Sent From Above, Literally.

Greetings, I'm Moonglow And While I Can't Say Much About Myself Just Know I Am Looking For A Special Group Of Three

[silliernoise]

ok guys me and noisette are back on earth anyway jared warrenheim the type of guy to stuff himself with gummy krabby patties

[nolongerwhatitis]

Very well then . . Let's put me up t0 the challenge. Can 1 d0 1t?

[silliernoise]

fuck did you say it like that for

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

WHAT THE FUCK?? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE HIM DO THAT.

[silliernoise]

if he actually decides to do it thats on him all i said is hes the typ of guy to do it

[nolongerwhatitis]

1 ST0LE M0MMYS CRED1T CARD T0 D0 TH1S LETS G0

[webcrawlerxyy-76]

WHAT!! NOOO!!!

[silliernoise]

hrmmmm it would be kind of silly if i monetized this by broadcasting it on ntv.....

[magicalmoonglow]

.. no.. No.

[queen-of-terror-tenwen]

@gustavoandbrick I can't believe it.. you fuckin' won. This is so embarrassing..

[gustavoandbrick]

I don't really have much to say, so I guess I'll quote the youths this one time and say, yeah man!

[magicalmoonglow]

Okay Gustavo, now that you've won, place this boreas crystal onto a rock. I think it'll do something.

[edithupfunnymoments]

evil ass thing that sometimes happens is i eat one (1) croquette and then all of a sudden there's like 10 empty plates on the table. how does this happen

[annetta-little-fishy]

it's cause you ate them all up like a vacuum bitch

[edithupfunnymoments]

we meet again. annetta, what are your opinions on tentacles

[annetta-little-fishy]

I think you're nuts.

[edithupfunnymoments]

Eugh, fish?

[annetta-little-fishy]

Croquettes await us!

[helluvahelenahandbasket]

croquettes from high school?

[hallelujah-holly]

You know what. You guys wanna go watch the Mario movie or something

[edithupfunnymoments]

Visit Original Link

OK OK I COMPLETELY FORGORTED but i NEED to hear this song in the movie

[hallelujah-holly]

edith this sounds like diarrhea im sorry

[edithupfunnymoments]

mean to mario fans :(

[hallelujah-holly]

go sit and stare in the Corner . NOW!

[edithupfunnymoments]

so not only are you mean to mario fans but you're also making shit up. what the fuck is the Corner

[hallelujah-holly]

Second plan .

@peppinopizza @tipsymomstalgic heyy edith just said she thinks you two are annoying as SHIT!!

[peppinopizza]

I literally do not care and did not ask

[tipsymomstalgic]

I'm gonna fight this bitch

[edithupfunnymoments]

can we kiss

[tipsymomstalgic]

Peppino can you get Gustavo or something to watch Wendy.

It's 1v1

[peppinopizza]

He

He's still out adventuring???

[tipsymomstalgic]

I think? We can go find him instead of fighting edith if you want.

[peppinopizza]

That was a statement not a question sorry

I think he's in magma angel land or something

[baby-boreas]

wel? go and find him!!!! or il et u aliv!

[gustavoandbrick]

Hey, uh...

I'm back!!!

Yeesh, Pep, I haven't seen your wife this angry since...

Okay, I've never seen her angry come to think of it.

[magicalmoonglow]

Okay, Gustavo.

I think i can help you.

[magicalmoonglow]

@howdoitype027 @ahthesufferingneverends @iamcath0024 Okay. I just thought of an amazing idea , what if we do an online promotion that'll make more people want to call the Yi0s for help.

[howdoitype027]

Hmm.. what exactly would we do, though?

[nurse-connie]

hm.. im kida hungy for tothpast

[howdoitype027]

This is irrelevant.

[magicalmoonglow]

Actually, No . . . . Maybe we can do something with toothpaste!

[howdoitype027]

How so?

[magicalmoonglow]

Maybe we can do the elephant toothpaste experiment! It'll be fun and safe!

[howdoitype027]

An experiment..?

[magicalmoonglow]

Yeah.. I promise it won't hurt you, promise. It's just a bunch of tooth paste foaming out of a cup or something!

[howdoitype027]

Alright... I trust you.

[magicalmoonglow]

Speaking of, ramona.. do you have anything such as lab coats, gloves and goggles from HMF?

[howdoitype027]

I.. might- Hold on, why do we need lab gear for a little toothpaste foaming out of a cup? How much toothpaste are we talking about, exactly?

[magicalmoonglow]

Well, just for safety reasons.. i was thinking a bucket.

[howdoitype027]

You promise this is safe, right??

[magicalmoonglow]

100%, what could possibly go wrong?

[magicalmoonglow]

@howdoitype027 @ahthesufferingneverends @iamcath0024 Okay. I just thought of an amazing idea , what if we do an online promotion that'll make more people want to call the Yi0s for help.

[howdoitype027]

Hmm.. what exactly would we do, though?

[nurse-connie]

hm.. im kida hungy for tothpast

[howdoitype027]

This is irrelevant.

[magicalmoonglow]

Actually, No . . . . Maybe we can do something with toothpaste!

[howdoitype027]

How so?

[magicalmoonglow]

Maybe we can do the elephant toothpaste experiment! It'll be fun and safe!

[howdoitype027]

An experiment..?

[magicalmoonglow]

Yeah.. I promise it won't hurt you, promise. It's just a bunch of tooth paste foaming out of a cup or something!

[howdoitype027]

Alright... I trust you.

[magicalmoonglow]

Speaking of, ramona.. do you have anything such as lab coats, gloves and goggles from HMF?

[howdoitype027]

I.. might- Hold on, why do we need lab gear for a little toothpaste foaming out of a cup? How much toothpaste are we talking about, exactly?

[magicalmoonglow]

Well, just for safety reasons.. i was thinking a bucket.

[magicalmoonglow]

@howdoitype027 @ahthesufferingneverends @iamcath0024 Okay. I just thought of an amazing idea , what if we do an online promotion that'll make more people want to call the Yi0s for help.

[howdoitype027]

Hmm.. what exactly would we do, though?

[nurse-connie]

hm.. im kida hungy for tothpast

[howdoitype027]

This is irrelevant.

