~MAJESTIC~MACAQUE~

[majesticmacaque]

Hi other-Macaque take a mango 🥭

- thank you?

[majesticmacaque]

Why do you let your kids call you Mama if you're trans masc? .

When Xiǎo máfan was learning how to talk Wukong thought it would be funny to try and teach her my name, instead of saying "Macaque" she said "Mama" and Xiǎotiān did the same thing, they both do call me Baba it's just more common for Xiǎotiān to say it, but my daughter only calls me it if she's deeply upset or critically injured (Doesn't happen that much)

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

DID WE OPEN THE MULTIVERSE WITH THAT CRYSTAL???

[the-lurkingshadow]

Husband hold my hand wtf is this

(OoC; I hand hold out of nervousness and I like implanting my habits into my character)

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

Okay...

[little-missy-mei]

(OoC: she's going to wait 🤣)

What crystal, other Monkey king?

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

Errr--

We may have had access to a stone called the Cintamani Stone, and we (there is no "we" it was just Bao and Macaque) may have abused the power that stone had and caused our MK's amnesia...

[nezha-never-bin-betta]

So you could be the reason we're stuck here!?

[noodle-delivery-boy]

Angry man.

[nezha-never-bin-betta]

GREAT! THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING MK!?

What fucking god did I piss off to deserve this .my luck , my fucking luck man.

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

*silent snacking while watching the drama*

[nezha-never-bin-betta]

LIKE HONESTLY, YOU'D THINK THAT 1 WOULD BE ENOUGH BUT NOOOOOOO!

AND @gr8-sage-equal-heaven , IF YOUR EMO HOT TOPIC WANNABE HUSBAND HADN'T FUCKED AROUND WITH THAT FUCKING CRYSTAL! I COULD BE AT HOME RIGHT KNOW!

(bro skipped over the fact that 2 people's have come back from the dead)

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

*offended gasp*

[nezha-never-bin-betta]

Go choke on a peach you big immortal baby

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

You know what

I'm gonna cause havoc in heaven AGAIN

[the-lurkingshadow]

Husband no

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

Damn... Husband said no so now I gotta listen...

[the-lurkingshadow]

Good

[majesticmacaque]

Hold up your Wukong actually listens??

[the-lurkingshadow]

Yours doesn't?

[majesticmacaque]

Not often,

[the-lurkingshadow]

mm, Mine listens quite often

[majesticmacaque]

Fucking lucky

[the-lurkingshadow]

To be fair one time I shoved a circlet on his head out of pure anger or smth

[mkthemonkiekids-blog]

Jesus Christ

[the-lurkingshadow]

He's fine now, he got comfort cuddles or smth

[majesticmacaque]

Okay

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

It still hurts...

[majesticmacaque]

Alright-

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

DID WE OPEN THE MULTIVERSE WITH THAT CRYSTAL???

[the-lurkingshadow]

Husband hold my hand wtf is this

(OoC; I hand hold out of nervousness and I like implanting my habits into my character)

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

Okay...

[little-missy-mei]

(OoC: she's going to wait 🤣)

What crystal, other Monkey king?

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

Errr--

We may have had access to a stone called the Cintamani Stone, and we (there is no "we" it was just Bao and Macaque) may have abused the power that stone had and caused our MK's amnesia...

[nezha-never-bin-betta]

So you could be the reason we're stuck here!?

[noodle-delivery-boy]

Angry man.

[nezha-never-bin-betta]

GREAT! THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING MK!?

What fucking god did I piss off to deserve this .my luck , my fucking luck man.

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

*silent snacking while watching the drama*

[nezha-never-bin-betta]

LIKE HONESTLY, YOU'D THINK THAT 1 WOULD BE ENOUGH BUT NOOOOOOO!

AND @gr8-sage-equal-heaven , IF YOUR EMO HOT TOPIC WANNABE HUSBAND HADN'T FUCKED AROUND WITH THAT FUCKING CRYSTAL! I COULD BE AT HOME RIGHT KNOW!

