✰+ꇙ꒤ꋊ ꅐ꒤ ꀘꄲꋊꍌ+✰

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

Sup, I grew peaches like uhhhhh------ (*Finger counting dyslexic bitch*) 4 days ago you want some?

- @mr-monkey-king

Sure! It's been a bit since I ate a peach

[mr-monkey-king]

Here

[mr-monkey-king]

I just committed arson at the Celestial Realm

WHY?🫪

[oktoberfish]

I felt a little silly.

[mr-monkey-king]

Fair enough 👍

[mr-monkey-king]

I just committed arson at the Celestial Realm

WHY?🫪

[mr-monkey-king]

𝖠𝗋𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖬𝖺𝖼𝖺𝗊𝗎𝖾 𝖽𝗂𝗏𝗈𝖼𝖾𝖽

𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝗂 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 @gr8-sage-equal-heaven tk bc why nots

𝚈𝚎𝚜. 𝙼𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚌 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚍, 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝙹𝚝𝚝𝚠 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 .

𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚞𝚙- 𝚆𝙷𝚈 𝙳𝙾𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙾𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙴 𝙿𝙴𝙴𝙻 𝙽𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝚃𝙾 𝙺𝙱𝙾𝚆!?

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

OoC; Seriously guys, you don't need to harass or be asshats to anyone in the blog, so stop harassing me, macaque, and ESPECIALLY SHIKU because first of all we had been planning this for weeks, and I had already planned for Shiku to be the one to revive Wukong, and second of all, MK didn't "revive" Wukong, he just gave Wukong his immortality back. Wukong still needed to be returned to his body before he was actually revived, and last of all, I want you all to go apologize to Shiku for the harassment y'all have been giving them over this shit. IT'S A FUCKING RP-- IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL, and if this shit happens again, I won't hesitate to just kill Wukong again AND NOT LET HIM BE REVIVED.

[mr-monkey-king]

If the other monkey king and Macaque have parents and children do you?

Yeah, we have kid's, Xiǎo máfan and Xiǎotiān

And we both have adoptive mothers. Well "did" they're long gone by now.

[goldencicadatang]

O-Okay.

The multiverse is completely out of control and I’m JUST NOW figuring out my sister is somehow NOT dead. I need to sit down.

[mr-monkey-king]

so Mk is not the only one dealing with a undead person

[noodle-delivery-boy]

( @goldencicadatang )

Sweet Buddha.

What did I walk into? 🧍

Dad! Do you know what’s happening??? The last thing I remember is you telling me about the Demon Bull King being trapped under the mountain.

[goldencicadatang]

The last thing you remember?

…Oh. Oh, dear.

This is bad. Bad, bad, bad…

Well—within that general timeframe, you found the Monkey King’s staff. I think I recall branding you a nutcase when you told me about it…I don’t think you can even remember that. But, my point still stands regardless. You weren’t. Those stories are real. Almost too real, at times…

…You know, Pigsy and I have done this before with Monkey King! We just have to get a large rock to hit you over the head with, if “amnesia rules” still work in this scenario…

[noodle-delivery-boy]

I PICKED UP WHAT?!

[goldencicadatang]

Sun Wukong’s staff. You’re, err…His successor.

[noodle-delivery-boy]

WAIT—

[goldencicadatang]

Are—are you alright, MK?

MK! Are you with me?

Did I break him? No, no, no—

[noodle-delivery-boy]

AM I MISSING SOMETHING???

I don’t remember all this?!

[goldencicadatang]

I-It’s going to be alright, MK! We’ll figure out how to deal with this soon enough…I hope. We—we always do, right?

[noodle-delivery-boy]

M—Maybe the answer is to refresh my memory like in those movies????

So like- What has happened that I don’t remember??

[goldencicadatang]

We can try.

…Where do I start? The Spider Queen and her minions, or the Lady Bone Demon’s reign of terror and our journey to the west…?

Journey to the west. That’s it!

I know just what to confide in: my continuation of The Journey to the West.

[little-missy-mei]

Uhhh!

You beat the demon bull king!

You got trapped in the Calabash by Jin and Yin

[snapdragonzz]

*feral ass dragon noises*

[the-lurkingshadow]

Why are there two dragon girls..

Tang what'd you do..

[little-missy-mei]

there's another macaque!?

[the-lurkingshadow]

What do you mean 'another'? Either this is some universal collision and you're in our universe or I'm being trolled in the calabash

[majesticmacaque]

.....

[the-lurkingshadow]

OH WHAT THE FUCK.

Husband come look at this shit @gr8-sage-equal-heaven

[gr8-sage-equal-heaven]

WHAT IN THE SPIDERMAN INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE TYPE SHIT AM I SEEING????

[mr-monkey-king]

What the actual fucking hell?

[mr-monkey-king]

GASP

[whodrownedthefish]

Here I offer you

Small clay brontosaur

It's really really small

See

Woh

I accept the tiny thing

Ueue 🥺

[mr-monkey-king]

I have came back to cause chaos

[whodrownedthefish]

Hello Homo King :D

[mr-monkey-king]

i brought my childern

HA-

[whodrownedthefish]

Here I offer you

Small clay brontosaur

It's really really small

See

Woh

I accept the tiny thing

Ueue 🥺

[mr-monkey-king]

I have came back to cause chaos

[whodrownedthefish]

my son..

DID YOU PISS OFF THE FUCKING MONKEY SQWAD AGAIN!??

Wasn’t me this time! I swear!

[mr-monkey-king]

You stole my peaches. AND my husband.

[whodrownedthefish]

Well I gave your husband back! >:[

[redsontheredbull]

son give him his peaches back ( •_•)

[whodrownedthefish]

I ate them all. :/

[redsontheredbull]

What?