[magicalmoonglow]

Actually, No . . . . Maybe we can do something with toothpaste!

[howdoitype027]

How so?

[magicalmoonglow]

Maybe we can do the elephant toothpaste experiment! It'll be fun and safe!

[howdoitype027]

An experiment..?

[magicalmoonglow]

Yeah.. I promise it won't hurt you, promise. It's just a bunch of tooth paste foaming out of a cup or something!

[howdoitype027]

Alright... I trust you.

[magicalmoonglow]

Speaking of, ramona.. do you have anything such as lab coats, gloves and goggles from HMF?

[magicalmoonglow]

@howdoitype027 @ahthesufferingneverends @iamcath0024 Okay. I just thought of an amazing idea , what if we do an online promotion that'll make more people want to call the Yi0s for help.

[howdoitype027]

Hmm.. what exactly would we do, though?

[nurse-connie]

hm.. im kida hungy for tothpast

[howdoitype027]

This is irrelevant.

[magicalmoonglow]

Actually, No . . . . Maybe we can do something with toothpaste!

[howdoitype027]

How so?

[magicalmoonglow]

Maybe we can do the elephant toothpaste experiment! It'll be fun and safe!

[howdoitype027]

An experiment..?

[magicalmoonglow]

Yeah.. I promise it won't hurt you, promise. It's just a bunch of tooth paste foaming out of a cup or something!

[magicalmoonglow]

@howdoitype027 @ahthesufferingneverends @iamcath0024 Okay. I just thought of an amazing idea , what if we do an online promotion that'll make more people want to call the Yi0s for help.

[howdoitype027]

Hmm.. what exactly would we do, though?

[nurse-connie]

hm.. im kida hungy for tothpast

[howdoitype027]

This is irrelevant.

[magicalmoonglow]

Actually, No . . . . Maybe we can do something with toothpaste!

[howdoitype027]

How so?

[magicalmoonglow]

Maybe we can do the elephant toothpaste experiment! It'll be fun and safe!

[magicalmoonglow]

@howdoitype027 @ahthesufferingneverends @iamcath0024 Okay. I just thought of an amazing idea , what if we do an online promotion that'll make more people want to call the Yi0s for help.

[howdoitype027]

Hmm.. what exactly would we do, though?

[nurse-connie]

hm.. im kida hungy for tothpast

[howdoitype027]

This is irrelevant.

[magicalmoonglow]

Actually, No . . . . Maybe we can do something with toothpaste!

[magicalmoonglow]

@howdoitype027 @ahthesufferingneverends @iamcath0024 Okay. I just thought of an amazing idea , what if we do an online promotion that'll make more people want to call the Yi0s for help.

[sinful-surtr]

Mrrp? @mysterious-magma-angel?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

shes in a full on human disguise, she's genuinely so tired but can't complain

Alright, who's.. huh?

[sinful-surtr]

Prrrrrrp!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Who are you?

[sinful-surtr]

*his tail droops* chrrp?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Another runaway bratty spore im guessing.. alright, you'll be code.. 71638.

[sinful-surtr]

H-HSSSS!!! *he backs up, scared*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

she picks him up

C'mon pal.. you feel Familiar to me, it must be nothing.

[sinful-surtr]

*he takes his chance and twines his tail around her arm, a romantic gesture* Mrrp?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Bad spore, BAD!

she swats his tail

Alright.. now to write your expiration date.. that'll be.. 4 days from now if you don't get adopted, nobody is gonna want a brat.

[sinful-surtr]

SCREEEEEEE!!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

she throws him in the cage

You don't ever be perverted with me, stinkball!

[sinful-surtr]

*he immediately begins clawing at the walls*

[onibi-hino]

Oh, pele! What is going on!!

[sinful-surtr]

HSSSSSSSS!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Oh, mistress! A new spore arrived, my master!

[onibi-hino]

Hehe! Give him ova', darling!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Here you go, master.

she hands him surtrs cage

[sinful-surtr]

A-Awrrk...?

[onibi-hino]

Hmm.. ill inject him with some of our good ol' stuff to make him a tasty meal, he even looks bratty! Keep him for a minute or 3!! she hands pele his cage and runs off

[sinful-surtr]

*he tucks his tail and shivers* M-mrrp...?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I mean, i don't think master misses me nearly just as much but.. i miss his presence, it's funny, actually.. we knew each other as children, and he always stumbled over his words around me for some reason, i think my appearance scared him, and still does..

[sinful-surtr]

*he looks up at Pele hopefully*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I did used to like him in a weird way as a child, but thankfully it went away, he would've executed me otherwise, and.. to be frank, i still hope he does want me executed to this day, it's just.. compared to other servants I'm useless.

[sinful-surtr]

MRRP?!?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I don't know why my master always saves my sorry ass in the end, i always mess up something, like a bad servant. I.. I just hope surtr has found his lucky princess and forgets about me.

[sinful-surtr]

chrrrp...chrrrrrrrp...

[mysterious-magma-angel]

In fact i.. don't even know why i was chosen to be the servant of someone who deserves so much Better, im just a tool after all, am i not? compared to his high social status and his ranking in the hierarchy im just.. a sack of dirt doomed to die alone.

[sinful-surtr]

*he curls up miserably*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I don't know why im talking to a baby about this but i couldn't hold it in anymore.. you do remind me of surtr in a way.

[sinful-surtr]

Prrrb!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

In fact, i have been planning a way to sacrifice myself for him, the only thing stopping me is well.. how'd he feel about it.

[sinful-surtr]

*he looks up at her in alarm*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I was thinking I would go in the front of a massive sea angel warrior swarm and get myself slaughtered, that way i'm free. but i don't wanna leave my master with such guilt.

[sinful-surtr]

*he covers his head, trying to block out her words - he can practically feel the obsidian growing on his very soul*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I think obini might be coming back soon.. i can't believe I'm getting attached to something so ultimately unimportant as you..

[sinful-surtr]

Awrrk!?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Here .. ill sneak you outside, go and escape, okay?

[sinful-surtr]

prrrr! *he nods, pawing open the cage. He takes one last look at Pele before running off, tears in his eyes*

[magicalmoonglow]

she swipes up surtr

didn't go so well, did it?

