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It’s 2026 and we’re still doing butt/stank/fart stuff in Adventure Time: Side Quests in “Let It Roll”?? Jake should morph himself into a gun so I can blow my brains out.

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It's unbelievable that Spilling the Milk is still becoming a shitty channel. Twice did they ruin series finales by not taking them seriously.

Such as laughing at Frenchie's burial and Kimiko grieving in the series finale of The Boys, or just recently in the Amazing Digital Circus finale--where Jack wishes that Pomni was Black (why, exactly??), him making a fart joke regarding watching it in the theater, and to further make me swear off watching the channel, both him and Kor joyously referencing High School Musical just because Pomni said "we're all in this together". And it made me want to punch my screen like that one meme.

I'm fucking sick and tired of these braindead kids refusing to take anything seriously and fucking up very serious and poignant moments. They have no respect for anything. Why won't they ever grow tf for once in their pathetic goddamn lives??

Fuck Jack, fuck Kor and fuck Eden too. I just wanna punch Kor's ugly-ass Laurence Fishburne teeth out of his mouth. Has he ever heard of dentistry?

I recently watched Sorta Stupid and even they are not immune to being immature braindead kids, such as repeatedly going "impervious puss" in their Roger Rabbit review. But at least they didn't repeatedly goon over Elastigirl.

The only reaction channel I find respectable is CinePals, mainly because the members are Millennials (my gen camp) who don't make edgy jokes or bs pop culture references that have nothing to do with that they're watching.

Zoomers have fucked up this decade and are the reason as to why the 2020s is the worst decade ever. If anybody can redirect me to other Millennial reaction channels other than CinePals, then please do so.

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Because this is the 2020s, of course Riley "Zooble" Verselis is non-binary and Grant "Kinger" Best has wifed a Black woman and have two biracial kids together. This decade will never stop being woke, will it?

That's what conservative people would say if they saw the finale.

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I already forgot about what song was in Mating Season where Ray sings "Holy shit I'm flying" funny line 😂

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I'm giving up on fanfics again. I wrote one as a crossover of Family Guy and American Dad (with Meg and Steve) and a Bob's Burgers fanfic. Then I get DMed by three separate people bleeding my bank account dry with their prices for commissions of my fanfics. One of them being with Steve and Meg, which is currently in the process of being finalized. Another one had been cancelled courtesy of me because I blocked the person. Today, someone read my Bob's Burgers fanfic and tried the same thing, and not only did I block that person, but I decided to say goodbye to fanfics because now on AO3, people like me are getting scammed for commissions and I have no idea how the person who read my BB fanfic found my Discord account and reached out to me. I didn't put it out there.

So that's that. Commission scammers ruined creating fanfics for me.

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Four cans of 10mg THC orange dreamsicle diet sodas and an entire THC gummy bar (50mg, 5mg per gummy) had me stoned all day while watching the premiere of Mating Season.

It's alright so far. It's no Big Mouth, but I wish a sequel series happened instead. Thankfully, nothing is entirely explicit enough for me to feel super uncomfortable. No animal genitalia is shown so far (unless you count anuses as one). The concept of the dating world in the animal wildlife life was interesting.

I won't be surprised if this show ends up getting prematurely canned like Human Resources.

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Family Guy can fuck off with their Big Mouth jab when they censored his junk during the Terminator parody. If only the show was a Comedy Central show, then it'd show off uncensored language and nudity. Or some other uncensored platform. Why did they have to get rid of Peter and Chris' nipples after Fat Gun and Boston Stewie, respectively?

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Nice to see Hugo (and Ron) back this season, along with Jimmy Sr. and Trev. Too bad it took until the literal end of the season for that to happen.

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So Nat has become a full blown psychopath attempting to run her limo boss off a ferry, only to reveal that she "Anger Management"-ed the entire road rage class for Linda, with everything set up. Anger Management sucks, and therefore so does this episode. Seriously, wtf

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2021 is when Big Mouth started and 2023 is when it ended. So the show retroactively takes place in an AU where Covid didn't happen and Trump won the 2020 election.

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Someone should catch me up on Meg's characterization in the recent seasons. I am lost here. Specifically, after her pregnancy to be a surrogate mother to Bruce and his partner's child. Did she become infertile afterwards as implied in "Boston Stewie" and was also mentioned in "The Edible Arrangement"? Again, I'm very much lost.

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The music video to No Doubt's cover of It's My Life but with Lola as Gwen Stefani, poisoning Nick with rat poison, running over Jay, electrocuting Andrew in his bathtub, being tried in court (which actually does remind me of Lola going insane on Judge Joe Brown) and being executed in the gas chamber. Then Nick, Jay and Andrew celebrate her televised execution in the afterlife.

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Jack and Kor can go fuck themselves for saying that people who like Big Mouth deserve to get punched. Well, I say you deserve to be shot for that.

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I wonder what Jay's hair looks like when it's not spiky or slicked back

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I am so glad Smiling Friends is over. Those last two episodes were garbage, especially the "uncle who treats his nephew like total garbage" that's been very goddamn stale for years. Seriously, can we stop giving Millennials the rights to do adult animation? Because they've turned out to be worse than Gen X-created adult animated shows from last decade. Smiling Friends was a change of pace, yes, but it got worse with each season. We really need to go back to the days when adult animated shows didn't have vulgar and shocking shit. The only ones that follow the PG-13 formula that are still on are The Simpsons, King of the Hill and Bob's Burgers. Vivienne Medrano made the genre worse and Zach Hadel and Michael Cusack tried to change it but it ended up worsening with each season. Adult animation needs to die out for once if it refuses to actually change.

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Wonder why Nick’s middle name is Arsenio. Does he have distant Italian, Portuguese or Spanish roots or was either Elliot or Diane a fan of Arsenio Hall?

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Oh, Big Mouth, they could never make me form any solid opinion on you...

On one hand, it drops plot lines like they're flies (Jesses crush on Ali, Ginas whole characters specifically her friendship with Lola, Jesse's fathers girlfriend and Jesse's baby sister etc), and some of the stuff that they show should've either been removed or implied and not out right shown (I had to skip multiple scenes and sometimes full episodes bc it was uncomfortable) and it retcons itself alot with the lore of the hormone monsters. It also flanderizes its characters a lot (Coach Steve, Andrew for a little while, Nick also for a little while) and it forgets that certain characters are supposed to be friends.

On the other hand, it portrays puberty realistically, and it can be sorta educational?? Puberty is weird and uncomfortable and scary, and I think the show portrays that greatly. I like the conversations that it has with consent, lgbtq, periods, double standards, harassment, AFABs being constantly shamed for their bodys, etc. Some of its songs can be like strangely good??

Like I won't fully praise the show or fully slander it ether, it isn't the holy grail of adult animated shows, and it isn't the spawn of Satan ether it's a weird melting pot