[whodrownedthefish]

I ated them…

[redsontheredman]

Ohhh shit.

[whodrownedthefish]

I must say it is about time you depart from here skillet boy! And I reckon it is of the time whence you return to your little boyfriend!

[mkthemonkiekids-blog]

Should I be scared?

[whodrownedthefish]

Nuh uh.

[majesticmacaque]

The fuck?

[little-troubl3makershad0w]

[whodrownedthefish]

THERE’S MORE!?????

[taijangthemagicmedicofmahem]

Lmfao

[little-missy-mei]

Hiii TàiJiâng!!

[whodrownedthefish]

HOW MANY ARE THERE!!???????????

[little-missy-mei]

A few😋

[whodrownedthefish]

HOW MANY IS A FEW!!!!!!??

[little-missy-mei]

10 ? Well 13 but Pigsy tang and Sandy don't use theirs

[whodrownedthefish]

What in the ever absent fuck?

[little-missy-mei]

Well Nezha and LBD have one. 😐😐

[whodrownedthefish]

Nezha has one?

[taijangthemagicmedicofmahem]

Ya but he's busy with "his job"

[whodrownedthefish]

Aw dangit.

[redsontheredbull]

🙄🙄

[whodrownedthefish]

[redsontheredbull]

Wut??

[whodrownedthefish]

Parent. Me want Nezha.

[redsontheredbull]

NNo I don't have a Nezha 😶

[whodrownedthefish]

You. LIED!!!!

[nezha-never-bin-betta]

😐😑😐😑

[whodrownedthefish]

HE’S HERE!!!!!!

[nezha-never-bin-betta]

why .... was Meng have to get me on my break?

[whodrownedthefish]

I want to kick you in the face but affectionately! :>

[little-troubl3makershad0w]

Jesus

[whodrownedthefish]

Erm. I think you mean Cheez-it’s. 🤓☝️

[little-troubl3makershad0w]

im going to kick your face none affectionately!

[whodrownedthefish]

[nezha-never-bin-betta]

(╬▔皿▔)╯

[whodrownedthefish]

[nezha-never-bin-betta]

WAIT

if you ate The immortal peaches? are you know Immortal,

[whodrownedthefish]

I guess so…

[redsontheredbull]

😃

Son, WHAT THE FUCK

[whodrownedthefish]

I don’t know.

[nezha-never-bin-betta]

[whodrownedthefish]

What the fuck?

[mr-monkey-king]

(* ￣︿￣)

[whodrownedthefish]

my son..

DID YOU PISS OFF THE FUCKING MONKEY SQWAD AGAIN!??

Wasn’t me this time! I swear!

[mr-monkey-king]

You stole my peaches. AND my husband.

[whodrownedthefish]

my son,......... why must you piss off The fucking monkey ?

The fucking monkey owes me money.

[mr-monkey-king]

Do not!

[whodrownedthefish]

Yes you fucking do! Pay up bitch!

[mr-monkey-king]

No I fucking don't! I don't owe you shit!

[whodrownedthefish]

Yes you do, you must pay me for not murdering your husband! I had him captive and then I gave him to you instead of a volcano.

[majesticmacaque]

....... ✨Tramua✨

[mr-monkey-king]

I don't Owe that Fucking sticky note shit!!

[whodrownedthefish]

Fine! Don’t give me money!

I’ll be taking your husband back then!

[majesticmacaque]

WUKONG GIVE THIS BITCH HIS MONEY!

this kids a Psycho...

[whodrownedthefish]

*picks up Macrack and holds him over a volcano*

GIMME MONEY WUKONG!!!

[mr-monkey-king]

Fine ! +throws him 456 penny+

have fun!~

[whodrownedthefish]

*Catches all the pennies and accidentally drops Macrack into the volcano*

Oops…

Whatever he’s probably fine.

Thanks for the money Mr. Wukong!!! :]

$4.56 I wonder how much gum I could buy with that…

[mr-monkey-king]

+Catches+

ass

[whodrownedthefish]

my son,......... why must you piss off The fucking monkey ?

The fucking monkey owes me money.

[mr-monkey-king]

Do not!

[whodrownedthefish]

Yes you fucking do! Pay up bitch!

[mr-monkey-king]

No I fucking don't! I don't owe you shit!

[whodrownedthefish]

Yes you do, you must pay me for not murdering your husband! I had him captive and then I gave him to you instead of a volcano.

[majesticmacaque]

....... ✨Tramua✨

[mr-monkey-king]

I don't Owe that Fucking sticky note shit!!

[whodrownedthefish]

Fine! Don’t give me money!

I’ll be taking your husband back then!

[majesticmacaque]

WUKONG GIVE THIS BITCH HIS MONEY!

this kids a Psycho...

[whodrownedthefish]

*picks up Macrack and holds him over a volcano*

GIMME MONEY WUKONG!!!

[mr-monkey-king]

Fine ! +throws him 456 penny+

have fun!~

[whodrownedthefish]

my son,......... why must you piss off The fucking monkey ?

The fucking monkey owes me money.

[mr-monkey-king]

Do not!

[whodrownedthefish]

Yes you fucking do! Pay up bitch!

[mr-monkey-king]

No I fucking don't! I don't owe you shit!

[whodrownedthefish]

Yes you do, you must pay me for not murdering your husband! I had him captive and then I gave him to you instead of a volcano.

[majesticmacaque]

....... ✨Tramua✨

[mr-monkey-king]

I don't Owe that Fucking sticky note shit!!

[whodrownedthefish]

my son,......... why must you piss off The fucking monkey ?

The fucking monkey owes me money.

[mr-monkey-king]

Do not!

[whodrownedthefish]

Yes you fucking do! Pay up bitch!

[mr-monkey-king]

No I fucking don't! I don't owe you shit!