[sinful-surtr]

*he shakes his head sadly*

[magicalmoonglow]

Aww.. she transforms him back to normal

Did you get any important information at the very least?

[sinful-surtr]

*snff* s...she had a crush on m-me when we were little b...b-but it's gone now....! *he covers his eyes, getting burned by his bloody tears* I'm gonna die.... I... I'm gonna turn into a chunk of obsidian j-just like *hic* she did a-and.... *he devolves into sniffles and stutters*

[magicalmoonglow]

.. you can't be serious, her previous crush could've saved everything.

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

Damn, look at his wings... *she lifts one up, with great difficulty as they're basically immobile lumps of rock and are shrinking into his back* We might have to cut those off.

[magicalmoonglow]

Well, there has to be other ways to fix him .. ?

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

Put a love spell on Pele?

[magicalmoonglow]

No, that's bad and toxic. Here! she makes a little finger pele puppet

Hi surtr it's me your kissy wissy slave! mwah mwah

[sinful-surtr]

*he stares at it with faint disappointment in his eyes*

[magicalmoonglow]

cmon surtr gimme a kissyyy!

[sinful-surtr]

*he sighs* At least when all this is over my mother might finally like me...

[magicalmoonglow]

oh master! of course ill rub my firey ass on your face!

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

Isn't this a little insensitive..?

[magicalmoonglow]

It is, but it's fun!

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

I really think we should cut off those wings.... unless we want him to be a cool Shiny quicker!

[magicalmoonglow]

A rock with wings would be pretty funny though..

[sinful-surtr]

....Please tell Sera to stop looking at me like that.

[magicalmoonglow]

.. she's a bird, surtr. we can't control it..

but u can control me!! mwah mwah!!

[sinful-surtr]

Okay then... shut the fuck up. This isn't *cough* helping,,

[magicalmoonglow]

then here's a water statue that resembles pele?

[sinful-surtr]

*he reaches out to touch it but hisses and recoils as the water turns his fingertips to stone* OWWW!!! YOU MONSTER!! ARE YOU TRYING TO FIX ME OR NOT?!

[magicalmoonglow]

i SAID water, you knew you shouldn't of touched it!

[sinful-surtr]

*he growls at her, lava pouring between his teeth*

[magicalmoonglow]

maybe a plushie of pele will help..? poof

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

Moonglow... it had to be Pele herself to fix it. I appreciate you giving him some form of comfort, but...he's a lost cause...

[mysterious-magma-angel]

SPORE!! WHERE ARE YOU!?

[sinful-surtr]

*he gasps* Moonglow... Sera... you've gotta get me out of here! I can't bare to see her again!! I CAN'T STAND THE PAIN!

[magicalmoonglow]

TO WHERE?

[sinful-surtr]

ANYWHERE!!!

[magicalmoonglow]

ALRIGHT.. she teleports him to amber

[sinful-surtr]

Mrrp? @mysterious-magma-angel?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

shes in a full on human disguise, she's genuinely so tired but can't complain

Alright, who's.. huh?

[sinful-surtr]

Prrrrrrp!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Who are you?

[sinful-surtr]

*his tail droops* chrrp?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Another runaway bratty spore im guessing.. alright, you'll be code.. 71638.

[sinful-surtr]

H-HSSSS!!! *he backs up, scared*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

she picks him up

C'mon pal.. you feel Familiar to me, it must be nothing.

[sinful-surtr]

*he takes his chance and twines his tail around her arm, a romantic gesture* Mrrp?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Bad spore, BAD!

she swats his tail

Alright.. now to write your expiration date.. that'll be.. 4 days from now if you don't get adopted, nobody is gonna want a brat.

[sinful-surtr]

SCREEEEEEE!!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

she throws him in the cage

You don't ever be perverted with me, stinkball!

[sinful-surtr]

*he immediately begins clawing at the walls*

[onibi-hino]

Oh, pele! What is going on!!

[sinful-surtr]

HSSSSSSSS!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Oh, mistress! A new spore arrived, my master!

[onibi-hino]

Hehe! Give him ova', darling!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Here you go, master.

she hands him surtrs cage

[sinful-surtr]

A-Awrrk...?

[onibi-hino]

Hmm.. ill inject him with some of our good ol' stuff to make him a tasty meal, he even looks bratty! Keep him for a minute or 3!! she hands pele his cage and runs off

[sinful-surtr]

*he tucks his tail and shivers* M-mrrp...?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I mean, i don't think master misses me nearly just as much but.. i miss his presence, it's funny, actually.. we knew each other as children, and he always stumbled over his words around me for some reason, i think my appearance scared him, and still does..

[sinful-surtr]

*he looks up at Pele hopefully*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I did used to like him in a weird way as a child, but thankfully it went away, he would've executed me otherwise, and.. to be frank, i still hope he does want me executed to this day, it's just.. compared to other servants I'm useless.

[sinful-surtr]

MRRP?!?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I don't know why my master always saves my sorry ass in the end, i always mess up something, like a bad servant. I.. I just hope surtr has found his lucky princess and forgets about me.

[sinful-surtr]

chrrrp...chrrrrrrrp...

[mysterious-magma-angel]

In fact i.. don't even know why i was chosen to be the servant of someone who deserves so much Better, im just a tool after all, am i not? compared to his high social status and his ranking in the hierarchy im just.. a sack of dirt doomed to die alone.

[sinful-surtr]

*he curls up miserably*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I don't know why im talking to a baby about this but i couldn't hold it in anymore.. you do remind me of surtr in a way.

[sinful-surtr]

Prrrb!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

In fact, i have been planning a way to sacrifice myself for him, the only thing stopping me is well.. how'd he feel about it.

[sinful-surtr]

*he looks up at her in alarm*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I was thinking I would go in the front of a massive sea angel warrior swarm and get myself slaughtered, that way i'm free. but i don't wanna leave my master with such guilt.

[sinful-surtr]

*he covers his head, trying to block out her words - he can practically feel the obsidian growing on his very soul*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I think obini might be coming back soon.. i can't believe I'm getting attached to something so ultimately unimportant as you..

[sinful-surtr]

Awrrk!?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Here .. ill sneak you outside, go and escape, okay?

[sinful-surtr]

prrrr! *he nods, pawing open the cage. He takes one last look at Pele before running off, tears in his eyes*

[magicalmoonglow]

she swipes up surtr

didn't go so well, did it?

