* ✰. — HAUNTED ! ❞

♡ you smell just like VANILLA ; you taste like buttercream — you're filling up my senses with empty calories feel like i'm just missing something whenever you L E A V E. we've got all the ingredients except you needing me —— ( so respectfully...) ♡ i'm not a piece of CAKE for you to just discard while you walk away with the frosting off my heart ! ( so i'm taking back what's mine. you'll miss the slice of HEAVEN that i gave to you last night ! ♡ [ # / ## ]

[maiawtf]

ayyoitszack:

I don’t understand why some people are ass holes. Like it’s really not that hard to be a good person. All I know is that when Karma hits, she hits hard.

“ — some people just find it impossible to be nice, they don’t have it in them to be nice. did someone do something to you? “

[maiawtf]

“ — there was this ridiculously attractive cashier at the shops today. i couldn’t even deal with it. like, go model or something and stop looking at me buying three packs of oreos. and to make the situation worse, being clumsy ol’ me, i slipped on the way out and got myself a big bruise on my ass. “

“ — that is the story of my life, right there. i’m always falling and tripping over everything, it’s so bad that the guy from the grocery shop just laughs every time i walk in the store, it’s embarrassing. “

[maiawtf]

elexnorcalders:

“ – i am still a little baffled about leo actually sleeping in a real animal corpse for the revenant… not sure how he actually pulled through but… somebody give the man an Oscar he’s suffered long enough for his art.”

“ you know, i’m forever still waiting for the day that he wins that oscar. poor leo, he’s up against a lot of talented people as always. but like, seriously, they should just give him the oscar, come on. “

[youre-dont-stop-acoustic]