Do you need any help?

Clyde just exploded that thing that was here before me into smithereens with a space gun! Eeekkk!!

Well, he was nice enough to let me take it's place though..

I love that guy..

Ooo! A space gun? That sounds cool!

What was here before you? Was it an UFO? Are you an alien? Or…a robot?

And who’s Clyde?

I'M Clyde!

WOAH!…are you also an alien?

Do I look like a human? Do the three tentacles on my head not give' ya a clue?

Course I'm an alien! And you're one of those Mechanical walkin' steel thingies, right?

Well!…you don’t, but aliens can look like anything! So what if there was an alien out there who disguised itself as a human?

Also the word is robot…but it’s still so cool to see two aliens!

Now wouldn't that be interesting? You wouldnt be able to tell the difference between a real human and an alien, I imagine!

And it is quite interesting to see a robot, a sentient one at that! The only robots on my planet are at the doctors office purely just to help us out.

Woah…That’s what robots do on this “Zigma-B”? Interesting!

And I’m not the only one! There’s this other robot out there name Carl and he’s adorable! He has beautiful blue eyes and he’s gold just like you in a way!

Mind showin' us this Carl? If ya know where he's at?

I uh…don’t know where he’s at currently…but I’ll try to get him to come over! But I bet he’d be overjoyed at the idea of aliens being real!

He said he wanted to explore around this nice place for a while to collect some data!

Can't say I blame him, then! This place does seem interesting, I'd like to check around this place too.. just for fun.

I actually saw one of my patients "Stereo" here!

Clyde just exploded that thing that was here before me into smithereens with a space gun! Eeekkk!!

Well, he was nice enough to let me take it's place though..

I love that guy..

Ooo! A space gun? That sounds cool!

What was here before you? Was it an UFO? Are you an alien? Or…a robot?

And who’s Clyde?

I'M Clyde!

WOAH!…are you also an alien?

Do I look like a human? Do the three tentacles on my head not give' ya a clue?

Course I'm an alien! And you're one of those Mechanical walkin' steel thingies, right?

Well!…you don’t, but aliens can look like anything! So what if there was an alien out there who disguised itself as a human?

Also the word is robot…but it’s still so cool to see two aliens!

Now wouldn't that be interesting? You wouldnt be able to tell the difference between a real human and an alien, I imagine!

And it is quite interesting to see a robot, a sentient one at that! The only robots on my planet are at the doctors office purely just to help us out.

Woah…That’s what robots do on this “Zigma-B”? Interesting!

And I’m not the only one! There’s this other robot out there name Carl and he’s adorable! He has beautiful blue eyes and he’s gold just like you in a way!

Robots on my planet don't have the minds to think, unlike you! They only work and work for hours, I feel bad for them sometimes.. I've always wished to see one who can think and here we are!

really?! Wow!!! That sounds amazing! Two of them the better!! Sounds awfully exciting..

Clyde just exploded that thing that was here before me into smithereens with a space gun! Eeekkk!!

Well, he was nice enough to let me take it's place though..

I love that guy..

Ooo! A space gun? That sounds cool!

What was here before you? Was it an UFO? Are you an alien? Or…a robot?

And who’s Clyde?

I'M Clyde!

WOAH!…are you also an alien?

Do I look like a human? Do the three tentacles on my head not give' ya a clue?

Course I'm an alien! And you're one of those Mechanical walkin' steel thingies, right?

Well!…you don’t, but aliens can look like anything! So what if there was an alien out there who disguised itself as a human?

Also the word is robot…but it’s still so cool to see two aliens!

Now wouldn't that be interesting? You wouldnt be able to tell the difference between a real human and an alien, I imagine!

And it is quite interesting to see a robot, a sentient one at that! The only robots on my planet are at the doctors office purely just to help us out.

Clyde just exploded that thing that was here before me into smithereens with a space gun! Eeekkk!!

Well, he was nice enough to let me take it's place though..

I love that guy..

Ooo! A space gun? That sounds cool!

What was here before you? Was it an UFO? Are you an alien? Or…a robot?

And who’s Clyde?

Oh my!! Hello, you're such a pretty robot!!