[sinful-surtr]

*he shakes his head sadly*

[magicalmoonglow]

Aww.. she transforms him back to normal

Did you get any important information at the very least?

[sinful-surtr]

*snff* s...she had a crush on m-me when we were little b...b-but it's gone now....! *he covers his eyes, getting burned by his bloody tears* I'm gonna die.... I... I'm gonna turn into a chunk of obsidian j-just like *hic* she did a-and.... *he devolves into sniffles and stutters*

[magicalmoonglow]

.. you can't be serious, her previous crush could've saved everything.

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

Damn, look at his wings... *she lifts one up, with great difficulty as they're basically immobile lumps of rock and are shrinking into his back* We might have to cut those off.

[magicalmoonglow]

Well, there has to be other ways to fix him .. ?

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

Put a love spell on Pele?

[magicalmoonglow]

No, that's bad and toxic. Here! she makes a little finger pele puppet

Hi surtr it's me your kissy wissy slave! mwah mwah

[sinful-surtr]

*he stares at it with faint disappointment in his eyes*

[magicalmoonglow]

cmon surtr gimme a kissyyy!

[sinful-surtr]

*he sighs* At least when all this is over my mother might finally like me...

[magicalmoonglow]

oh master! of course ill rub my firey ass on your face!

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

Isn't this a little insensitive..?

[magicalmoonglow]

It is, but it's fun!

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

I really think we should cut off those wings.... unless we want him to be a cool Shiny quicker!

[magicalmoonglow]

A rock with wings would be pretty funny though..

[sinful-surtr]

....Please tell Sera to stop looking at me like that.

[magicalmoonglow]

.. she's a bird, surtr. we can't control it..

but u can control me!! mwah mwah!!

[sinful-surtr]

Okay then... shut the fuck up. This isn't *cough* helping,,

[magicalmoonglow]

then here's a water statue that resembles pele?

[sinful-surtr]

*he reaches out to touch it but hisses and recoils as the water turns his fingertips to stone* OWWW!!! YOU MONSTER!! ARE YOU TRYING TO FIX ME OR NOT?!

[magicalmoonglow]

i SAID water, you knew you shouldn't of touched it!

[sinful-surtr]

*he growls at her, lava pouring between his teeth*

[magicalmoonglow]

maybe a plushie of pele will help..? poof

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

Moonglow... it had to be Pele herself to fix it. I appreciate you giving him some form of comfort, but...he's a lost cause...

[mysterious-magma-angel]

SPORE!! WHERE ARE YOU!?

[sinful-surtr]

*he gasps* Moonglow... Sera... you've gotta get me out of here! I can't bare to see her again!! I CAN'T STAND THE PAIN!

[magicalmoonglow]

TO WHERE?

[sinful-surtr]

Mrrp? @mysterious-magma-angel?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

shes in a full on human disguise, she's genuinely so tired but can't complain

Alright, who's.. huh?

[sinful-surtr]

Prrrrrrp!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Who are you?

[sinful-surtr]

*his tail droops* chrrp?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Another runaway bratty spore im guessing.. alright, you'll be code.. 71638.

[sinful-surtr]

H-HSSSS!!! *he backs up, scared*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

she picks him up

C'mon pal.. you feel Familiar to me, it must be nothing.

[sinful-surtr]

*he takes his chance and twines his tail around her arm, a romantic gesture* Mrrp?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Bad spore, BAD!

she swats his tail

Alright.. now to write your expiration date.. that'll be.. 4 days from now if you don't get adopted, nobody is gonna want a brat.

[sinful-surtr]

SCREEEEEEE!!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

she throws him in the cage

You don't ever be perverted with me, stinkball!

[sinful-surtr]

*he immediately begins clawing at the walls*

[onibi-hino]

Oh, pele! What is going on!!

[sinful-surtr]

HSSSSSSSS!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Oh, mistress! A new spore arrived, my master!

[onibi-hino]

Hehe! Give him ova', darling!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Here you go, master.

she hands him surtrs cage

[sinful-surtr]

A-Awrrk...?

[onibi-hino]

Hmm.. ill inject him with some of our good ol' stuff to make him a tasty meal, he even looks bratty! Keep him for a minute or 3!! she hands pele his cage and runs off

[sinful-surtr]

*he tucks his tail and shivers* M-mrrp...?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I mean, i don't think master misses me nearly just as much but.. i miss his presence, it's funny, actually.. we knew each other as children, and he always stumbled over his words around me for some reason, i think my appearance scared him, and still does..

[sinful-surtr]

*he looks up at Pele hopefully*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I did used to like him in a weird way as a child, but thankfully it went away, he would've executed me otherwise, and.. to be frank, i still hope he does want me executed to this day, it's just.. compared to other servants I'm useless.

[sinful-surtr]

MRRP?!?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I don't know why my master always saves my sorry ass in the end, i always mess up something, like a bad servant. I.. I just hope surtr has found his lucky princess and forgets about me.

[sinful-surtr]

chrrrp...chrrrrrrrp...

[mysterious-magma-angel]

In fact i.. don't even know why i was chosen to be the servant of someone who deserves so much Better, im just a tool after all, am i not? compared to his high social status and his ranking in the hierarchy im just.. a sack of dirt doomed to die alone.

[sinful-surtr]

*he curls up miserably*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I don't know why im talking to a baby about this but i couldn't hold it in anymore.. you do remind me of surtr in a way.

[sinful-surtr]

Prrrb!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

In fact, i have been planning a way to sacrifice myself for him, the only thing stopping me is well.. how'd he feel about it.

[sinful-surtr]

*he looks up at her in alarm*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I was thinking I would go in the front of a massive sea angel warrior swarm and get myself slaughtered, that way i'm free. but i don't wanna leave my master with such guilt.

[sinful-surtr]

*he covers his head, trying to block out her words - he can practically feel the obsidian growing on his very soul*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I think obini might be coming back soon.. i can't believe I'm getting attached to something so ultimately unimportant as you..

[sinful-surtr]

Awrrk!?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Here .. ill sneak you outside, go and escape, okay?

