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[dalishgirlfriend]

𝕭𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔡𝔟𝔬𝔯𝔫𝔢 օյ/–

[haxa-ns-deactivated20210415]

[gamgee]

varieties of clown, ranked from best to worst:

jester (noble, refined, revered ancestor of all modern clowns)

fool (similar to a jester, but less commercial, more dedicated to everyday clownery, usually does it for the love of the game rather than success)

regular clown (standard, not much else to say!)

rodeo clown (brave but brutish, no sense of subtlety or nuance)

mime (doesnt laugh, untrustworthy, frequently trapping themselves within spaces invisible to non-clowns <– stupid)

anyone who juggles

feel free to add to this but if you reorder it ill kill you with my hands

[draeneis]

7. you

[gamgee]

post cancelled, nobody is allowed to be mean to me

[canigetuhhhperhaps]

When they laugh at your outfit but mom said you’re a handsome young man

[aurorae-nox]

This took so long to set up but it was 1000% worth it.

[nero-draco]

Daily Login.

[eggings]

apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is

[offi95]

a legend

[powerfulwizard]

Imagine being attracted to someone named “Greg” or “Kevin” and saying those names in sex. That’s disgusting!!

[androidmunemune]

[powerfulwizard]

Do you think showing me some balding anime dude will change my mind

[no2kami]

@gaygothur that “anime” dude is named Greg Universe and your saying that Rose Quartz or aka Pink Diamond is digusting

[powerfulwizard]

Yeah those are definitely some words but also what the hell do they mean

[silver-tongues-blog]

greg universe is a wonderful person who put his music carreer on hold to be with the woman he loved and lived in a van for years after she passed away so he could financially support his son while he was living with his aunts. Even after he got a lot of money from a song he wrote years ago, he still made sure it went towards supporting his son. greg universe is a wonderful human being.

[powerfulwizard]

I don’t think he did any those things at all, and I think it might be because he doesn’t exist.

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[skypig357]

Lmao

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

modern art

[cuentosallaround]

Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? I’ve watched this 20 times in the last half hour, I still don’t know what they are saying half the time, but it doesn’t seem to matter because i’ve been crying my eyes out laughing for the entire last half hour …

[vergak]

what the fuck is this from i gotta know

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

it’s called letterkenny and it’s about a man who gets dumped and then goes on to shirk his pacifism and reclaim and hold his title as the toughest dude in the rural town of letterkenny ontario. every episode cold opens like this in increasingly bizarre ways.

[shiftingpath]

I read the bit about not being able to parse what’s being said and then I read the bit about it being set in this fuckin province, and I thought, like, what kind of accent could they possibly use that was so incomprehensible while still setting it in northern goddamn Ontario? and actually, okay, you know what, despite having lived immersed in it my entire life I’m not sure i’ve ever seen this exact accent on tv before, it is just weird to see actors using it

[neonbonsaii]

My cousins grew up with the guy who wrote this show and is the main actor. It’s scary accurate for hick town Ontario (it’s based on the town of Listowel) and apparently some of the characters are based so closely on real people that they’ve recognized themselves while watching.

[gayworstenemy-deactivated201803]

ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT IN THOSE SHADES OR PLAY POKER STARS DOT COM

[sortyourlifeoutmate]

Distribute some free literature.

[cyrilthewolf]

I lived near Ontario in rural NY and we picked up this sort of similar affect. It’s so scary how true-to-life this is in that area of the contintent

[gentlepanpirate]

I’m just gonna leave a link to season one episode one right here…

annnnnnd here’s all of season one

annnnnnnnnnnnnnd all of season two

Don’t say I never did anything for ya. Enjoy glorious Canadian humor.

[copperbadge]

SEASON THREE PREMIERES THIS CANADA DAY

I AM PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT IT. 

[thetiniestbabby]

THAT WAS THE GREATEST ALLITERATIVE MASTERPIECE I HAVE EVER SEEN

[michaelhanekes]

All 3 generations of Godzilla suit wearers walking down the street together

[plantfunerals]

that street must be huge

[mansionbasement]

Cut Content from Bloodborne (2015) - credit #1 | #2

[raspberrychainsaw]

[dyrus]

the real reason to hold a gun in vrchat

[paulsebert]

[shoujo-addict]

野崎くんログ7

[theweirdwideweb]

[monstercub]

Wtf is that? A storm elemental?

[monkeysaysficus]

Ball lightning fuck me all the way up

[emotiona1shorty]

Excuse me what the fuck is this

[ichorandpride]

you literally captured whats called “ball lightning” which is the rarest form of lighting

its so rare that we dont even know how it forms other than by heat, static electricity, and humidity

[freecrackk]