[twilightofthesandwiches]

Congratulations! You have been Isekai’d to a D&D world! Spin this Wheel of Every D&D Monster and Creature to see what you have been reborn as!

How do you feel about your result?

HELL YEAH THIS IS PERFECT!!! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED!!

I’m so AWESOME now oh my god!!!!!

This is great!!

Yeah, this is good!

I guess this is fine?

I feel utterly neutral about my new form

This new form has so many upsides and downsides… I feel conflicted…

I think this is kinda bad?

Oh no, this is very bad…

This is terrible!!

This is TERRIBLE I am so miserable right now!!!!!

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Voting ended onFeb 17

[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

[fiollaigean]

in the post-interview thank you note

[animentality]

[aqueerkettleofish]

IIRC, they had to terminate the project because the crows were attacking humans who were smoking cigarettes in order to get the "butt."

[biglawbear]

Let The Crows Force You To Quit Smoking

[aroace-polyshow]

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Wait, it's a sex thing? I've always assumed it was a supervillain giving his henchman orders to destroy the lithe young hero invading his evil lair.

[hobbular]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yes exactly!

[snailfarts]

[hotvampireadjacent]

I shouldn’t be laughing…

[loveridden1999]

[toad-soup]

“Haunting the narrative” but it’s the procedures at your job the person before you put in place

[riacte]

do you see this shit my liege

[kaijuno]

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

[ikebanaka]

SHUT

[typhus-andronicus]

[fucko]

feeling extremely threatened right now

[otiksimr]

Poorly drawn Feebas line

[389]

Antofagasta de la Sierra - a volcanic field in Argentina

[theehorsepusssy]

[demonicae]

[the-upper-shelf]

Some Pokesona sketches!

[neonscrapyard]

well, i think you're beautiful <3

[art by me - neonscrapyard]

instagram || etsy

[catchymemes]

[anxietyproblem]

[frontmansdefender]

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