My name? Heh. Don't be so coy.
Kermit. Croaker. Joker. Clown Prince of Crime. Bro Strider. The Original Adam. Vriska Serket. I am a man of many names, so keep up unless you want to be schooled by myself or my league of dedicated followers. Mess with Croaker Nation if you dare. Don't ask me about my Pro Nouns unless you want me to roll my eyes at you and kick you. HARD. I train my kicks for hours every day, so bones WILL be broken.
Other Kermit/Joker kintypes
People who frequently post about Dennys (I have Dennys trauma. Genuinely fuck all of you Dennys enjoyers! Toxic.)
Anyone who kins Gonzo or Batman. Fuck you, Batsy... *voice drops to a low growl* And double fuck you, Gonzo.
Protestants. (Self Explanatory)
Klance shippers-- annoying.
Brennan Lee Mulligan apologists.
People under 21, just a personal preference, please respect it
Anyone who engages with Harry Potter-- fuck terfs and fuck JKR!
Anyone who violates my previous DNI. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH AND RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES. It is not my job to do emotional labor for you and tell you what those boundaries are. Be respectful and figure it out.
One exception to my previous DNI, however: Women may interact with my blog. You see, I have been reading a webcomic called Homestuck and awakened a Vriska kintype in the process. It has made me realize how close minded I have been and that hating an entire gender based on shallow stereotypes is reductive and harmful.
Men DNI. I am an advocate for the feminist movement and have made it my sworn duty to destroy those who oppose it.
Good Omens fans. Y'all are annoying.
Tumblr user Strange Aeons. DO NOT INTERACT or I will get you with my sword. Consider yourself warned.
As for those of you who are afraid of seeing what real darkness and depravity looks like? Heh........