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pathetic-floretic

What people think BDSM is like:

Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go

Sub: what

What BDSM is actually like

Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go

Dom: what

Sub: please

burnertracfone

[BBB]スーパーで03 by CHIYOU

jackalopescruff

at my bottom surgery like:i need that shit to be able to squirt hard enough to peel paint

my surgeon: you arent getting that

the 7'10" vampire dragon baddie on my shoulder: drink his blood

biblically accurate angel on my other shoulder: yeah drink his blood

cinnabaexoxo

If anyone is wondering where we are on a scale of 1 to fucked, Weird Al Yankovic just did a full cover of Rage Against the Machine - Killing In the Name

In this man's 46 year long career, through everything, he has NEVER spoken about politics. He has NEVER spoken harshly to anyone. He has NEVER performed songs with heavy swearing or forceful lyrics. This man guest starred on My Little Pony as "Cheese Sandwich," the only other party pony as fun as Pinkie Pie!

When THIS man stops laughing, we are in trouble.

aleprouswitch

Seeing Weird Al screaming "FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME" with his whole chest, zero comedy, really is like seeing the nicest person you know finally snap because everything around him is so fucked up and horrible. I've always respected Weird Al as an artist and as a person, and this has only upped my respect for him.

mombinaryjew

^This exactly!^

suzilla-but-blue

hello kyosaya fans

sin-aestheticx

hey, it's ok, you post so good and your hog is so fat

ratbastard69420

ukeking

the secret to losing followers is being yourself

mystery-incorporated-whore

peer-reviewed prev

dykekarkat

"imagine showing insert blank to a medieval peasant they'd die lol" personally i think if i saw the medieval peasant's night sky i'd start crying and never stop