LIFE IS TOO GOOD I'M PANICKING

I only know aspects of myself and it's pissing me off.

[i-wrotethisforme]

I wish I could read a book on what it would take to get you to fall in love. And I wish I could download an app that told me when you were happy or mad or jealous or confused. And I wish I could look up at the stars and they’d tell me what to say to you and when to say it. Because you’re a little too complicated for someone who likes things simple and I know you think I’m good at solving puzzles but I need something- just one thing- to be a little bit easier right now.

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Ooft

[lesbianmichelmishina]

reasons why i love my cat:

she’s a black cat, but in the sunlight you find out that her fur is actually a very, very, VERY dark red. she is ginger in the sunshine.

she is incredibly fluffy for a shorthair. i’m pretty sure that she has a longhair close by in her family tree. she’s that fluffy.

if you sit down for five seconds just to relax she will teleport onto your lap. we literally never see her do it. she’s just there.

if a human is sick she will go up to them, meow out of concern, and sit nearby to keep an eye on them.

when she’s hungry, if she notices you’re in the middle of something (like working on the computer) she will politely meow to get your attention, maybe tap you with her paw, and then wait patiently for you to finish.

she’s a genius, most of the time. for instance she worked out that going outside in the rain then coming back in gets her towelled off which is a really intense petting session.

she is also astoundingly dim sometimes. she climbed up the ladder of my bed and jumped from the end of my bed onto the top of my wardrobe, then couldn’t get down because the jump was too far and she didn’t have enough room to jump back onto my bed. all she could do was yowl for help. i also can’t reach that high while holding an upset cat so i had to get my dad to save her. she did it again two days later.

she has no idea what a normal sleeping position is.

we have a policy of “she gets her morning feed when she wakes up so it’s fresh”, except this sometimes results in her being fed at 2pm. her afternoon feed is at 4pm.

once she tried to maul a crookshanks toy i bought back from the harry potter studio tour because she thought it was another cat, which proves that she loves us and will defend us.

christmas is her favourite time of year because she fits under the tree and all of the smells are different so she likes to sit under the tree and purr.

we often hide from loud social events together.

[maheadispinninwithcrazy-blog1]

Is your cat Minerva McGonagall

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

Harry have you taken Draco to your parents graves? How did that go?

Draco: *leaning into Harry* We go every Christmas to pay our respects.

Harry: Draco always brings white lily wreaths–

Draco: *cringes* I know it’s clichéd but…

Harry: It’s perfect; they love it.

Draco: *curiously* How d’you know that?

Harry: *after a moment’s pause* Your wreaths never wilt. Only those flowers never wilt. They’re still there every time I visit during the rest of the year.

Draco: *gaping*

Harry: *small smile* They like you. *kisses his nose*

[maheadispinninwithcrazy-blog1]

AWWWW

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Wog grandmothers especially

[literaltash-blog]

Have you ever seen such luck

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My dearest friends

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Me: There's no drama and life is fine, yay.

Also me: HOLY SHIT IT'S TOO CALM SOMETHING'S GONNA GO VERY WRONG.

Life: *snickering in corner of room*

[forursmiles]

underrated lines from kdramas

[therelatableimages]

[curlsandhairdye-blog]

I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with any music you play!

[unfinishedmelody]

He’s dancing to Carry On My Wayward Son. It’s surreal.

[honeybeess]

hE IS DANCING TO ALEXANDER HAMILTON

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AAAAHHH MCR

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I’m gonna reblog this every time I see it because it ALWAYS works.

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Once again I've seen this

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Frens

When you get your friends Tumblr username and they're account is k-pop trash and you're so proud bc your account is band -Gerard Way- trash

[theawkwardmaitre-d]

Yay I found Skam Season 1,2,3 Eng sub links

S1: https://t.co/G2wCYyPVNM

 S2: https://t.co/k2QlBWR3fW AND https://t.co/RqpzzScrOI

 S3: https://t.co/RqpzzScrOI

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another place to watch just S3 of Skam: 

http://skam-translated.tumblr.com/episodes

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B2fUjgXqU1aKY2xScWM1QTJWTFE

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B6h0P8LrzsSIcnFBU2xWeHZycWc

***http://www.dailymotion.com/shametv

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0BwFz57rumLLRNENGMHg0OEIzZ1U

Another SKAM S1, S2, S3 link:  https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B4_tljy06u8UVlc0RmF5ek9hTnM

Skam .srt Subtitles : https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0Bxy61gL9aCrhQldNd0E4Vk8tWUk

[thetenderpassion]

[maheadispinninwithcrazy-blog1]

I’m not even that ready for bed.

[hanbabi]

Visuals 

[maheadispinninwithcrazy-blog1]

Please do so ^^

[ms-mazarin]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

[writing-reigns-deactivated20200]

reblog to save a writer 

[nichelle-my-belle-deactivated20]

excellent resource

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(For future reference)

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Can we just appreciate this cute ass awkward ass boy.

[aliciaclarksource]

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Me