(bro skipped over the fact that 2 people's have come back from the dead)

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

*offended gasp*

[nezha-never-bin-betta]

Go choke on a peach you big immortal baby

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

You know what

I'm gonna cause havoc in heaven AGAIN

[the-lurkingshadow]

Husband no

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

Damn... Husband said no so now I gotta listen...

[the-lurkingshadow]

Good

[majesticmacaque]

Hold up your Wukong actually listens??

[the-lurkingshadow]

Yours doesn't?

[majesticmacaque]

Not often,

[the-lurkingshadow]

mm, Mine listens quite often

[majesticmacaque]

Fucking lucky

[the-lurkingshadow]

To be fair one time I shoved a circlet on his head out of pure anger or smth

[mkthemonkiekids-blog]

Jesus Christ

[the-lurkingshadow]

He's fine now, he got comfort cuddles or smth

[majesticmacaque]

Okay

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

DID WE OPEN THE MULTIVERSE WITH THAT CRYSTAL???

[the-lurkingshadow]

Husband hold my hand wtf is this

(OoC; I hand hold out of nervousness and I like implanting my habits into my character)

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

Okay...

[little-missy-mei]

(OoC: she's going to wait 🤣)

What crystal, other Monkey king?

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

Errr--

We may have had access to a stone called the Cintamani Stone, and we (there is no "we" it was just Bao and Macaque) may have abused the power that stone had and caused our MK's amnesia...

[nezha-never-bin-betta]

So you could be the reason we're stuck here!?

[noodle-delivery-boy]

Angry man.

[nezha-never-bin-betta]

GREAT! THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING MK!?

What fucking god did I piss off to deserve this .my luck , my fucking luck man.

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

*silent snacking while watching the drama*

[nezha-never-bin-betta]

LIKE HONESTLY, YOU'D THINK THAT 1 WOULD BE ENOUGH BUT NOOOOOOO!

AND @gr8-sage-equal-heaven , IF YOUR EMO HOT TOPIC WANNABE HUSBAND HADN'T FUCKED AROUND WITH THAT FUCKING CRYSTAL! I COULD BE AT HOME RIGHT KNOW!

(bro skipped over the fact that 2 people's have come back from the dead)

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

*offended gasp*

[nezha-never-bin-betta]

Go choke on a peach you big immortal baby

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

You know what

I'm gonna cause havoc in heaven AGAIN

[the-lurkingshadow]

Husband no

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

Damn... Husband said no so now I gotta listen...

[the-lurkingshadow]

Good

[majesticmacaque]

Hold up your Wukong actually listens??

[the-lurkingshadow]

Yours doesn't?

[majesticmacaque]

Not often,

[the-lurkingshadow]

mm, Mine listens quite often

[majesticmacaque]

Fucking lucky

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

DID WE OPEN THE MULTIVERSE WITH THAT CRYSTAL???

[the-lurkingshadow]

Husband hold my hand wtf is this

(OoC; I hand hold out of nervousness and I like implanting my habits into my character)

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

Okay...

[little-missy-mei]

(OoC: she's going to wait 🤣)

What crystal, other Monkey king?

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

Errr--

We may have had access to a stone called the Cintamani Stone, and we (there is no "we" it was just Bao and Macaque) may have abused the power that stone had and caused our MK's amnesia...

[nezha-never-bin-betta]

So you could be the reason we're stuck here!?

[noodle-delivery-boy]

Angry man.

[nezha-never-bin-betta]

GREAT! THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING MK!?

What fucking god did I piss off to deserve this .my luck , my fucking luck man.

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

*silent snacking while watching the drama*

[nezha-never-bin-betta]

LIKE HONESTLY, YOU'D THINK THAT 1 WOULD BE ENOUGH BUT NOOOOOOO!

AND @gr8-sage-equal-heaven , IF YOUR EMO HOT TOPIC WANNABE HUSBAND HADN'T FUCKED AROUND WITH THAT FUCKING CRYSTAL! I COULD BE AT HOME RIGHT KNOW!

