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How I Got Here

I have no idea

How I got all the way here

I’m a great big mess

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Gone So Long

I’ve been gone so long I barely remember it,

the place I once called home; inside is emptiness.

Barren with drab white walls,

I hear their voices echo as I roam the halls.

My feet thud, thud, thudding on the floor

every creak and crack guiding me to the door.

A child used to live behind it unaware

of the pains she would eventually bare.

Without a care she played and sang

and danced and laughed

an…

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you’re gonna want to turn on sound for this one

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whatever you’re expecting I can guarantee you’re wrong

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This post is so important.

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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

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Out of context gifs from old children’s tv shows really are the best.

Anime Wednesdays: My 100th Anime!!

When I was in college, I decided to keep a list of every anime I watched as a way to reminisce and reflect on all the shows I’ve seen so that years later I could remember not just what I watched but when and where I watched it. I’ve kept this list for about two years now and in that time I’ve seen quite a lot of titles, but last Saturday, I was finally able to add my 100th anime to the list. This…

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Okay but has this been done before?? Jurassic Titan

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The other day I had a really good idea for a story:

A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they can’t agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks it’s a cautionary tale about the stupidity of youth and shallow lust; the other group think it’s a beautiful tragedy about poisonous hatred conquered by love. Reconciliation seems impossible-

-then a person from one group falls in love with a person from the other

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#it would be better if somehow EVERY OTHER SHAKESPEARE WAS HAPPENING AT ONCE#like you got a benedict and beatice b-story#and then somebody see’s their dad’s ghost#and there’s cross-dressing#and three upperclassmen tell macbeth he will be drama club president

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oh my god I need this nobody dies but SEVEN PEOPLE ARE EXPELLED

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I said this before on someone else’s blog post but, copyright this shit and start writing please!! :D

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I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.

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I’ve decided that I want him to be played by Jeff Goldblum.

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petition to make this movie happen

magiclady93

Copyright that shit. Now!!

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“Mother of Dragons” by Wizyakuza

“As Daenerys Targaryen rose to her feet, her black hissed, pale smoke venting from its mouth and nostrils. The other two pulled away from her breasts and added their voices to the call, translucent wings unfolding and stirring the air, and for the first time in hundreds of years, the night came alive with the music of dragons.” ― George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

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GENETRIX

[noun]

1. mother.

2. female ancestor; ancestress.

Etymology: Latin from the stem of gignere, “to beget”.

[Josu Hernaiz - Mhysa]

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Literature Tuesday: My Thoughts on Animal Farm

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy New Year and Happy Valentine’s Day!!

These are pretty much all the holidays I missed celebrating on the site while I was busy doing other things, but I’m back now and I hope to stay longer than usual because I’ve really missed writing. I hope you all had great holidays and that the rest of this year will be a good one for you. Without further…

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