Magus of the Boobs

Noncis chests are Mountains. | I am a girlpervert

[magusoftheboob]

I am over 18 and no minors please (or you get blocked)

[notfatweeb]

[ace-trainer-alice]

Halloween is a fun holiday, as a tf kink girly. It's our day. I'm pretty sure even the weirdos that aren't into tf fantasize about costume parties where everyone's turned into whatever their costume is today. It's just the thing to do. Anyway, I promise I didn't put anything in the Halloween candy this year.

[winged-void]

isn't it fucked up that milfic means military fiction and not "possessing the traits of a milf"

[ziggyincognito]

More hyper thoughts: Restaurants that have booth sized chairs specifically for customers with more ass than can fit in a car, parks that have jogging paths specifically for those with too much boob to see directly in front of them or move to the side when there's someone else on the path, doors built to have moving flaps for anyone whose hip width exceed their height, etc.

[swagophile]

me if i was isekai'd as an anime maid in another world: Mistress~! I have your tea and biscuits!

ojousama villainess: [knocking the tray out of my hands] Hmph! I do not have TIME for trifles like this. I must crush that useless mage.

me: Ok well do you have time to he nice to me because I worked really hard on that tea and you just threw it on the ground like it was nothing. That was mean. I don't like mean people.

ojousama villainess: What? I don't care about your feelings, maid.

me: Youre a bully. And I don't like bullies. Meanies like you should be nice and say sorry! I'm really nice to you and you're just mean!

ojousama villainess: i.. um.. sorry?

me: YAY! Thank you my lady~! I forgive you! [picking up the tray] La la la.. Picking up the messes~!

ojousama villainess: [thinking to herself] Is she actually this pathetic? What the fuck? I think I need to have sex with this maid.

[ziggyincognito]

Hyper tittied woman that raises the average of breast sizes planet wide until P-cups are mosquito bites.

[homohypnoticus]

well, i don't know if i'd call it hypno porn, but it's very suggestive

[sistertaxon]

you can tell the average cup size of this website is increasing

[down-badeline]

Reminder that not sourcing your import reposts makes you look like a jackass

[adeline-arts]

Hydraulic Purress

[tamamita]

you are a sexual pervert

[doctor-nu]

[massivebagingos]

source

[angellurgy]

if this is you PLEASE hmu

[gauntletqueen]

Uhmmm angel and devil on your shoulder but they're not on your shoulder cause they're both way taller than you like 3 meters tall, so they just walk behind you bickering about your morality and it's extremely distracting.

And they of course make out naturally

[magusoftheboob]

a meaty tail like a shark tail or crocodile tail greatly enhances raw sexual appeal, while a fluffy tail like a fox tail greatly enhances moe, which is an alternative form of sexual appeal

fluffy tails, however, work best in high quantities, gaining infinite appeal, while meaty tails have diminishing returns

[massivebagingos]

Could u theoretically use that tail to dust? ::::3c

Theoretically, yeah. But then you'd be getting it all dirty, and then you'd have to deal with a new mess as you cum incessantly from all the tail contact...