here

[pangur-and-grim]

so for some reason you have all crucified her

(image credit: spaceyalien, trollrider1111, darkhumanbiscuitlawyer, spocktopodes, gilithan, alwaysrebloggingcreatures, lesbian-moon-gf, azaluna, ye3honk, crutchie-morris, eclecticelectriceccentric, cyber-cuck)

[sesamenom]

pangurbrimbanner

[all-hail-trash-prince]

Don't worry! She is risen

[squeakitties]

[squeakitties]

[maidthings]

how do i clean my room if i dont own a maid dress?

its over. you're fucked

[mathew]

[drtanner]

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.

[everythingfox]

What a copycat

[only-tiktoks]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Me when they go into what appears to be a microwave:

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"Lets now microwave the noodles"

Me: W H A T N O

"It's a pet hair dryer"

Me: (Feels calmer)

[asymbina]

I went googling for it and I'm pretty sure it's one that goes for about $360 US online, because I recognize it in this photo of a perturbed cat sitting inside it:

I mean, yes, it's obviously shopped in, but that is the exact expression I would expect from most cats after being subjected to any sort of grooming regimen that ends with them sitting in such a box

[taraljc]

I have to give props to whoever figured out that people who own cats would buy them their own dryer if they had the money to buy them a dryer that cost about as much as a human person's clothes dryer because that person is sitting pretty right now and living high.

[hellenhighwater]

Look if you've ever had to bathe a cat you know that by the time you get to the drying stage you have a sopping wet embodiment of rage and you are asking yourself what amount of money do i have to pay to make the rest of this endeavor not my problem

and it turns out that that right there is a rage-containing not my problem box.

[juju-fisher]

Most professional pet groomers use dryer boxes. They leave animals very annoyed (mostly because of the noise) but also very dry and floofy.

[memewhore]

[onlytiktoks]

[piedude]

[theconcealedweapon]

[perfectday1972]

crossfaded on a pastry + a little drinky drink

[germaerobics]

this is literally me