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[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[naturalpr3y]

My understanders will Understand me

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

[pandaphox]

Just saying

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[3000s]

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

[fairycosmos]

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

[fairycosmos]

the humble woolly mammoth

[stealpeanutbutter]

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[kosmogrl]

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

[kosmogrl]

don’t contact me. ever

[transfemininomenon]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[clubpenguin2005]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[transfemininomenon]

you know it sister

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[lucy-vanpelts]

when the music fucks you with the strap #yes

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[danahzhq]

[snoopyoftheday]

opened tumblr and this was the first thing i saw

[flunkett]

all i do anymore is display symptoms