Incorrect Quotes

your local (not always) family friendly incorrect quotes from starkid (i just post what ppl ask for<3)

[incorrect-starkid]

ted: happy saint patricks day! the day of my people !

paul: you’re not irish, though.

ted: binge drinkers

[incorrect-starkid]

hi incorect starkid, it's tedgens anon! it's been years now and i kust wanna ask how you've been fella

-tedgens anon :0

hi tedgens anon omg !! im doing great tbh just been trying to get back into sk :) how’ve you been the last two(???) years?

[tedgens-anon]

i am doing great!! not exactly into starkid anymore but i will always remember my roots

it's been a wild few years indeed

[incorrect-starkid]

same tbh but im just sitting here waiting for npmd, hoping it refuels my special interest🤞🤞

[incorrect-starkid]

hi incorect starkid, it's tedgens anon! it's been years now and i kust wanna ask how you've been fella

-tedgens anon :0

hi tedgens anon omg !! im doing great tbh just been trying to get back into sk :) how’ve you been the last two(???) years?

[incorrect-starkid]

paul: surely not EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting. it’s a statistical improbability

emma: exactly. like there had to be one or two clumsy lazy fucks like me

ted: can’t be too sure. they were fast as lightning

[incorrect-starkid]

hey its been like... close to three years since we last talked and we barely talked even then but I hope you're doing good :) - attorney in a hurry anon

hi omg ?? im doing alright tbh, just not posting as much T-T. how are u aiah :0

[incorrect-starkid]

i need npmd to come sooner so i can have a starkid hyperfixation again

[incorrect-starkid]

steph: the french have given us many good things

peter: like french toast !

steph: i meant the guillotine but sure

peter:

peter: um okay anyways-

[incorrect-starkid]

paul: you really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

charlotte: several traffic violations

ted: three counts of resisting arrest

bill: roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks

emma: also, that’s not our car

[incorrect-starkid]

ted: happy saint patricks day! the day of my people !

paul: you’re not irish, though.

ted: binge drinkers

[incorrect-starkid]

ethan: what’s it called when you kill your best friend?

lex: murder ????

ethan: ……homiecide

[incorrect-starkid]

paul: i broke my pinky when i was younger, so it’s hard to bend it completely

emma: then how do you make promises anyone?

paul: in blood.

emma:

paul:

emma: alright well-

[incorrect-starkid]

grace: things could be worse, you know!

steph: how

grace: how what ?

steph: how could it be worse ???

grace: oh it couldn’t! i lied :D

[incorrect-starkid]

steph: oh don’t worry, we have a permit

pete: *nods and hands the jer(r)y/is a piece of paper*

jerry: this just says “we do what we want”

[incorrect-starkid]

ted: you love me right bill?

bill: ....normally i’d say yes without hesitation, but i feel like this is going somewhere and i don’t think i like it.

[incorrect-starkid]

bill: *rolls over in his sleep and knees ted in the ribs*

ted: ow you kneed me

bill, half asleep: yeah i do need you

ted, softly: oh,,,

[incorrect-starkid]

ted: we have fun here. dont we, paul?

paul: i’ve never been more stressed out in my life

[incorrect-starkid]

zazzalil: the risk i took was calculated

jemilla: YOU ALMOST DIED ?!

zazzalil: i never said i was good at math