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Bonjour. I is da Majestic Potato

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Tried to change my password to Twilight, but got an error saying it contains too many useless characters.

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my mom: can you do this list of 50 things for me

me: sure

me: can you get me some water

my mom: no wHat do I LoOk LiKe To YOu? Am I YOUr mAID aLL OF a SuDdEn?

my mom: jeez so rude

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are you a toe? because I would bang you against a table

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the day nickelodeon is bought by Disney is the day I throw out my tv

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If Percy Didn't Catch Annabeth in Time

"Her ankle!" Hazel shouted from the ladder. "Cut it! Cut it!" - Annabeth’s mind was woolly from the pain. Cut her ankle? - Apparently Percy didn’t realize what Hazel mean’t either. Then something yanked Annabeth backward and dragged her toward the pit. Percy lunged. He grabbed at her arm, but the momentum carried her farther into the abyss. - “Help her!” Hazel echoed. - Annabeth’s last images of her friends was Nico hobbling in her direction, Hazel trying to disentangle her cavalry sword from the rope ladder. The rest of Annabeth’s friends were still focused on the statue, and soon the shouting and rumbling of the cavern fared away aswell. - Annabeth began to cry out for Percy. Her limbs flailed, reaching for a place to grab onto. Too late, she knew what was happening: she was falling. She could have just cut it away immediately. She had thought it was just loose line, but with the entire floor covered in cobwebs, she hadn’t noticed that one of the strands was wrapped around her foot— and the other end shot her straight into the pit. It had attached to something heavy down in the darkness, something that she was about to crash into. - “No,” she could hear Percy scream from miles above. “My Wise Girl…” - She reached out ahead of her, even though she knew they would never reach each other again. Annabeth’s hope was lost. She plunged beyond into darkness. Percy failed to protect her.

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did I break your feels

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If Percy Didn't Catch Annabeth in Time

"Her ankle!" Hazel shouted from the ladder. "Cut it! Cut it!" - Annabeth's mind was woolly from the pain. Cut her ankle? - Apparently Percy didn't realize what Hazel mean't either. Then something yanked Annabeth backward and dragged her toward the pit. Percy lunged. He grabbed at her arm, but the momentum carried her farther into the abyss. - "Help her!" Hazel echoed. - Annabeth's last images of her friends was Nico hobbling in her direction, Hazel trying to disentangle her cavalry sword from the rope ladder. The rest of Annabeth's friends were still focused on the statue, and soon the shouting and rumbling of the cavern fared away aswell. - Annabeth began to cry out for Percy. Her limbs flailed, reaching for a place to grab onto. Too late, she knew what was happening: she was falling. She could have just cut it away immediately. She had thought it was just loose line, but with the entire floor covered in cobwebs, she hadn't noticed that one of the strands was wrapped around her foot— and the other end shot her straight into the pit. It had attached to something heavy down in the darkness, something that she was about to crash into. - "No," she could hear Percy scream from miles above. "My Wise Girl…" - She reached out ahead of her, even though she knew they would never reach each other again. Annabeth's hope was lost. She plunged beyond into darkness. Percy failed to protect her.

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Silena was the spy who warned Kronos about Percy and Beckendorf's boat attack, thus causing Beckendorf's death. you may scroll now

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may I remind you that hazel Levesque practices diving off EAGLES and once landed from 20 FEET IN THE AIR on her own tWO FEET doing a SOMERSAULT in between

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Hi I’ll be auditioning for the role of Percy Jackson and I’ll be singing “20 Dollar Nose Bleed” by FOB

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Hi I’m auditioning for the roles of Jason Grace and Percy Jackson and I’ll be singing “Thnks Fr Th Mmrs” by Fall Out Boy

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Hi I ‘m auditioning for the role of Luke Castellan and I’ll be singing “Bleeding Out” by Imagine Dragons.

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Hi I’m auditioning for the role of Leo Valdez and I’ll be singing “I Bet My Life” by Imagine Dragons.

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hi i’m auditioning for the role of pluto and i’ll be singing don’t you (forget about me) by simple minds

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Hello, I’m auditioning for Fred Weasley and I’ll be singing Die Young by Kesha. 

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no chill

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hi i’m auditioning for the role of left shark and i’ll be singing “i don’t dance” from high school musical 2

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Hello I’m auditioning for the part of Percy Jackson and I’ll be singing Immortals by Fall Out Boy

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hi im ariel and I’m auditioning for a part in the musical but won’t be singing because I sold my voice for fucking legs