[sinful-surtr]

prrrr! *he nods, pawing open the cage. He takes one last look at Pele before running off, tears in his eyes*

[magicalmoonglow]

she swipes up surtr

didn't go so well, did it?

[sinful-surtr]

*he shakes his head sadly*

[magicalmoonglow]

Aww.. she transforms him back to normal

Did you get any important information at the very least?

[sinful-surtr]

*snff* s...she had a crush on m-me when we were little b...b-but it's gone now....! *he covers his eyes, getting burned by his bloody tears* I'm gonna die.... I... I'm gonna turn into a chunk of obsidian j-just like *hic* she did a-and.... *he devolves into sniffles and stutters*

[magicalmoonglow]

.. you can't be serious, her previous crush could've saved everything.

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

Damn, look at his wings... *she lifts one up, with great difficulty as they're basically immobile lumps of rock and are shrinking into his back* We might have to cut those off.

[magicalmoonglow]

Well, there has to be other ways to fix him .. ?

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

Put a love spell on Pele?

[magicalmoonglow]

No, that's bad and toxic. Here! she makes a little finger pele puppet

Hi surtr it's me your kissy wissy slave! mwah mwah

[sinful-surtr]

*he stares at it with faint disappointment in his eyes*

[magicalmoonglow]

cmon surtr gimme a kissyyy!

[sinful-surtr]

*he sighs* At least when all this is over my mother might finally like me...

[magicalmoonglow]

oh master! of course ill rub my firey ass on your face!

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

Isn't this a little insensitive..?

[magicalmoonglow]

It is, but it's fun!

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

I really think we should cut off those wings.... unless we want him to be a cool Shiny quicker!

[magicalmoonglow]

A rock with wings would be pretty funny though..

[sinful-surtr]

....Please tell Sera to stop looking at me like that.

[magicalmoonglow]

.. she's a bird, surtr. we can't control it..

but u can control me!! mwah mwah!!

[sinful-surtr]

Okay then... shut the fuck up. This isn't *cough* helping,,

[magicalmoonglow]

then here's a water statue that resembles pele?

[sinful-surtr]

*he reaches out to touch it but hisses and recoils as the water turns his fingertips to stone* OWWW!!! YOU MONSTER!! ARE YOU TRYING TO FIX ME OR NOT?!

[magicalmoonglow]

i SAID water, you knew you shouldn't of touched it!

[sinful-surtr]

*he growls at her, lava pouring between his teeth*

[magicalmoonglow]

maybe a plushie of pele will help..? poof

[sinful-surtr]

*he snatches it away and starts cuddling it*

[magicalmoonglow]

There, that should do it.

[sinful-surtr]

Mrrp? @mysterious-magma-angel?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

shes in a full on human disguise, she's genuinely so tired but can't complain

Alright, who's.. huh?

[sinful-surtr]

Prrrrrrp!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Who are you?

[sinful-surtr]

*his tail droops* chrrp?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Another runaway bratty spore im guessing.. alright, you'll be code.. 71638.

[sinful-surtr]

H-HSSSS!!! *he backs up, scared*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

she picks him up

C'mon pal.. you feel Familiar to me, it must be nothing.

[sinful-surtr]

*he takes his chance and twines his tail around her arm, a romantic gesture* Mrrp?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Bad spore, BAD!

she swats his tail

Alright.. now to write your expiration date.. that'll be.. 4 days from now if you don't get adopted, nobody is gonna want a brat.

[sinful-surtr]

SCREEEEEEE!!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

she throws him in the cage

You don't ever be perverted with me, stinkball!

[sinful-surtr]

*he immediately begins clawing at the walls*

[onibi-hino]

Oh, pele! What is going on!!

[sinful-surtr]

HSSSSSSSS!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Oh, mistress! A new spore arrived, my master!

[onibi-hino]

Hehe! Give him ova', darling!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Here you go, master.

she hands him surtrs cage

[sinful-surtr]

A-Awrrk...?

[onibi-hino]

Hmm.. ill inject him with some of our good ol' stuff to make him a tasty meal, he even looks bratty! Keep him for a minute or 3!! she hands pele his cage and runs off

[sinful-surtr]

*he tucks his tail and shivers* M-mrrp...?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I mean, i don't think master misses me nearly just as much but.. i miss his presence, it's funny, actually.. we knew each other as children, and he always stumbled over his words around me for some reason, i think my appearance scared him, and still does..

[sinful-surtr]

*he looks up at Pele hopefully*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I did used to like him in a weird way as a child, but thankfully it went away, he would've executed me otherwise, and.. to be frank, i still hope he does want me executed to this day, it's just.. compared to other servants I'm useless.

[sinful-surtr]

MRRP?!?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I don't know why my master always saves my sorry ass in the end, i always mess up something, like a bad servant. I.. I just hope surtr has found his lucky princess and forgets about me.

[sinful-surtr]

chrrrp...chrrrrrrrp...

[mysterious-magma-angel]

In fact i.. don't even know why i was chosen to be the servant of someone who deserves so much Better, im just a tool after all, am i not? compared to his high social status and his ranking in the hierarchy im just.. a sack of dirt doomed to die alone.

[sinful-surtr]

*he curls up miserably*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I don't know why im talking to a baby about this but i couldn't hold it in anymore.. you do remind me of surtr in a way.

[sinful-surtr]

Prrrb!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

In fact, i have been planning a way to sacrifice myself for him, the only thing stopping me is well.. how'd he feel about it.

[sinful-surtr]

*he looks up at her in alarm*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I was thinking I would go in the front of a massive sea angel warrior swarm and get myself slaughtered, that way i'm free. but i don't wanna leave my master with such guilt.

[sinful-surtr]

*he covers his head, trying to block out her words - he can practically feel the obsidian growing on his very soul*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I think obini might be coming back soon.. i can't believe I'm getting attached to something so ultimately unimportant as you..

[sinful-surtr]

Awrrk!?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Here .. ill sneak you outside, go and escape, okay?

[sinful-surtr]

prrrr! *he nods, pawing open the cage. He takes one last look at Pele before running off, tears in his eyes*

[magicalmoonglow]

she swipes up surtr

didn't go so well, did it?

[sinful-surtr]

*he shakes his head sadly*

[magicalmoonglow]

Aww.. she transforms him back to normal

Did you get any important information at the very least?

