Magic Morgan

[rhinco]

inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I seem to have accidentally stumbled onto Indeed For Creatures

[shutyourmoustache]

PLAGUE! PLAGUE! PLAGUE! PLAGUE!

[woman-becomer]

probiotic drinks are so funny. we put a billion guys in here

[probable-autist]

[fairycosmos]

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

[angelshake]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”

[notarobot1006]

[jetlaggingbehind]

#did we all collectively forget why Big Brother was called that

[mothyr]

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

[plainclothes2025]

bork is on sale

[rocketbirdie]

faithful depiction of the weather report i saw in my dream last night

[queer-as-city-folk]

Hope for the democratic party?

[javascrypt]

you will have coworkers more incompetent than you could even dream of

[seobot]

[smeedge]

whys he buying groceries at sprouts

[moonrisetowers]

?

[kaylmao]

the public transportation pervert gets off at every stop

[omtai]

Is that a banana in your back pocket or is your penis just on backwards