MOOT HII!!!! <3 Hope you're going well and taking breaks!!! random idea for funnies but could you write a gn!reader x the overblotters (in twst ofc) where the reader uses gen alpha brainrot slang (rizz, mewing, aura, sus and gyatt are examples if you don't know any)
i just need to write this my sigma
You: “Bro, why you gatekeeping magic etiquette like it’s your entire personality?? That’s not very rizzcore of you.”
Riddle: “Rizz... core?”
You: “You gotta un-meow your aura, king. Let people cook.”
Riddle: Visibly glitching like an old printer
You: “You’re red, angry, AND British. Like an overcooked tomato. Be fr.”
Riddle: “WHO TOLD YOU I WAS BRITISH?!”
You: “You are literally peak mewing. Like, your jawline? I’m folding.”
Leona: “What the hell is mewing? Are you calling me a cat again?”
You: “Nah king, it’s like ✨jaw clench aesthetic✨. You’re accidentally a sigma.”
Leona: “I don’t know what any of that means, but keep talking.”
You: “You got ‘get no sleep, wake up shredded’ energy. 100% gyatt certified.”
Leona: Smirking “Tch. Least you’ve got taste.”
You: “You look like a Roblox villain but your aura is high-key magnetic.”
Azul: Chokes on his ink pen “W-what??”
You: “Don’t get it twisted, your NPC walk and 2012 finance bro vibe is kinda slay.”
Azul: “I’m—”
You: “You just need to rizz up your PR game. I’ll be your manager, trust.”
Azul: “This feels like extortion but… somehow I’m flattered?”
You: “You’re giving ‘hot anime side character with trauma and sick dance skills.’”
Jamil: “What part of that is supposed to be normal?”
You: “No one’s cookin’ like you. Even the stove’s jealous.”
Jamil: “Are you okay.”
You: “No. But your aura’s got me delulu.”
Jamil: Looks at Kalim for emotional support
You: “You’re like if Zuko had a SoundCloud. Peak rizz.”
Jamil: “I’m leaving.”
You: “Bestie your cheekbones could slice my emotional stability.”
Vil: “Hmph. At least someone recognizes art.”
You: “You’re so unintentionally sigma-core. That side-eye? Olympic level.”
Vil: “Naturally.”
You: “Your whole aesthetic is like if Pinterest had a personal vendetta against ugliness.”
Vil: “You are... profoundly strange. But oddly flattering.”
You: “Let me be your goofy ahh jester while you slay, please.”
Vil: “Ugh. Fine. But fix your posture.”
You: “No cause you’re legit built like an anime tech god. Rizz level: Final Boss.”
Idia: Blue hair combusts in RGB blushing patterns
You: “You got that introvert omega aura that girls with Tumblr blogs write essays about.”
Idia: “STOOOP you’re gonna make me short-circuit—”
You: “You’re fr the NPC everyone wants to date. It’s giving tragic lore dump. I’m obsessed.”
Idia: Spiraling into a shy Gremlin Ball
You: “I’d download malware for you.”
Idia: “That’s the most romantic thing anyone’s ever said to me…”
You: “You walk like a Skyrim glitch but your aura is... chef’s kiss.”
Malleus: “A... Skyrim glitch?”
You: “Nah nah, I mean that respectfully. You got ancient royalty energy. Like, I’d let you obliterate my taxes.”
Malleus: “I do not understand these metaphors, Child of Man, but they please me greatly.”
You: “You’re giving ethereal Tumblr sexyman energy and I’m HERE FOR IT.”
Malleus: “Then allow me to continue being… how do you say… ‘that guy’?”
You: “YES KING.”