[sinful-surtr]

*snff* s...she had a crush on m-me when we were little b...b-but it's gone now....! *he covers his eyes, getting burned by his bloody tears* I'm gonna die.... I... I'm gonna turn into a chunk of obsidian j-just like *hic* she did a-and.... *he devolves into sniffles and stutters*

[magicalmoonglow]

.. you can't be serious, her previous crush could've saved everything.

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

Damn, look at his wings... *she lifts one up, with great difficulty as they're basically immobile lumps of rock and are shrinking into his back* We might have to cut those off.

[magicalmoonglow]

Well, there has to be other ways to fix him .. ?

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

Put a love spell on Pele?

[magicalmoonglow]

No, that's bad and toxic. Here! she makes a little finger pele puppet

Hi surtr it's me your kissy wissy slave! mwah mwah

[sinful-surtr]

*he stares at it with faint disappointment in his eyes*

[magicalmoonglow]

cmon surtr gimme a kissyyy!

[sinful-surtr]

*he sighs* At least when all this is over my mother might finally like me...

[magicalmoonglow]

oh master! of course ill rub my firey ass on your face!

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

Isn't this a little insensitive..?

[magicalmoonglow]

It is, but it's fun!

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

I really think we should cut off those wings.... unless we want him to be a cool Shiny quicker!

[magicalmoonglow]

A rock with wings would be pretty funny though..

[sinful-surtr]

....Please tell Sera to stop looking at me like that.

[magicalmoonglow]

.. she's a bird, surtr. we can't control it..

but u can control me!! mwah mwah!!

[sinful-surtr]

Okay then... shut the fuck up. This isn't *cough* helping,,

[magicalmoonglow]

then here's a water statue that resembles pele?

[sinful-surtr]

*he reaches out to touch it but hisses and recoils as the water turns his fingertips to stone* OWWW!!! YOU MONSTER!! ARE YOU TRYING TO FIX ME OR NOT?!

[magicalmoonglow]

i SAID water, you knew you shouldn't of touched it!

[sinful-surtr]

*he growls at her, lava pouring between his teeth*

[magicalmoonglow]

maybe a plushie of pele will help..? poof

[sinful-surtr]

Mrrp? @mysterious-magma-angel?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

shes in a full on human disguise, she's genuinely so tired but can't complain

Alright, who's.. huh?

[sinful-surtr]

Prrrrrrp!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Who are you?

[sinful-surtr]

*his tail droops* chrrp?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Another runaway bratty spore im guessing.. alright, you'll be code.. 71638.

[sinful-surtr]

H-HSSSS!!! *he backs up, scared*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

she picks him up

C'mon pal.. you feel Familiar to me, it must be nothing.

[sinful-surtr]

*he takes his chance and twines his tail around her arm, a romantic gesture* Mrrp?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Bad spore, BAD!

she swats his tail

Alright.. now to write your expiration date.. that'll be.. 4 days from now if you don't get adopted, nobody is gonna want a brat.

[sinful-surtr]

SCREEEEEEE!!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

she throws him in the cage

You don't ever be perverted with me, stinkball!

[sinful-surtr]

*he immediately begins clawing at the walls*

[onibi-hino]

Oh, pele! What is going on!!

[sinful-surtr]

HSSSSSSSS!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Oh, mistress! A new spore arrived, my master!

[onibi-hino]

Hehe! Give him ova', darling!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Here you go, master.

she hands him surtrs cage

[sinful-surtr]

A-Awrrk...?

[onibi-hino]

Hmm.. ill inject him with some of our good ol' stuff to make him a tasty meal, he even looks bratty! Keep him for a minute or 3!! she hands pele his cage and runs off

[sinful-surtr]

*he tucks his tail and shivers* M-mrrp...?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I mean, i don't think master misses me nearly just as much but.. i miss his presence, it's funny, actually.. we knew each other as children, and he always stumbled over his words around me for some reason, i think my appearance scared him, and still does..

[sinful-surtr]

*he looks up at Pele hopefully*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I did used to like him in a weird way as a child, but thankfully it went away, he would've executed me otherwise, and.. to be frank, i still hope he does want me executed to this day, it's just.. compared to other servants I'm useless.

[sinful-surtr]

MRRP?!?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I don't know why my master always saves my sorry ass in the end, i always mess up something, like a bad servant. I.. I just hope surtr has found his lucky princess and forgets about me.

[sinful-surtr]

chrrrp...chrrrrrrrp...

[mysterious-magma-angel]

In fact i.. don't even know why i was chosen to be the servant of someone who deserves so much Better, im just a tool after all, am i not? compared to his high social status and his ranking in the hierarchy im just.. a sack of dirt doomed to die alone.

[sinful-surtr]

*he curls up miserably*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I don't know why im talking to a baby about this but i couldn't hold it in anymore.. you do remind me of surtr in a way.

[sinful-surtr]

Prrrb!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

In fact, i have been planning a way to sacrifice myself for him, the only thing stopping me is well.. how'd he feel about it.

[sinful-surtr]

*he looks up at her in alarm*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I was thinking I would go in the front of a massive sea angel warrior swarm and get myself slaughtered, that way i'm free. but i don't wanna leave my master with such guilt.

[sinful-surtr]

*he covers his head, trying to block out her words - he can practically feel the obsidian growing on his very soul*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I think obini might be coming back soon.. i can't believe I'm getting attached to something so ultimately unimportant as you..

[sinful-surtr]

Awrrk!?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Here .. ill sneak you outside, go and escape, okay?

[sinful-surtr]

prrrr! *he nods, pawing open the cage. He takes one last look at Pele before running off, tears in his eyes*

[magicalmoonglow]

she swipes up surtr

didn't go so well, did it?

[sinful-surtr]

*he shakes his head sadly*

[magicalmoonglow]

Aww.. she transforms him back to normal

Did you get any important information at the very least?

[sinful-surtr]

*snff* s...she had a crush on m-me when we were little b...b-but it's gone now....! *he covers his eyes, getting burned by his bloody tears* I'm gonna die.... I... I'm gonna turn into a chunk of obsidian j-just like *hic* she did a-and.... *he devolves into sniffles and stutters*

[magicalmoonglow]

.. you can't be serious, her previous crush could've saved everything.

