🍄 no.1 arsonist 🍄

if defund the police is too marxist for you, you're not gonna like it here. •17 | INFP-T | bi bitch | nb she/they pronouns|dem▪︎soc | In need of a rat and/or frog •

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[asofterepilogue]

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

[helloitsbees]

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

[excusing]

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

[helloitsbees]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

everyone lost

[mango-pickle]

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

[agentemo]

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

[helloitsbees]

[catgirlforeskin]

[trans-angel]

[catgirlforeskin]

[that-twink-over-there]

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

[fyblackwomenart]

“Virago” by Serine Zaa

[prinnay]

Rainbowfish #8

[suneiaaa]

4 Utena portraits so far!!!! I LOVE UTENA

I still want to draw Dios and Utena herself…!

[princess-unatainnabelle]

RGU memes i made while half conscious

(looking at these after the fact i think i am SOOO funnie)

[retro-friki]

[prinnay]

Amaranthine

[miyukisworldsposts]

😂😂😂😂

Ctto

[gearr-gausapo]

Solid Hawk

[cunked]

[tomochingus-moved-courtmartialm]

“that dream… can i trust you with my back so that i can help it come true?”

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

ok this is good

[holdoncallfailed]

they’re shutting down yahoo answers in a month….future generations will never know how is babby formed…..they will never plumb the depths of digital knowledge asking “does spider have pusspuss?”……they will never know if they can name their band radiohead 2……..this is the modern burning of the library of alexandria. all those answers lost forever……RIP 

[satanfemme]

Like or reblog if ur in the following Fandoms!!!

salad bowl with egg

images (like jpegs, png, psds, etc)

when the air smells good outside

cool water in cup

putting crumpled reciepts in ur back pocket + forgetting about them for days at a time

frank iero.

sleeping in under large woven blankets

talking to urself (lovingly)

Im looking for new followers so plzzzzzz reblog if u post content for these fandoms!!!! thank u!

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i love talking to random comlete strangers about ghosts & the paranormal at random social spots like bars or your new retail job like someone will be like "i sort of believe in it...idk...maybe. I've seen a few strange things" and you're like "oh I believe you. Cool."

And ten minutes later they're telling you about an absolutely in depth horror movie experience they had in their summer camp's haunted life jacket shed when they were 14

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

"oh i dont know if I believe in ghosts. I consider myself to be pretty agnostic or whatever."

"cool."

"but when i was 6 a shadow man lived in my bedroom. i saw him every other night. he sat on the foot of my bed sometimes."

[clockcower]

this called me out

[boyc4t]

some of my favorite film theory and film criticism approaches <3

[furbearingbrick]

some asshole: lizards are boring

me:

some asshole: holy shit

[desinteresse]

I think from ages 14 till 18 you shouldn’t be allowed to read books. This has 2 advantages, namely:

1. You can spend more time underage drinking and/or smoking, a valuable social bonding experience for any teenager

2. This will successfully destroy a large part of the Young Adult genre.