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[plaguexiv]

Your move Imperial dogs.

[beatrice-teller]

Season 2 prediction

[cyberfleshgirlmonster]

durandal, make these shells gay and start kissing and shit

[bergkonia]

[cute-girls-from-anime-manga-vns]

its late for me and I'm really sleepy but I've just realised that in a really roundabout way you helped my wife find a safe place to live and really wanted to say I appreciate you about it

see, something like three years ago, maybe a little less, you commented on a post (or maybe sent/received an ask?) talking to maidskirt saying she's A Good People and because of that post I went and checked blog and followed and then she followbacked and that was all for like. A Year. then we messaged about something? very briefly. end of contact for Another Year. but we've exchanged discord contact some time ago and have become quite good friends for a good while and when my wife was getting kicked out of their current livingplace, that friend I'd made through your just once saying she's good people offered wife a place to stay

wife's moving on Tuesday, and finding somewhere safe for them to go would've been much harder without your unintentional help years ago. so thank you, we appreciate you friendpope 💙

Ya actually got me in tears with this ask I can barely even properly make a response it means so much to me to know my affect on others has been so positive!!!

You and your wife deserve ALL the happiness and love you can get and yes indeed maidskirt is very good people and Im just happy to be able to call you both friends!

[maidskirt]

I'm happy to call you both friends too!

[drbigsadbabymd-blog]

I love how when you first peek into Warhammer and catch a glimpse of Roboute Guilliman (who will likely be the first Primarch you see) you think ok well this is some boring staid stiff-upper lip male fantasy. I bet he's never cried in his life and grouses about ~honor~ all the time. He's just some ultra-masc roman empire (pejorative) jerkbait. Get the fuck outta here, cardboard ass character.

And then you get into it and yeah he is staid and uptight as hell, but he's also a nerd none of the Primarchs particularly like? People in the books are like "shut up, Roboute, don't you have some homework to do somewhere" and he goes "Actually yes thank you for reminding me".

He'll try to be funny but then it doesn't land.

When Ferrus Manus, one of the only guys MORE staid and stoic than him, finds out from Fulgrim that Guilliman admires him greatly, he responds "It is not reciprocated"

They think he's a lame annoying doopfuck. I don't think he has a single friend amongst his brothers beyond Sanguinius and that's because Sanguinius is your default friend. He comes included when you're born as a Primarch.

With the Lion, he's agonizing over how perfectly organized his legion is, it makes him insecure. It's like watching the straight A+ honor roll student find out his classmate got an A++ and then laying his head down on his desk in class to hide the fact he's trying not to cry.

He's a dork. It's kind of great. To have this guy who looks like a male power fantasy, but he's the least fuckable man in the galaxy. If you tried to seduce him, he'd go "The color of your hair reminds me of a wheat field on a warm summer day. I need to configurate grain transport logistics. I have to go"

It's actually quite endearing, as far as fascist bureaucrats go

[liquidstar]

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

[marsefeito]

// ARTWORK RECOVERED ::: ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME GOD //

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

The pokemon world's gotta be full of posters and PSA's that have like a magikarp and gyrados and say shit like "I'm not just a cute companion. I'm a 500lb commitment"

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[mothmanmagicalboy]

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

[rylandgraces]

I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time

[tall]

[catboybiologist]

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

[catboybiologist]

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

[catboybiologist]

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

[catboybiologist]

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

[pinkvbay]

Smoking my bigarette

[thecolabubble]

is that a gun to the back of my head or are you just happy to see the back of my head?

[oncemorewithqueering]

my dad is playing the tomodachi life demo and in just one day he has:

- made his mii bisexual and then decided not to make his mii attracted to women because, and i quote, "they deal with too many men already:

- made a nonbinary oc called disco bob and now has extensive lore about them

- discovered the voices and now sends me voice messages in that voice. yes it does wear you down

- cried when the demo ended and started 3 more islands

- spoke to me more about tomodachi life than about my trip to the other side of the world

[thebluthcompany]

[thebluthcompany]

May the fourth be with you.

[nonasuch]

and also some money

[storm-petrel-ao3]

and also some money, she said agreeably.