(bro skipped over the fact that 2 people's have come back from the dead)

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

*offended gasp*

[nezha-never-bin-betta]

Go choke on a peach you big immortal baby

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

You know what

I'm gonna cause havoc in heaven AGAIN

[the-lurkingshadow]

Husband no

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

Damn... Husband said no so now I gotta listen...

[the-lurkingshadow]

Good

[majesticmacaque]

Hold up your Wukong actually listens??

[the-lurkingshadow]

Yours doesn't?

[majesticmacaque]

Not often,

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

DID WE OPEN THE MULTIVERSE WITH THAT CRYSTAL???

[the-lurkingshadow]

Husband hold my hand wtf is this

(OoC; I hand hold out of nervousness and I like implanting my habits into my character)

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

Okay...

[little-missy-mei]

(OoC: she's going to wait 🤣)

What crystal, other Monkey king?

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

Errr--

We may have had access to a stone called the Cintamani Stone, and we (there is no "we" it was just Bao and Macaque) may have abused the power that stone had and caused our MK's amnesia...

[nezha-never-bin-betta]

So you could be the reason we're stuck here!?

[noodle-delivery-boy]

Angry man.

[nezha-never-bin-betta]

GREAT! THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING MK!?

What fucking god did I piss off to deserve this .my luck , my fucking luck man.

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

*silent snacking while watching the drama*

[nezha-never-bin-betta]

LIKE HONESTLY, YOU'D THINK THAT 1 WOULD BE ENOUGH BUT NOOOOOOO!

AND @gr8-sage-equal-heaven , IF YOUR EMO HOT TOPIC WANNABE HUSBAND HADN'T FUCKED AROUND WITH THAT FUCKING CRYSTAL! I COULD BE AT HOME RIGHT KNOW!

(bro skipped over the fact that 2 people's have come back from the dead)

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

*offended gasp*

[nezha-never-bin-betta]

Go choke on a peach you big immortal baby

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

You know what

I'm gonna cause havoc in heaven AGAIN

[the-lurkingshadow]

Husband no

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

Damn... Husband said no so now I gotta listen...

[the-lurkingshadow]

Good

[majesticmacaque]

Hold up your Wukong actually listens??

[noodle-delivery-boy]

( @goldencicadatang )

Sweet Buddha.

What did I walk into? 🧍

Dad! Do you know what’s happening??? The last thing I remember is you telling me about the Demon Bull King being trapped under the mountain.

[goldencicadatang]

The last thing you remember?

…Oh. Oh, dear.

This is bad. Bad, bad, bad…

Well—within that general timeframe, you found the Monkey King’s staff. I think I recall branding you a nutcase when you told me about it…I don’t think you can even remember that. But, my point still stands regardless. You weren’t. Those stories are real. Almost too real, at times…

…You know, Pigsy and I have done this before with Monkey King! We just have to get a large rock to hit you over the head with, if “amnesia rules” still work in this scenario…

[noodle-delivery-boy]

I PICKED UP WHAT?!

[goldencicadatang]

Sun Wukong’s staff. You’re, err…His successor.

[noodle-delivery-boy]

WAIT—

[goldencicadatang]

Are—are you alright, MK?

MK! Are you with me?

Did I break him? No, no, no—

[noodle-delivery-boy]

AM I MISSING SOMETHING???

I don’t remember all this?!

[goldencicadatang]

I-It’s going to be alright, MK! We’ll figure out how to deal with this soon enough…I hope. We—we always do, right?

[noodle-delivery-boy]

M—Maybe the answer is to refresh my memory like in those movies????

So like- What has happened that I don’t remember??

[goldencicadatang]

We can try.

…Where do I start? The Spider Queen and her minions, or the Lady Bone Demon’s reign of terror and our journey to the west…?

Journey to the west. That’s it!

I know just what to confide in: my continuation of The Journey to the West.

[little-missy-mei]

Uhhh!

You beat the demon bull king!

You got trapped in the Calabash by Jin and Yin

[snapdragonzz]

*feral ass dragon noises*

[the-lurkingshadow]

Why are there two dragon girls..

Tang what'd you do..

[little-missy-mei]

there's another macaque!?

