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reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

mom: can you do me a favor?

me: will you pay me?

mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?

me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.

tokyotomato-deactivated20201119

i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break

abluntbabe

I just started Fullmetal Alchemist and I’m not gonna lie, I was not expecting that giant ass piece of spiky fucking death metal to be an adorable, nice little boy.

#lecter

seriousjones

*puts on my nicest clothes to go to gamestop*

taco-bell-rey

when people who can’t sing never stop singing

m-lissa

Looking for your dreamie in ACNL?

I’m starting a cycling town! The sole purpose is to find dreamies for you guys 😻😻

Go ahead and reblog this post and say 1 or 2 of your dream villagers you’re looking for and I’ll write down your URL and choices , and if I get the cuties you desire you can have them for FREE!!

I’ve been playing AC for 12 years and I just want to help you all out. I’ll write them all down, so signal boost this!

I don’t have many animal crossing followers, so please reblog for others to see!!

magicwwand

ankha and rosie!!