#nick birch

[atiredwarlock]

How am I supposed to work when I have a disassembled Nick Birch on my desk?? Like dude get out of my space

[nightmare-does-shit]

oh nickdrew...you have such a special place in my heart

[decap1tat3dpuppy]

we , yes we should be watching more big mouth

[atiredwarlock]

added Maury to my previous doodle, as a treat

[akechi-if-he-slayed]

super weird mix of interest i know but. What hogwarts house do you think each bm main cast character would be in?? My mind can only think about both of those things rn and i know youre not into hp as you were when you were younger but i wanna know what you think !!

omg NO not weird at all i would love to answer this actually Hehehe…

nick = literally there has never been a more perfect example of a slytherin to Ever exist this has been fact checked by me !!!! no but actually it makes a lot of sense in terms of like . yk . i love my son but he is lwk kind of in it for himself sometimes and Loves to manipulate !!! but also slytherins aren’t all evil obviously so i feel like when he gets older (so stupid but ive had a fair bit of experience writing my take on adult nick) he mellows out in terms of . Sinister behavior . but he’s still cunning and smart and basically textbook slytherin to me

andrew = GRYFFINDOR !!! alright so i feel that he could be something of a gryffinpuff, but at the end of day i do believe he’d be a gryffindor in the same sense that neville is one yk !!! like for example when he first gets sorted i think it lwk scares the shit out of him bc he was so positive he’d get hufflepuff but the sorting hat knows that he does have a great deal of bravery and strength that just might take a little longer to see than some other gryffindors . also at heart i am a drarry girl and i Love a good slytherin/gryffindor pairing #HOGWARTSNICKDREW !!!!

jessi = she’s actually so gryffindor 2 me too … and i do love this bc my favorite friendship dynamic from bm is nick + andrew + jessi so i would love to see that dynamic between her and andrew having the same house and being sibling adjacent !!! they’re in the common room at like 1 in the morning while andrew is losing his mind over realizing that he has feelings for nick and it’s kind of driving her bananas bc nick rants to her about it too . sorry i just realized i’ve injected my nickdrew agenda in this ask multiple times but im sorry they r lwk my heart n soul … ALSO let me get back to my girl actually . i think she would kick ass on the quidditch team and would earn back all the gryffindor points that andrew inevitably loses by doing something stupid . love her

matthew = oh that boy is a slytherin too i’m so sure of it . i think that him and nick do not hit it off right away bc they’re too similar but not similar enough in a way that makes matthew think nick is annoying and makes nick think that matthew is a stuck-up asshole . but they do eventually come around to a friendship by like third year and then everyone gets anxious when they see them together bc they’re probably up to absolute nonsense which they always are . Either that or talking shit bc it’s their favorite thing . they’re brothers to me !!! matthew would not be on the quidditch team but he Would be in the commentary box and despite being a slytherin he would comment favorably towards jessi bc that’s his twin

jay = if nick is a textbook slytherin then jay is a textbook gryffindor #IBelieve . brave as hell literally not scared of shit and kind of a little bit violent on the quidditch team but he wins gryffindor many games because of it and kind of becomes a legend among younger gryffindors bc of his insane quidditch skills and numerous wild pranks . drives the professors absolutely crazy . also drives matthew crazy but they’re still making out in the gryffindor common room late at night Wait who said that … one time andrew walks into their room and sees matthew and jay doing stuff and he almost passes out .

missy = hufflepuff !!! she’s also something of a ravenpuff 2 me but i feel that her compassion and love towards everyone wins out on the hufflepuff side . in seventh year she absolutely becomes head girl and all of the younger kids (no matter the house) flock to her :)

lola = slytherin 100% . her and devin Love to gossip and spread rumors and do not care whether or not they’re real as long as people listen to what they say . god . definitely enjoys casting small annoying spells on people to trip them up Which andrew is unfortunately the victim of more often that not

also i do not know if you’ve seen this but here’s a bm hp art that i found on instagram some time ago and they share a lot of my same opinions :)

[return-of-tad-duncan]

Nick Birch's burgers?? 👀 Because he's the titular Big Mouth.

[atiredwarlock]

Is this fandom alive?? Anyways sophomore year Nick Birch

[akechi-if-he-slayed]

my close personal friend nick birch