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

Damn, look at his wings... *she lifts one up, with great difficulty as they're basically immobile lumps of rock and are shrinking into his back* We might have to cut those off.

[magicalmoonglow]

Well, there has to be other ways to fix him .. ?

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

Put a love spell on Pele?

[magicalmoonglow]

No, that's bad and toxic. Here! she makes a little finger pele puppet

Hi surtr it's me your kissy wissy slave! mwah mwah

[sinful-surtr]

*he stares at it with faint disappointment in his eyes*

[magicalmoonglow]

cmon surtr gimme a kissyyy!

[sinful-surtr]

*he sighs* At least when all this is over my mother might finally like me...

[magicalmoonglow]

oh master! of course ill rub my firey ass on your face!

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

Isn't this a little insensitive..?

[magicalmoonglow]

It is, but it's fun!

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

I really think we should cut off those wings.... unless we want him to be a cool Shiny quicker!

[magicalmoonglow]

A rock with wings would be pretty funny though..

[sinful-surtr]

....Please tell Sera to stop looking at me like that.

[magicalmoonglow]

.. she's a bird, surtr. we can't control it..

but u can control me!! mwah mwah!!

[sinful-surtr]

Okay then... shut the fuck up. This isn't *cough* helping,,

[magicalmoonglow]

then here's a water statue that resembles pele?

[sinful-surtr]

*he reaches out to touch it but hisses and recoils as the water turns his fingertips to stone* OWWW!!! YOU MONSTER!! ARE YOU TRYING TO FIX ME OR NOT?!

[magicalmoonglow]

i SAID water, you knew you shouldn't of touched it!

[sinful-surtr]

Mrrp? @mysterious-magma-angel?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

shes in a full on human disguise, she's genuinely so tired but can't complain

Alright, who's.. huh?

[sinful-surtr]

Prrrrrrp!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Who are you?

[sinful-surtr]

*his tail droops* chrrp?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Another runaway bratty spore im guessing.. alright, you'll be code.. 71638.

[sinful-surtr]

H-HSSSS!!! *he backs up, scared*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

she picks him up

C'mon pal.. you feel Familiar to me, it must be nothing.

[sinful-surtr]

*he takes his chance and twines his tail around her arm, a romantic gesture* Mrrp?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Bad spore, BAD!

she swats his tail

Alright.. now to write your expiration date.. that'll be.. 4 days from now if you don't get adopted, nobody is gonna want a brat.

[sinful-surtr]

SCREEEEEEE!!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

she throws him in the cage

You don't ever be perverted with me, stinkball!

[sinful-surtr]

*he immediately begins clawing at the walls*

[onibi-hino]

Oh, pele! What is going on!!

[sinful-surtr]

HSSSSSSSS!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Oh, mistress! A new spore arrived, my master!

[onibi-hino]

Hehe! Give him ova', darling!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Here you go, master.

she hands him surtrs cage

[sinful-surtr]

A-Awrrk...?

[onibi-hino]

Hmm.. ill inject him with some of our good ol' stuff to make him a tasty meal, he even looks bratty! Keep him for a minute or 3!! she hands pele his cage and runs off

[sinful-surtr]

*he tucks his tail and shivers* M-mrrp...?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I mean, i don't think master misses me nearly just as much but.. i miss his presence, it's funny, actually.. we knew each other as children, and he always stumbled over his words around me for some reason, i think my appearance scared him, and still does..

[sinful-surtr]

*he looks up at Pele hopefully*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I did used to like him in a weird way as a child, but thankfully it went away, he would've executed me otherwise, and.. to be frank, i still hope he does want me executed to this day, it's just.. compared to other servants I'm useless.

[sinful-surtr]

MRRP?!?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I don't know why my master always saves my sorry ass in the end, i always mess up something, like a bad servant. I.. I just hope surtr has found his lucky princess and forgets about me.

[sinful-surtr]

chrrrp...chrrrrrrrp...

[mysterious-magma-angel]

In fact i.. don't even know why i was chosen to be the servant of someone who deserves so much Better, im just a tool after all, am i not? compared to his high social status and his ranking in the hierarchy im just.. a sack of dirt doomed to die alone.

[sinful-surtr]

*he curls up miserably*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I don't know why im talking to a baby about this but i couldn't hold it in anymore.. you do remind me of surtr in a way.

[sinful-surtr]

Prrrb!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

In fact, i have been planning a way to sacrifice myself for him, the only thing stopping me is well.. how'd he feel about it.

[sinful-surtr]

*he looks up at her in alarm*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I was thinking I would go in the front of a massive sea angel warrior swarm and get myself slaughtered, that way i'm free. but i don't wanna leave my master with such guilt.

[sinful-surtr]

*he covers his head, trying to block out her words - he can practically feel the obsidian growing on his very soul*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I think obini might be coming back soon.. i can't believe I'm getting attached to something so ultimately unimportant as you..

[sinful-surtr]

Awrrk!?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Here .. ill sneak you outside, go and escape, okay?

[sinful-surtr]

prrrr! *he nods, pawing open the cage. He takes one last look at Pele before running off, tears in his eyes*

[magicalmoonglow]

she swipes up surtr

didn't go so well, did it?

[sinful-surtr]

*he shakes his head sadly*

[magicalmoonglow]

Aww.. she transforms him back to normal

Did you get any important information at the very least?

[sinful-surtr]

*snff* s...she had a crush on m-me when we were little b...b-but it's gone now....! *he covers his eyes, getting burned by his bloody tears* I'm gonna die.... I... I'm gonna turn into a chunk of obsidian j-just like *hic* she did a-and.... *he devolves into sniffles and stutters*

[magicalmoonglow]

.. you can't be serious, her previous crush could've saved everything.

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

Damn, look at his wings... *she lifts one up, with great difficulty as they're basically immobile lumps of rock and are shrinking into his back* We might have to cut those off.

[magicalmoonglow]

Well, there has to be other ways to fix him .. ?

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

Put a love spell on Pele?

[magicalmoonglow]

No, that's bad and toxic. Here! she makes a little finger pele puppet

Hi surtr it's me your kissy wissy slave! mwah mwah

[sinful-surtr]

*he stares at it with faint disappointment in his eyes*

[magicalmoonglow]

cmon surtr gimme a kissyyy!

