Eye Ninety Five

So you're gonna merge onto I-95 northbound to Maine, and eventually go onto I-295 N and keep following the signs for the New Jersey Turnpike and Delaware Memorial Bridge, okay? Are you with me? So, merge on to the Turnpike, follow the signs for the Garden State Parkway, and take the exit toward NJ-17 N. Now, keep left. You wanna end up on I-87 heading towards Albany; you're gonna be here for like 30 miles before taking exit 23 to I-787. Here you're gonna keep left and then take the right two lanes down exit 9E for NY-7 E to Troy. Stay on NY-7 E and eventually you'll pass a Popeyes on your right (this is how you know you're going the right way). You're gonna take a right to stay on NY-7 E and now you're in Vermont! Congratulations! If you turn left to go onto W Main St, the Dollar General will be on your left in 0.8 miles

[crabsandbeer]

Egret in flight at Bombay Hook. by Kevin B. Moore

[sungrowscold]

Drop Nineteens during Drop Nineteens in Concert at CBGB'S - 1992 at CBGB'S in New York City, New York, United States. (Photo by Steve Eichner/WireImage)

[mst3kgifs]

I've never been there. And my birthday's coming up. Hint hint.

[shnehollander]

rewatching lost and making it everyones problem — golf course in 1x09

[shnehollander]

rewatching lost and making it everyones problem ↪ S1 + colors

[liverpool-enjoyer]

my absolute favorite thing about lost is that it is genuinely, unironically, about the friends we made along the way

[protocolmemaybe]

[usernameyettocome]

oh alice dyer from my horror podcast we’re really in it now aren’t we

[james-spooky]

grab your shirts everybody WE MADE IT!!!!!!!

[a-book-of-creatures]

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

[weltenwellen]

Buttercream Joy Sullivan

[glubby]

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

[glubby]

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

the worthikids song ive been listening to on loop this week is fifteen blows 

[persisting]

I think mostly what young fandom types (and I guess younger people in general) who are very very invested in the idea that “20 is still basically a minor” need to understand is that the feeling of “I’m just a child pretending to be an adult, and everyone else around me is a REAL adult” is DEEPLY universal (and won’t stop, ever, by the way, sorry!) and also is not, like, praxis.

Believe me, I get it, but the self-infantilization needs to stop, especially when you’re trying to engage in conversations about actual children and the harms they can face. Yes, it is scary to wake up and realize you’re 22 and you still feel like you’re 15, but it happens to all of us. You’re an adult. You have to deal with it.

[asthedeathoflight]

My favorite quirk of American English is that since we're constantly exaggerating, sometimes it's more intense to say something slightly less intense. Because like, it means you actually thought about it.

"you look great!" - normal. Anyone could say this. Could be true or could just be lying to be nice. Very normal expected thing to say to someone

"you look good." - gay as hell thing to say to someone.

[asthedeathoflight]

This post getting a lot of notes is good for my ego but bad for my social life because its actually about me failing to not flirt with someone

[tenmistakes]

Bruce: Jason, you have to let Joker face the justice system! You can’t take retribution into your own hands!

Also Bruce: *fucking lies to CPS about Jason’s death to protect his fursona ergo not seeking justice for Jason through the courts*

[tenmistakes]

Don’t keep this in the tags now 👏

[the-muppet-joker]

Wait Guys, I've Got It:

Muppets American Psycho

Ally Beardsley as Patrick Batemen

My mind is spinning with Muppet Options. Kermit as Jean. Gonzo as Luis. Fozzie as Donald. Just. Fucking. There's too much to do. I think I'm onto something really big here. For God's sakes somebody help me cast these muppets I'm freaking out im freaking the fuck out