Musings of a Hedonistic Heathen

🔞No Minors🔞 ♒☀️ ♎🌙 ♏⬆️ 39 Genderfluid Enby Pan Polyam. System. Personal blog feedism fat liberation LGBTQIA+ rights. There Are Flowers Blooming In Antarctica. Also posting Feedism related stuff and a few other kinky things. This is also where I do my screaming into the void, so you'll find that too. Just heads up. I'm iffy with dms, asks are better.

[dionysian-bob]

Welcome Post

Since apparently there are new people on tumblr and I've gotten so many real people following me lately this seems necessary.

First

🔞NO ONE UNDER 18🔞

MINORS DNI

Second, if you're brand new to the show

Put your age in your bio

Pretty much anyone will just block you if you don't have your age up. Also write a short bio. If you don't have your age in your bio when you follow me you will be blocked. Yes I do check every new follower.

Also, if your page is blank and I don't read something in the bio like "I literally made this 5 seconds ago" then you'll be assumed a Bot and blocked. Also I reserve the right to vibe check your shit. If you don't pass, sorry, blocked.

-Important Stuff Over-

So welcome! If you didn't know before following me, this is a kink blog! I mostly reblog beautiful fat people and feedism related content. If you're not into that, that's fine, but you should probably leave. Also very 420 friendly. Chances are good I'm high right now.

Occasionally I post pics of myself, mostly these days I just madly ramble about my life or whatever is running through my head.

I'm also Nonbinary and Pansexual They/Any

Chances are if you come at me cold with sexual stuff, you're gonna fail the vibe check and get blocked. Just because I like to be a bit of a slut doesn't mean I'm just anyone's slut.

I'm more likely to respond to asks than DMs so if you have anything to ask or say, sending an ask is the best way. I am looking to make more friends, so feel free to send me something.

I'll add more if I think of anything else. Till then hope you enjoy my bullshit!

[skodasforge]

On April 4, 1841, William Henry Harrison, our 9th POTUS, became shortest serving President in US history by dying in office from pneumonia wildly believed to be have been caused by his decision to give a two hour inaugural address in the pouring rain without a coat or hat. Just a fun fact unrelated to this tweet.

[hanahollz]

[dionysian-bob]

Dear Tumblr staff,

You might really have something with that new "save post as image" button! I'm probably going to actually use this one.

Love,

Ed

[grifalinas]

My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”

[grifalinas]

Like “I realized that I was in the wrong and now I will work hard to atone” is good and all, but “how dare you infect me with morals” will always be so much more entertaining

[gh0sthoodie]

That moment the former baddie starts to walk away from some bad situation, almost gets out, and then just stops, curses, and turns around to go help?

*chef’s kiss* delicious

[grifalinas]

This one gets it

[villainessbian]

GLaDOS finding her conscience terrifying is peak villainous arc IMO

“I’ve heard voices all my life. But now I hear the voice of a conscience, and it’s terrifying. Because for the first time, it’s MY VOICE!” (scandalised) “I’m being serious- I think there’s something really wrong with me”

Your journey made me discover things about me that I’m haunted by

[the-haiku-bot]

Your journey made me

discover things about me

that I’m haunted by

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[funnier-as-a-feedist]

Redraw of my favorite pride flag of the season

[chubbychiquita]

[housecow]

i took this pic and seeing how round i was turned me on so i had to go eat about it

[ratgirl-deluxe]

you can do this thing called hug me a lot and it'll pay off because of my soft

[nonbinarybaddie]

Good girls/boys/theys can play with me once they finish their meal 😘🥰

[willgrahamscock]

I miss when we lived in a time where I wasn’t worried about accidentally engaging with ai slop

[stjohnstarling]

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

[fairie-jane]

If you want a woman to have fat titties and a fat ass but can't handle the accompanying fat tummy, arms, and legs, then you are a coward and your bloodline will not survive the winter.

[un-monstre]

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[authoratmidnight]

For comparison, this is a daffodil

[quietlygrousing]

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

[maejacrezz007]

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

[fractiousrvt]

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

[blood-trip-god2]

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

[delphinidin4]

This is a marigold:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

[jmtorres]

“buttercups” is a name applied to MANY flowers. in my part of the south it was this one:

imo there’s correct identifications of dandelions, daffodils, easter lilies and marigolds in this thread, but buttercups are simply impossible to agree on and the only solution is for everyone to post pictures of their local buttercups

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??

[demon-and-human]

Hello I would like to add to the confusion:

That purple fella is a Morning Glory as told by my mothers (texan)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

⬆️ morning glory

[huehueiamabaguette]

wait so if thats morning glory what is this?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[delphinidin4]

*Puts hand over gaud’s mouth* It’s a butterfly pea. Please ignore the Latin name.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*licks ur palm* i won’t be silenced THE PEOPLE HAVE TO KNOW

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[authoratmidnight]

For comparison, this is a daffodil

[quietlygrousing]

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

[maejacrezz007]

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

[fractiousrvt]

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

[blood-trip-god2]

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

[delphinidin4]

This is a marigold:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

[jmtorres]

“buttercups” is a name applied to MANY flowers. in my part of the south it was this one:

imo there’s correct identifications of dandelions, daffodils, easter lilies and marigolds in this thread, but buttercups are simply impossible to agree on and the only solution is for everyone to post pictures of their local buttercups

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??

[demon-and-human]

Hello I would like to add to the confusion:

That purple fella is a Morning Glory as told by my mothers (texan)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

⬆️ morning glory

[huehueiamabaguette]

wait so if thats morning glory what is this?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[stufffmuffin]