[the-lurkingshadow]

What do you mean 'another'? Either this is some universal collision and you're in our universe or I'm being trolled in the calabash

[majesticmacaque]

.....

[little-troubl3makershad0w]

In my father ( @majesticmacaque) fear of becoming a bad parent, he fucking walked out on me and Baba ( @mr-monkey-king) when I was about a fucking month old.

[majesticmacaque]

No I fucking didn't!

[little-missy-mei]

Macaque wtf dude 😧

[mkthemonkiekids-blog]

Papa wtf!?

[majesticmacaque]

I was stressed! I didn't mean to!! I was only gone for 4 years !! (129 years in demon)

[little-troubl3makershad0w]

In my father ( @majesticmacaque) fear of becoming a bad parent, he fucking walked out on me and Baba ( @mr-monkey-king) when I was about a fucking month old.

[majesticmacaque]

No I fucking didn't!

[whodrownedthefish]

Here I offer you

Small clay brontosaur

It's really really small

See

Woh

I accept the tiny thing

Ueue 🥺

[mr-monkey-king]

I have came back to cause chaos

[whodrownedthefish]

Hello Homo King :D

[mr-monkey-king]

i brought my childern

HA-

[whodrownedthefish]

Your children all hate you >:/

[mkthemonkiekids-blog]

Zhuang Xiao....kinda does....

[whodrownedthefish]

Oh hiiii! SEE MONKEY KING IM RIGGGHHHTTT MUEHUEHUE

[majesticmacaque]

Can y'all shut your dumb asses up?

[majesticmacaque]

Why wukong...why?

im fucking making dinner why did he send me this??

[whodrownedthefish]

my son..

DID YOU PISS OFF THE FUCKING MONKEY SQWAD AGAIN!??

Wasn’t me this time! I swear!

[mr-monkey-king]

You stole my peaches. AND my husband.

[whodrownedthefish]

Well I gave your husband back! >:[

[redsontheredbull]

son give him his peaches back ( •_•)

[whodrownedthefish]

I ate them all. :/

[redsontheredbull]

What?

[whodrownedthefish]

I ated them…

[redsontheredman]

Ohhh shit.

[whodrownedthefish]

I must say it is about time you depart from here skillet boy! And I reckon it is of the time whence you return to your little boyfriend!

[mkthemonkiekids-blog]

Should I be scared?

[whodrownedthefish]

Nuh uh.

[majesticmacaque]

The fuck?

[whodrownedthefish]

Child..... Why do you have Macaque in your closet?

I told you to stop pissing them off.

Wukong keeps trying to kill me so I’ve taken his husband hostage.

[majesticmacaque]

Let me go!

[whodrownedthefish]

Tell yer husband to stop trying to kill me.

[majesticmacaque]

I have

[whodrownedthefish]

Wanna beat him up together?

[majesticmacaque]

Sure

[whodrownedthefish]

Child..... Why do you have Macaque in your closet?

I told you to stop pissing them off.

Wukong keeps trying to kill me so I’ve taken his husband hostage.

[majesticmacaque]

Let me go!

[whodrownedthefish]

Tell yer husband to stop trying to kill me.

[majesticmacaque]

I have

[whodrownedthefish]

Child..... Why do you have Macaque in your closet?

I told you to stop pissing them off.

Wukong keeps trying to kill me so I’ve taken his husband hostage.

[majesticmacaque]

Let me go!

[whodrownedthefish]

my son,......... why must you piss off The fucking monkey ?

The fucking monkey owes me money.

[mr-monkey-king]

Do not!

[whodrownedthefish]

Yes you fucking do! Pay up bitch!

[mr-monkey-king]

No I fucking don't! I don't owe you shit!

[whodrownedthefish]

Yes you do, you must pay me for not murdering your husband! I had him captive and then I gave him to you instead of a volcano.

[majesticmacaque]

....... ✨Tramua✨

[mr-monkey-king]

I don't Owe that Fucking sticky note shit!!

[whodrownedthefish]

Fine! Don’t give me money!

I’ll be taking your husband back then!

[majesticmacaque]

WUKONG GIVE THIS BITCH HIS MONEY!

this kids a Psycho...