CHERRY☆BOMB

in the dark, we dance together

[agentveemo]

can no longer listen to criticisms of how dumb people are in horror movies because it’s been half a year of a pandemic and we still can’t convince people to do something as basic as putting a piece of cloth over their face.

[24ozsteak]

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

I don’t go to therapy or take any pills I just rawdog life and let my brain turn into soup

[wellbutrinboy]

not being able to identify ur own emotions be like. i’m in a mood. a moody mood. the kind of mood that feels…. moody

[asundergrowth]

Nice ass, sorry about the mental illness

Thank you king

[swarnpert]

i love when cats make that face when they lift their head to bump it into sometihng

[niedopalek]

“i get my energy from social interaction” “i get my energy from being alone” i get MYenergy from my Sacred Amulet.

[chusovitina]

"Tumblr users who weren't here before the porn ban..." bro we were all here before the porn ban. No one new has joined.

[firefox-official]

i am both the court jester and the king he entertains

[vulture-jack]

Me, about to be killed in a horror movie by a sweet looking monster: Oh sick creature design glad I got to see it up clo

[abdulllahma]

once you stop looking, things find you

[argumate]

psychological researcher placing a marshmallow on a plate: I just have to step out of the room for a bit and then when I come back you can eat this.

me: *nods solemnly*

researcher returning to find two marshmallows on the plate: what the fuck

[dat-soldier]

If i could install mods in real life i’d replace my footsteps with the mario 64 ones

[hustlerose]

shut up nerd. i would give myself 65 pound anime boobs and 10x running speed 

[dat-soldier]

i mean me too but with mario 64 footsteps

[noshadeintheshadowofthecross]

posts on here are like ‘everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally’ (25,000 notes)

[milf-adjacent]

Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally

[swordknight-m-deactivated202010]

a kinnie deleting and freeing up all of their hoarded urls is the tumblr equivalent of dying in a game and dropping all your loot

[lecata]

you deserve someone who thinks you’re too important to lose