matriarch

female entj libra XXIX

[everythingfox]

“Cranky to Happy in 5 seconds”

(via)

[dulect]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[fatimamononoke]

you know when he’s teaching you shit, googling stuff on his phone to show you, making you watch documentaries, giving you all that knowledge, and all it makes you want to do is suck the soul out of his dick?

[hara-kenshi]

2B春麗！

[sexysuggestion]

give me the look that says “just wait until we’re alone”

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[kevingetem]

[honigimohr]

@ people who think i’m attractive: thanks for having low standards

[anxietyproblem]

[wiishy-washy]

i keep saying “it is what it is” but like what is it

[odinsblog]

accurate

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[eyeofscottie]

[coldmackerel-deactivated2023110]

me as a lawyer

[whitepeopletwitter]

[meanplastic]

Girls in the bathroom at the bar:

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I’m the girl crying

[askiathedickhead]

Y’all want to see something wild?