I'd bite you in a heartbeat

Jay, she/they, 20s, UK time. // mostly general shitposts but occasional fandom stuff (if there's vampires I'm probably there) // current: TLT, IWTV, D20, WBN, various videogames // other blogs: header from inactive gif blog, cottagecore @theboneshelf, the same (mostly) daily snake @snake-drinking-gif-every-day // i have long abandoned tagging anything its a free-for-all in here sorry

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[parkchanwoohoo]

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[maja-paja]

[only-alter-idem]

gideon you stupid lesbian stop trying to be cool we all see that your heart is hurting keenly

[jovaline]

my sister has been reading the books and texting me about them, and I have the brainworms again.

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[aidaughter]

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

[gayvampyr]

it really pisses me off when adults sit there and drill it into kids’ heads that their youth is fleeting and tell them things like “enjoy your childhood while it lasts because this is the best it’s gonna get”. why are you telling children that adulthood is the worst thing they can experience? seriously what the fuck is wrong with you, why are you trying to make them feel like growing up is a fate worse than death? trying to convince them their life is over before it even begins? i’m tired of that shit. because tell my why my 12 year old cousin told me when she turns 30 she’ll be so depressed she’s just gonna cry all the time. what the fuck. kids don’t need to hear that their already stressful and overwhelming lives are never going to get better, that the abuse and lack of autonomy they face is apparently the highlight of their lives. they need to hear about adults who are happy to be alive and happy to have made it to their age. they need to know that growing up rules, it’s a gift and life does not have to suck for them, that they have a future that’s worth sticking around for. this rhetoric is so damaging mentally and i’m about to start hitting the adults who parrot it. i’m sorry you hate your life but you don’t get to dump your issues on these kids. don’t piss me off and leave these babies alone!

[ozempicofficial]

[stargazing-zani]

In universe Project Hail Mary memes upon ye

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[generic-internet-name]

you can't get out that way!

[generic-internet-name]

that's not very helpful.

[generic-internet-name]

maybe the open window will help.

[generic-internet-name]

try the open window instead.

[cosmogenous]

jobs for girls who can't focus and are tired all the time and aren't rlly that good looking and get startled easily

[the-great-kraken]

newsreader just had to genuinely ask this man "why would an intergalactic warrior want to stand for election in clacton" unserious fucking country

[noze2222]

LMAOOOOOOO

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[targetedknowledge]