Magpie's hoard of trinkets

she/any pronouns • español/english • occasional art posts • multifandom (whatever rots my brain just right) • NSFW humour untagged!! you've been warned • Safe LGBTQ+ blog

[ferricsailor]

tryin so hard to be cool while being pet like a puppy

[sabertoothwalrus]

guy who definitely doesn't blame himself for anything or has self-destructive tendencies

[sour-echinacea]

in some way i have failed every single social interaction i have ever had

[heckyswag]

after another accident

[draculaflow3]

You should have reblogged that from me… ME…!

[a-pile-of-dolls]

[wordfather]

ingrown hairs are cowards. why are you hiding

[hp-officejet-3830]

Yeah but if I was an unwanted piece of hair I might crawl back to where I came from for support too

[wordfather]

dont do this me. dont make me feel bad for ingrown hairs. i have enough problems

[sztefa001]

Well if they know they're unwanted how about stop growing? Honestly I would just give up if I were them.

[hp-officejet-3830]

Never give up just because someone makes you feel unwanted

[wordfather]

stop philosophizing my ingrown hairs

[wordfather]

tumblr is a site that makes you shit like stop philosophizing my ingrown hairs

[louthegreatfurrry]

yeah

[wordfather]

[chau-draws]

REGULAR YAOI ISN’T ENOUGH!!! I NEED THEM TO SPIRITUALLY MERGE AT A COSMIC LEVEL!!!!!!!!!

[jisuto]

[netnel]

[mudwerks]

Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.

[radetzkymarch]

[modwyr]

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

[birdandmoon]

Heat waves.

[shino-dgs]

2026.7.7 Enjoy the show!

[rubyyogurt]

[kaijusaur]

🥺 ‘routines’

[handsometimr]

Girl with a Moon Earring

[malibuklaus]