So I decided to make a post about some little tips I use for winter! Feel free to try your own or whatever but this is what works for me. WITH PICTURES (some)
🌸 So look at all this shit you are gonna get. All this thicc ass winter clothing items look at that yum.
🌸 But how on earth will you fit it all in your bag and not have it all stuffed looking AND still have room for the other stores too!? This is how I do it! Make sure you get some rubber bands, I prefer the industrial ones but these were the ones I could find so yeah.
🌸 Fold the arms inward, if its long sleeve, short sleeve it doesn’t really matter.
🌸 Fold it is half, and smooth it out! A Lot of clothing is unevenly cut ( this for example has a longer back so make sure its all smooth and flat )
🌸 Then you just roll it up as tight as you can and rubber band that shit in place. As you can see by the comparison picture the amount of space this product takes up compared to before is way less using the bag of rubber bands as the comparison, even if the mass did not change if you roll up all your items you can stack them and it wont look bulky!
🌸 These next tips I didn’t want to take pictures of but they are just as good!
🌸 For panties and smaller items like jewelry and small makeup and what not, the key is the boots. I have 3 boots, they are all a size larger than I actually am. In fitting rooms such as VS, Place the undies as FLAT as you can in the sole of the boot, don’t bend the tag! Spread it out evenly along the bottom so it won’t bunch up on your toes. Repeat for 3-4 pairs in both shoes.
🌸 For makeup, rule 1 MAKE SURE THE SHIT WONT BULGE OUT YOUR SHOE LMAO. I only really use this for lip liners, eye liners, small things that are not box shaped because it would be kinda obvious if your walking around with box shapes poking out your shoes.
🌸 WEAR A LONG COAT! The canada goose I got is the perfect length, when you bend down to look at something i covers your shoes and bag and you can use that yo your advantage. shoe panties in your boots and inside coat pockets when your bent down. Shove whatever the fuck you want in there. fuck it.
🌸 Now what if you don’t want to have anything in your bag incase you get stopped? Are you wearing your coat? ARE YOU WEARING YOUR COAT? ok good. Wrap whatever the fuck you want around your torso, waist, hips, whatever and tie it like this with your trusty rubber bands UNLESS you have a waist trainer or spanx, then just use those. BUT STILL FOLLOW MY FOLDING RULES. Fold it FLAT. pants in half, then wrap. Tops in half, then wrap, you want to lessen the bulk as much as your can.
🌸 Sorry this is the only picture I could find of this type of knot but its the one where you just wrap it around and through. Idk what its called I am not a boy scout. But that will keep it from moving around on your person and from falling. Make sure its TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT. You can always take all this shit off in the bathrooms and put into your reusable shopping bags or a shopping bag you got from buying a $3 pair of leggings from F21. fr just do that if you need a larger opaque bag.
🌸 Which brings my to my next tip. LEGGINGS. There are SO many leggings out there is very very large elastic waist bands you can use to conceal too. Palettes, clothings, literally anything if its thicccc enough. WEAR YOUR COAT THO. The coat covers any puff you might of missed.
🌸 Be AWARE of what your grabbing. if its something limited edition ( such as the balmain VS thing, or makeup ) They DO communicate to other employees like “ hey yo she grabbed this shit watch it “ but little do they know you actually grabbed 3, and when you had the others back to the employee after you concealed the one they will be like “ Ok she gave them back its fine we all gucci “ and boom got yourself some designer shit.
🌸 Also fuck ulta I hate it stay away from it if you are new or not fucking seasoned. The employees break policy and fuck you up I swear I try to warn as many people as I can about this but fr fuck this company. ( though if they break policy you can get out of charges BUT STILL IS IT WORTH IT???)
🌸 Bring your purse, or laptop bag if you a guy, one or two reusable bags, or bags you have saved, rubber bands, hook, magnets, s3 key, A fucking exacto knife, whatever your tools are. Keep the obvious ones on your body (duh) but rubber bands and the exacto knife are chill in your bag. If you KNOW the store you lifting from, bring a bag you already have from it and move your lifted items in to that bag in the bathrooms or whatever.
🌸 WAYS TO THROW OFF SUSPICION. 🌸
🌸 If you getting sus’d you are either A) not white B) fucking something up or C) unlucky. Figure out which one it is and use that shit to your advantage. If you are being watched, have something in your had and reach for your drink ( ALWAYS HAVE A BOTTLED DRINK IN YOUR BAG ) in your bag and bring it back out, if they approach you they will usually feel super embarrassed and leave. Works like a charm. If they don’t leave, slowly like shop your way towards them and be really nice and polite and just watch and if they still on you ask if there is some kinda problem. If they a big mouth you can get free shit if they accuse you before you do anything. A+. this is how they will look
Any other question feel free to ask. gl hf.
