Unfortunately, being a vigilante just doesnt pay as good as it used to.
Inflation really sucks doesn't it, birdarangs have nearly doubled in cost since I first started out as robin.
So now I've taken up a side hustle, delivering mail.
Heroes, vigilantes, villains, or even your aunt Macy who lives in the middle of nowhere, I've got you covered
I accept both mail and packaging, so don't worry about it.
And also, I don't actually charge money, this whole business is really for very elaborate tax evasion, but don't tell the cops
(dick Grayson, i am looking at you, do NOT try to do the right thing, I will run you over with my van)
There are ofcourse challenges. Like barely bring able to reach the pedals and the lack of a driver's licence, but it's Gotham, so neither are a problem!
All in all, welcome to the Robin delivery service (RDS for short), and make sure, to shop?.... Eh that's not right....use? Our services!
Not really hiring but if you agree to make a seperate blog turning your main oc into a mailman, I can be persuaded.....
Also if it isn't clear, this is a CRACK BLOG. Filled with JOY and GOOFINESS
You can send stuff to any specific blog, or you can just assign me a vibe (example a random redhood blog, or an oc with blue hair, etc) and I'll deliver it to them!
So yeahhh, just here for stupid shenanigans
Note: if you're anon, please specify whether you want it to go to a specific blog, or any random Blog of a character (in that case I choose a random blog)
Or, you can have it sent to upto three random blogs of if a character you like
(for example, tell a bunch of tim blogs that they have stupid haircuts)
It just has a card at the bottom. When you open it, all that it says is '𝓘 𝓫𝓮𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵' (I bet you thought you were special) scrawled in great calligraphy whilst the card plays Joker's own laugh as background music.