[sinful-surtr]

*he sighs* At least when all this is over my mother might finally like me...

[magicalmoonglow]

oh master! of course ill rub my firey ass on your face!

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

Isn't this a little insensitive..?

[magicalmoonglow]

It is, but it's fun!

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

I really think we should cut off those wings.... unless we want him to be a cool Shiny quicker!

[magicalmoonglow]

A rock with wings would be pretty funny though..

[sinful-surtr]

....Please tell Sera to stop looking at me like that.

[magicalmoonglow]

.. she's a bird, surtr. we can't control it..

but u can control me!! mwah mwah!!

[sinful-surtr]

Okay then... shut the fuck up. This isn't *cough* helping,,

[magicalmoonglow]

then here's a water statue that resembles pele?

[sinful-surtr]

Mrrp? @mysterious-magma-angel?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

shes in a full on human disguise, she's genuinely so tired but can't complain

Alright, who's.. huh?

[sinful-surtr]

Prrrrrrp!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Who are you?

[sinful-surtr]

*his tail droops* chrrp?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Another runaway bratty spore im guessing.. alright, you'll be code.. 71638.

[sinful-surtr]

H-HSSSS!!! *he backs up, scared*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

she picks him up

C'mon pal.. you feel Familiar to me, it must be nothing.

[sinful-surtr]

*he takes his chance and twines his tail around her arm, a romantic gesture* Mrrp?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Bad spore, BAD!

she swats his tail

Alright.. now to write your expiration date.. that'll be.. 4 days from now if you don't get adopted, nobody is gonna want a brat.

[sinful-surtr]

SCREEEEEEE!!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

she throws him in the cage

You don't ever be perverted with me, stinkball!

[sinful-surtr]

*he immediately begins clawing at the walls*

[onibi-hino]

Oh, pele! What is going on!!

[sinful-surtr]

HSSSSSSSS!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Oh, mistress! A new spore arrived, my master!

[onibi-hino]

Hehe! Give him ova', darling!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Here you go, master.

she hands him surtrs cage

[sinful-surtr]

A-Awrrk...?

[onibi-hino]

Hmm.. ill inject him with some of our good ol' stuff to make him a tasty meal, he even looks bratty! Keep him for a minute or 3!! she hands pele his cage and runs off

[sinful-surtr]

*he tucks his tail and shivers* M-mrrp...?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I mean, i don't think master misses me nearly just as much but.. i miss his presence, it's funny, actually.. we knew each other as children, and he always stumbled over his words around me for some reason, i think my appearance scared him, and still does..

[sinful-surtr]

*he looks up at Pele hopefully*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I did used to like him in a weird way as a child, but thankfully it went away, he would've executed me otherwise, and.. to be frank, i still hope he does want me executed to this day, it's just.. compared to other servants I'm useless.

[sinful-surtr]

MRRP?!?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I don't know why my master always saves my sorry ass in the end, i always mess up something, like a bad servant. I.. I just hope surtr has found his lucky princess and forgets about me.

[sinful-surtr]

chrrrp...chrrrrrrrp...

[mysterious-magma-angel]

In fact i.. don't even know why i was chosen to be the servant of someone who deserves so much Better, im just a tool after all, am i not? compared to his high social status and his ranking in the hierarchy im just.. a sack of dirt doomed to die alone.

[sinful-surtr]

*he curls up miserably*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I don't know why im talking to a baby about this but i couldn't hold it in anymore.. you do remind me of surtr in a way.

[sinful-surtr]

Prrrb!!

[mysterious-magma-angel]

In fact, i have been planning a way to sacrifice myself for him, the only thing stopping me is well.. how'd he feel about it.

[sinful-surtr]

*he looks up at her in alarm*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I was thinking I would go in the front of a massive sea angel warrior swarm and get myself slaughtered, that way i'm free. but i don't wanna leave my master with such guilt.

[sinful-surtr]

*he covers his head, trying to block out her words - he can practically feel the obsidian growing on his very soul*

[mysterious-magma-angel]

I think obini might be coming back soon.. i can't believe I'm getting attached to something so ultimately unimportant as you..

[sinful-surtr]

Awrrk!?

[mysterious-magma-angel]

Here .. ill sneak you outside, go and escape, okay?

[sinful-surtr]

prrrr! *he nods, pawing open the cage. He takes one last look at Pele before running off, tears in his eyes*

[magicalmoonglow]

she swipes up surtr

didn't go so well, did it?

[sinful-surtr]

*he shakes his head sadly*

[magicalmoonglow]

Aww.. she transforms him back to normal

Did you get any important information at the very least?

[sinful-surtr]

*snff* s...she had a crush on m-me when we were little b...b-but it's gone now....! *he covers his eyes, getting burned by his bloody tears* I'm gonna die.... I... I'm gonna turn into a chunk of obsidian j-just like *hic* she did a-and.... *he devolves into sniffles and stutters*

[magicalmoonglow]

.. you can't be serious, her previous crush could've saved everything.

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

Damn, look at his wings... *she lifts one up, with great difficulty as they're basically immobile lumps of rock and are shrinking into his back* We might have to cut those off.

[magicalmoonglow]

Well, there has to be other ways to fix him .. ?

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

Put a love spell on Pele?

[magicalmoonglow]

No, that's bad and toxic. Here! she makes a little finger pele puppet

Hi surtr it's me your kissy wissy slave! mwah mwah

[sinful-surtr]

*he stares at it with faint disappointment in his eyes*

[magicalmoonglow]

cmon surtr gimme a kissyyy!

[sinful-surtr]

*he sighs* At least when all this is over my mother might finally like me...

[magicalmoonglow]

oh master! of course ill rub my firey ass on your face!

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

Isn't this a little insensitive..?

[magicalmoonglow]

It is, but it's fun!

[morally-ambiguous-magpie]

I really think we should cut off those wings.... unless we want him to be a cool Shiny quicker!

[magicalmoonglow]

A rock with wings would be pretty funny though..

[sinful-surtr]

....Please tell Sera to stop looking at me like that.

[magicalmoonglow]

.. she's a bird, surtr. we can't control it..

but u can control me!! mwah mwah!!