Oh, shit. there goes the planet.

Aspiring animator and sometimes cosplayer

[hardstoplucas1]

Those people that constantly talk to the TV (news channel)

[kirby-the-gorb]

[hkdmz]

[maliketh]

[r0zeclawz]

SNOOPY NO!! STOP!!!

[glisteringlord]

[i-homeostasis]

dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 

[i-homeostasis]

LIKE THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A PERSON’S BACKYARD. LIKE YEA A LITTLE DUSTY MAYBE THERE WAS A SANDSTORM BUT THAT’S COOL I’M JUST GONNA WALK DOWN TO THE STORE P S Y C H YOU’RE ON MARS BICH!

[schro-dingus-deactivated2023030]

i hate to be rude and intrude on this post but we have decent pictures of the surface Venus too! 

[jumpingjacktrash]

#venus has a low render distance

[thecraftychemist]

See also below Saturn’s moon, Titan. Mars has a blue horizon at sunset so it looks even more Earth-like in this image:

Source

Also: Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko

[ultraviolet-divergence]

So it’s not quite snowing on Churyumov–Gerasimenko, unfortunately; the white specks are artifacts of cosmic rays impinging on the CCDs in the camera, as well as a rotating starfield in the background (since the comet is spinning). A few specks could be dust. But, holy shit, that’s the surface of a comet. That’s a spot you could in theory cling to for dear life sit down on. The Cliffs of Comet 76p are a place. 

If that isn’t the neatest shit I don’t know what is.

[dorkery]

[kingofthehilltoday]

(Comic by @BrendanPham4 on twitter, uploaded with permission, click this link to view the original upload, IDs are in the alt text of this image)

[tiktokstowatch]

[not-buggy]

Customer: *Squilliam voice* On your lunch break, Squiddy? Employee: *Squidward voice* Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! Customer: Still playing the cash register, are we? *Squilliam laugh*

[davidrussell323]

[pitchblackdragon]

[guerrillatech]

[thickness-protection-program]

White on white violence

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

The Josh fight post is already long so I’m posting this separately but please look at the coronation of Little Josh

[darwindrawz]

UPDATES ON THE JOSH FIGHT!

According to Fawcette, the main streamer of the event, the amount of Joshes who turned up is about 75-100 Joshes. Any streams are really laggy, but for those who couldn’t tune in here are some pics:

These were taken from a laggy stream, but as you can see the turnout is massive. The crowd is estimated to be at least 200 people.

The latest winner from the series of Josh fights is “Tiny Josh”, a four year old child who was inducted into the battle. As of right now, the bearer for the title of “The One True Josh” is the original Josh Swain.

Updates will continue if the stream stops lagging.

[darwindrawz]

UPDATE:

Apparently there is someone here known as “Big Josh.” Big Josh is getting ready to battle the remaining Joshes. Let’s pray for these poor souls.

[darwindrawz]

UPDATE:

CROWD NUMBERS WAY EXCEED PREVIOUS ESTIMATES. THE TOTAL TURNOUT AS OF RIGHT NOW IS SPECULATED TO BE CLOSE TO A THOUSAND PEOPLE.

“Special Joshes” now include:

Knight Josh

Dog Josh

Lil Josh

Gillie Suit Josh

Rambo Josh

Ninja Josh

People are lining up to meet the Josh known as “The One True Josh”. He is the original Josh Swain and has gathered a cult following like some sort of modern day Jesus.

While Josh Swain has been dubbed the One True Josh by his followers, the official One True Josh has been declared.

THE WINNER OF JOSH FIGHT IS....

LITTLE JOSH.

Little Josh has received 6000$ as a prize to donate to a children’s hospital in Nebraska. He truly is the One True Josh.

[mashallah]

2020 ending credits

[hardstoplucas1]

When the bowl is left outside on Halloween

[egberts]