I'm Connie!! And yes, I'm an alien! I know I don't have green skin and the likes, but rest assured, I am.

And as for Clyde, well..

Woaw…a real alien…that’s so cool!! And thank you!!

What planet do you come from? The Moon? Saturn? Venus?

WAIT!

Do you come from a star…

Close! I originate from all the way from Zigma-B! But I do have a good view of those planets, especially the Moon!! Ah, the moon is so beautiful!

Clyde just exploded that thing that was here before me into smithereens with a space gun! Eeekkk!!

Well, he was nice enough to let me take it's place though..

I love that guy..

Ooo! A space gun? That sounds cool!

What was here before you? Was it an UFO? Are you an alien? Or…a robot?

And who’s Clyde?

Oh my!! Hello, you're such a pretty robot!!

I'm Connie!! And yes, I'm an alien! I know I don't have green skin and the likes, but rest assured, I am.

And as for Clyde, well..

i know i keep posting about fat old men but i genuinely do not think anyone here wants to hear me talk about food. i just be making it low key

i wan he a r ab it

annetta just told me to "prepare for the heat death of the universe" my sister in christ have you forgotten about Fat Girl Fall

why did i say my sister in christ that's a christian people thing.

annetta-little-fishy

What are you gonna do? Transform?

annetta-little-fishy

HAHA

roola-regoolation

just noticed your banner ♥️♥️ who's that handsome man?

master-shake-the-mic-ruler

lol

annetta-little-fishy

DAMNIT

Well uh

Mid!

Who's that dreamy lil guy?

me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

magicalmoonglow

@howdoitype027 @ahthesufferingneverends @iamcath0024 Okay. I just thought of an amazing idea , what if we do an online promotion that'll make more people want to call the Yi0s for help.

Hmm.. what exactly would we do, though?

hm.. im kida hungy for tothpast

It's been a while since someone's done something stupid and started a chain reaction of even stupider things.

I hope I'm not jinxing myself by posting this...

lem me et specil wepon!

No.

FUCK UUUU! IT LOKS YUMY

How? How in the world does it look yummy? Does anything not look appetizing to you?!

cuz it does! it loks like a tasty tomato

You can't eat everything you see. You'll get sick.

NUH UH!!

lyinf iin mai bede.... voizezs iin mai hedd... a breckenhart... am missn yew.. i ay domnt kno wut to dew.. but soh ay jus cri... ay need yew...

so dows iii

😭😭😭😭💔💔💔

iz oki :((

am so sad

sam @howdoitype027 sayz i not alowed to eat special wepon

sqid gurl sayes salti foode eys bad..

ignor hr!

lyinf iin mai bede.... voizezs iin mai hedd... a breckenhart... am missn yew.. i ay domnt kno wut to dew.. but soh ay jus cri... ay need yew...

so dows iii

😭😭😭😭💔💔💔

iz oki :((

am so sad

sam @howdoitype027 sayz i not alowed to eat special wepon

It's been a while since someone's done something stupid and started a chain reaction of even stupider things.

I hope I'm not jinxing myself by posting this...

lem me et specil wepon!

No.

FUCK UUUU! IT LOKS YUMY

How? How in the world does it look yummy? Does anything not look appetizing to you?!

cuz it does! it loks like a tasty tomato

It's been a while since someone's done something stupid and started a chain reaction of even stupider things.

I hope I'm not jinxing myself by posting this...

lem me et specil wepon!

No.

FUCK UUUU! IT LOKS YUMY

It's been a while since someone's done something stupid and started a chain reaction of even stupider things.

I hope I'm not jinxing myself by posting this...

lem me et specil wepon!

lyinf iin mai bede.... voizezs iin mai hedd... a breckenhart... am missn yew.. i ay domnt kno wut to dew.. but soh ay jus cri... ay need yew...

so dows iii

😭😭😭😭💔💔💔

iz oki :((

am so sad

sam @howdoitype027 saiz i couldnt et the special wepon datz so sad

lyinf iin mai bede.... voizezs iin mai hedd... a breckenhart... am missn yew.. i ay domnt kno wut to dew.. but soh ay jus cri... ay need yew...

so dows iii

😭😭😭😭💔💔💔