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Gender (and life) under construction | nb trans(ish) foxgirl | bi | 22 | all pronouns ok | | once described as an actual irl sidekick. | | plural | ^w^ love to spread happiness, joy, and love (generally platonic) I love my wifey so much DONT SEND DONATION ASKS THEY WILL BE DELETED IF I DONT KNOW YOU ALREADY. I HAVE ENOUGH GRIEF FOR SEVERAL LIFETIMES.

[lactating]

HINT:

You can still wear the Maid Outfit while cooking for Yourself.

[tamamita]

[internetwesley]

Hey what is arknights about

[make-it-chibi-art]

*DO NOT REPOST, JUST REBLOGS*

Very quick Rice Shower sketch I made some months ago, first time drawing her... Need to make a better art of my fave Uma ;w;

[64mpg]

IF YOU NEED ME I WILL BE PUTTING OFF IMPORTANT TASKS AND LETTING THEM HAUNT ME

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[ps1]

Calvin Choy

[xenasaur]

we need legislation banning games >100GB

[xenasaur]

OPTIMIZE YOUR SHIT BETTER THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR A 150GB GAME!!!

[xenasaur]

upon reviewing the notes I'm changing my position. games must be <50GB. no more mandatory 8k uncompressed textures!!! I don't believe in 8k I think it's fake

[xenasaur]

to be clear games really ought to be around 20 gigs or less. but I think in the spirit of generosity and mercy we won't criminally prosecute the developers until the file sizes breaks 50

[creamypancakebatter]

Helldivers 2 heard you and went from 156 to 23

[xenasaur]

wait is that real

just looked it up. holy fuck. they did it by de-duplicating assets. I'm just. my jaw is on the floor. supposedly duplicating assets helps load times on HDDs but. holy fuck at what cost

[somespicycheese]

it's worse than that: The Helldivers devs were told that duplicating assets would help HDD load times, but then they actually tested it and it had basically zero effect on load times!

So they had more than sextupled the size of their game by following industry standard practice that actually did basically nothing!

[sailermoon]

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

[sailermoon]

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

[sailatina3]

[chaoticneutralwife]

if i was a little kitty and you were a little kitty would you touch noses with me to say hi

[cute-girls-from-anime-manga-vns]

[what-even-is-thiss]

People can have such specific allergies. I met someone once who’s allergic to raw tomatoes

[what-even-is-thiss]

[calvinandhobbes-rss]

[sandandglass]

The Creative Act of Listening to a Talking Frog

Kermit the Frog gives a talk on creativity and creative risk-taking

[fallfeatherspony]

did a puppet just fucking give some of the best advice ever.

[wilwheaton]

I hope you heard this in Kermit’s voice, just like I did.

[ayeforscotland]

It appears that all parties with the exception of Restore are not going to entertain Farage’s media circus.

Count Binface - it is your time. People of Clacton, please do the funniest fucking thing that’s happened in UK politics for a while.

[ayeforscotland]

Shitposting at its finest.

[fucxingcuties]