missing undies: if found please return.
isn’t washing another’s clothes when they’re borrowed just common courtesy? i mean, i don’t know what someone else might have done to them. the person who stole them in the first place could have … < visibly shudders > used them as a napkin or something. … ehh, no problem. …
d-don't say you borrowed 'em it makes it sound like you used 'em ... .. ( /he waves his hands in front of him in an attempt to get the other to stop talking ; just stop ... just stop right there. i don't wanna be thinking about what happened to my underwear when i wasn't looking. ( /he wants to just walk away and be done with the conversation but he thinks maybe he should build some relationships in case things start to get hairy; hey i ... got some junk from the machine too ... you want anything i got?













