Mags

Shitpost and art heaven Respect trans rights or I’ll steal your rib cage.

[magpie-is-burning]

My lackluster career is built off shiposting and memes.

[magpie-is-burning]

I haven’t peed since 2016, please help, I’m in constant agony.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Lesbian Tea?

Society socializes us to label all affection between women as platonic, to the point that many wlw internalize it and will at some point fail to recognize when their romantic interest is reciprocated. Please have more faith in yourself and your love, and try to be direct and communicate clearly with your potential romantic partners. You deserve to freely love and be loved.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

also tiddies, stomachs, and thighs are all soft and pleasant, there is no wrong way to be squishy

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there is no wrong way to be squishy

[mobbothetrue]

What if your bones are squishy

Squishy teeth

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

one wrong way to be squishy

[magpie-is-burning]

Gaud, you said one wrong way to be squishy but there are two things.

Which one is wrong, Gaud Daddy.

[magpie-is-burning]

Fuck it. Buses are too mainstream, I am only using trolleys from now on.

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[umuothedragon]

What a mad lad

[magpie-is-burning]

Florida man does insane shit, Russian man fucks everything, Chicago man steals stuff and plots to overthrow the government.

[magpie-is-burning]

Sorry I forgot to mention that Florida fucks things too, Russian man just does it more.

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[umuothedragon]

What a mad lad

[magpie-is-burning]

Florida man does insane shit, Russian man fucks everything, Chicago man steals stuff and plots to overthrow the government.

[magpie-is-burning]

Ok so just like-

What the fuck is the deal with soap.

Why does it always need to be “men’s body wash” or “woman’s skin care” like are you implying that woman don’t wash their bodies and that men don’t care about there skin? Why can’t it just be “body wash”

I’m so confused someone please tell me.

[magpie-is-burning]

Ok so-

Cum can simply be boiled down to being liquid children.

You are welcome.

[magpie-is-burning]

I think this is my aesthetic

[magpie-is-burning]

Lmao I made this when I hadn’t figured out I was nb yet.

Funny times.

[magpie-is-burning]

I think this is my aesthetic

[incorrect-starkid]

Zazzalil, to Jemilla: One universe. Nine Planets. One earth. Seven continents, seven seas. 195 countries. 809 islands. And I was lucky enough to meet you.

Jemilla, muttering: There are eight planets...

Zazzalil: VIVA LA PLUTO! FUCK YOU!

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[magpie-is-burning]

Mood

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[magpie-is-burning]

Sameeeee

[incorrect-starkid]

Jemilla: You lit Ducker on fire?!

Zazzalil: Yeah but you should’ve heard what he said to me!

Jemilla: What did he say?

Zazzalil: He said “What are you gonna do? Set me on fire?”

[vintage-foods]

[tylerjaaay]

What if they got married

[magpie-is-burning]

Yes

[criticalrole-incorrectquotes]

(jester): what are they in for?

(zookeeper): this isn’t a prison.

(jester): so they can leave?

(zookeeper): well no.

(jester): *pointing to meerkat* i bet that one killed somebody.